Top Ten Pretentious Titles for Ordinary Jobs


The Top Ten

1 Transparent Wall Visual Integrity Engineer ~ (Window Cleaner)

Sounds pretty exciting! - TwilightKitsune

2 Customer Relations and Finance Co-ordinator ~ (Checkout Operator)
3 Produce Management Coordinator ~ (Shelf Stacker)
4 Tabloid Distribution Executive ~ (Paperboy/girl)
5 Leakage Technician ~ (Plumber)

Thought that was a urologist:).

6 Sanitation Inspector ~ (Cleaner)
7 Egress Facilitator ~ (Bouncer)
8 Distribution Coordinator ~ (Delivery Driver)
9 Recycling Operative ~ (Bin Man)
10 Domestic Engineer ~ (Housewife/Husband)

The Contenders

11 Mop Operator ~ (Cleaner)

Haha, "Mop Operator" brilliant. - Britgirl

More like 'Moperator'! - Wolftail

12 Door Coordinator ~ (Doorman)

Sounds interesting... - Lucretia

13 Entrance Facilitator ~ (Doorkeeper)
14 Treasurer ~ (Cashier)
15 Writer ~ (Pen Pusher)

I've been called a "Pen Pusher" a lot but it's an inaccurate description, since I'm right-handed. I'm more of a Pen Puller :P - Britgirl

16 Surplus Currency Adjuster ~ (Panhandler)
17 Caloric Reclamation Officer ~ (Dumpster Diver)
18 Advocate for the Existentially Challenged ~ (Social Worker)
19 Avian Couturier ~ (Chicken Plucker)
20 Endocrinal Regulation Technician ~ (Hooker)

ENDOCRINAL REGULATION TECHNICIAN URGENTLY REQUIRED: Some previous experience required, although not essential. Successful applicant must be sociable and willing to meet new people, leading to build up a regular clientele, and you must be flexible with this demanding but often exciting position. Hours to suit. Uniform provided when required. Excellent commission. Interested applicants should apply to: Lacey Nickers, Pros R Us, Ladies Lane for imminent start. - Britgirl

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Top Remixes

1. Transparent Wall Visual Integrity Engineer ~ (Window Cleaner)
2. Customer Relations and Finance Co-ordinator ~ (Checkout Operator)
3. Produce Management Coordinator ~ (Shelf Stacker)



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