Top Ten Predictable Things Horoscopes Usually Tell YouBritgirl Horoscopes... they're so predictable aren't they? Each one says exactly the same thing, just worded differently, but it all amounts to the usual...
The Top Ten
Crap. Told Rocco to use enough damn concrete. Minga!
You damn right 'bout that, little lady. Them New York hoochies get all crazy when ya try payin'em with Confederate money. No sensa humor, a-tall.
That's gonna show up as a flame red cover with the Jesus statue from Rio.
Madame Mama-Hoodoo Snake-Eye Schwartz predicts you will be invited
to partake in new amusement...
Haha sure I do. Who?! WHERE?! Do THEY know about it? - Britgirl
Sure Beege. It's the guy next door with the long rope. Wait... What am I talking' 'bout? What's the chances? (After all, you're in ENGLAND.;))
And boils may become painful.
Oh, Beege. Nobody's ever accused me of that.
No...okay...I won't believe a single syllable that my overly predictable horoscope tells me. Thank you for the genius advice. - Britgirl
This always makes me laugh. A lot! - Britgirl
Actually this has happened to me! I read this once in some very reliable magazine. I got off the bus, turned a corner and bumped into a woman I knew. "Hello, love! " she said.
Can't fight fate, people ;). - Britgirl
Literally the only thing horoscopes can actually tell you. Anything else is just complete BS/ - ColinH
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2. Watch what you spend
3. You'll meet someone special