Top Ten Predictable Things Horoscopes Usually Tell You

Britgirl
Horoscopes... they're so predictable aren't they? Each one says exactly the same thing, just worded differently, but it all amounts to the usual...

The Top Ten

1 An old friend will reappear V 1 Comment
2 Watch what you spend

You damn right 'bout that, little lady. Them New York hoochies get all crazy when ya try payin'em with Confederate money. No sensa humor, a-tall.

3 You'll meet someone special V 1 Comment
4 You'll be invited somewhere V 1 Comment
5 You have an admirer

Haha sure I do. Who?! WHERE?! Do THEY know about it? - Britgirl

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6 Work may become stressful V 1 Comment
7 You'll be the peacemaker in a family argument V 1 Comment
8 Don't believe everything you read

No...okay...I won't believe a single syllable that my overly predictable horoscope tells me. Thank you for the genius advice. - Britgirl

9 You will upset someone

This always makes me laugh. A lot! - Britgirl

10 Love is just around the corner

Actually this has happened to me! I read this once in some very reliable magazine. I got off the bus, turned a corner and bumped into a woman I knew. "Hello, love! " she said.
Can't fight fate, people ;). - Britgirl

The Contenders

11 The day you were born.

Literally the only thing horoscopes can actually tell you. Anything else is just complete BS/ - ColinH

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