Top 10 Most Pretentious Songs

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The Top Ten

1 Careless Whisper - George Michael

"TIMMME can NEVVVER MENNND...the CARRRELESS WHISSSPERS of(! ) a(! ) good friend; to the heart and MIND, ignorance is KIND! There's no comfort in the truth; PAINNN IS AH-HALLL YOU'LL FINNND! " - Story Of My Recent Gratuitous Wanking Session, I Mean Life - xandermartin98

2 Viva la Vida - Coldplay

No amount of instrumental production value can hide how utterly bland and tasteless this dreck really is - xandermartin98

3 Paranoid Android - Radiohead

Yes, we get it, Yorke; you're stoned out of your mind - xandermartin98

4 Let It Go - Frozen

Personally, I'd rather Let It Grow - xandermartin98

5 Zombie - The Cranberries

Seriously, there are probably almost literally more voice cracks in this song than there are actual words, and I personally don't count "EEYAHEYEEYAAAY" or "ZAHOMBAY" as certified English words, just between you and me - xandermartin98

EEYAHEYYY, EEYAHEYYY-E-EYY-EYY

ZAH-OMBAY (voice crack), ZAH-OMBAY (voice crack), ZAH-OM-BAY (voice crack) EH (voice crack) EH (voice crack) EH (voice crack) - xandermartin98

6 Uprising - Muse
7 Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen

IS THIS SONG REALLY

WHAT IT'S HYPED UP TO BE

OR IS EVERYONE

DRUNK ON NOSTALGIA, HUN - xandermartin98

8 Behind Blue Eyes - The Who

I'm pretty sure that mostly every starving and abused child in Africa knows what it's like (the "bad man" part referring to the oppression towards them) - xandermartin98

9 Rap God - Eminem

"Now who thinks their BRAIN is big enough to mock others? " - xandermartin98

10 Word Crimes - Weird Al

Makes me want to LIT-ER-ALLY go to sleep - xandermartin98

The Contenders

11 Lateralus - Tool Lateralus - Tool
12 Imagine - John Lennon
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