Top 10 Most Pretentious Songs

"TIMMME can NEVVVER MENNND...the CARRRELESS WHISSSPERS of(! ) a(! ) good friend; to the heart and MIND, ignorance is KIND! There's no comfort in the truth; PAINNN IS AH-HALLL YOU'LL FINNND! " - Story Of My Recent Gratuitous Wanking Session, I Mean Life

No amount of instrumental production value can hide how utterly bland and tasteless this dreck really is

Yes, we get it, Yorke; you're stoned out of your mind

Personally, I'd rather Let It Grow

Seriously, there are probably almost literally more voice cracks in this song than there are actual words, and I personally don't count "EEYAHEYEEYAAAY" or "ZAHOMBAY" as certified English words, just between you and me

I'm pretty sure that mostly every starving and abused child in Africa knows what it's like (the "bad man" part referring to the oppression towards them)

"Now who thinks their BRAIN is big enough to mock others? "

I don't really know how this is pretentious,the lyrics are rather simplistic.

Makes me want to LIT-ER-ALLY go to sleep