Top Ten Pretentious Titles for Ordinary Jobs
The Top Ten
Sounds pretty exciting! - TwilightKitsune
Thought that was a urologist:).
Haha, "Mop Operator" brilliant. - Britgirl
More like 'Moperator'! - Wolftail
I couldn't help but laugh yesterday evening when in a taxi, we stopped for red lights outside a run-down building with rows of bikes outside. Two scantily-clad females who looked a little worse-for- wear stepped outside and lit up a cigarette. Nothing funny about this...yet. What made me laugh was the sign above the door: Used Bikes For Sale. Is this the new, arrest-avoiding terminology for "Brothel"? I couldn't help but laugh. - Britgirl
ENDOCRINAL REGULATION TECHNICIAN URGENTLY REQUIRED: Some previous experience required, although not essential. Successful applicant must be sociable and willing to meet new people, leading to build up a regular clientele, and you must be flexible with this demanding but often exciting position. Hours to suit. Uniform provided when required. Excellent commission. Interested applicants should apply to: Lacey Nickers, Pros R Us, Ladies Lane for imminent start. - Britgirl
MOBILITY FACILITATOR REQUIRED: The successful applicant must lack human decency and a conscience. No previous experience necessary as full training given. Flexible hours to suit. Wages in cigarettes, drugs and alcohol. Guaranteed job satisfaction. Anyone interested in this position should apply to Robin Carrs, care of Her Majesty's Prison, Idiotsville. Post haste. - Britgirl
I am Joseph Smith and you will call me a prophet.
I had to add this. I nearly sliced through the tip of my finger while dead-heading my roses when I heard my neighbour say that this was the title of his "profession" to someone he was talking to on the phone. I don't think I'll be able to look him in the eye without laughing ever again. - Britgirl