Pro Sports Teams with the Least Intimidating Names

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There's some really good names in sports and then some are not a threatening name

The Top Ten

1 Cleveland Browns Cleveland Browns The Cleveland Browns are a professional American football team based in Cleveland, Ohio. The Browns compete in the National Football League as a member team of the American Football Conference North division.

"Oh no we have to face the Browns"- said no one ever - Gametheorysucks

No explanation needed - Randomator

2 Oakland A's Oakland A's

The Athletics... Yep every team has athletes. Nothing threatening about that. - Gametheorysucks

3 Los Angeles Angels Los Angeles Angels
4 Cincinnati Reds Cincinnati Reds
5 Utah Jazz Utah Jazz

Only thing that is scary is how bad the Jazz might sound - Gametheorysucks

6 Indianapolis Colts Indianapolis Colts The Indianapolis Colts are an American football team based in Indianapolis, Indiana. The Colts compete in the National Football League as a member club of the American Football Conference South division.
7 Chicago White Sox Chicago White Sox
8 Chicago Cubs Chicago Cubs The Chicago Cubs are an American professional baseball team based in Chicago, Illinois. The Cubs compete in Major League Baseball as a member club of the National League Central division.
9 Pittsburgh Penguins Pittsburgh Penguins The Pittsburgh Penguins are an American professional ice hockey team based in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, that competes in the National Hockey League.

They may have defeated the Nashville Predators on the Stanley Cup Finals, plus they are one of the best teams in the league.

You don't get it. This has nothing to do with how good the team is. It's about the team NAME! Penguins are rather cute and not threatening. - Gametheorysucks

10 New York Knicks New York Knicks

What even is a Knick - Gametheorysucks

The Contenders

11 Boston Red Sox Boston Red Sox The Boston Red Sox are an American professional baseball team based in Boston, Massachusetts, that competes in Major League Baseball.

Only thing to fear are obnoxious fans - Gametheorysucks

12 St. Louis Blues St. Louis Blues The St. Louis Blues are a professional ice hockey team in St. Louis, Missouri. They are members of the Central Division of the Western Conference of the National Hockey League.
13 Detroit Lions Detroit Lions The Detroit Lions are a professional American football team based in Detroit, Michigan. The Lions compete in the National Football League as a member club of the league's National Football Conference North division.
14 Minnesota Twins Minnesota Twins
15 Miami Marlins Miami Marlins
16 Boston Bruins Boston Bruins The Boston Bruins are a professional ice hockey team based in Boston, Massachusetts. The Bruins compete in the National Hockey League as a member club of the league's Eastern Conference Atlantic Division.
17 Toronto Blue Jays Toronto Blue Jays The Toronto Blue Jays are a Canadian professional baseball team based in Toronto, Ontario. The Blue Jays are a member of the East division of the American League in Major League Baseball, and play their home games at Rogers Centre.
18 Toronto Raptors Toronto Raptors The Toronto Raptors are a Canadian professional basketball team based in Toronto, Ontario. The Raptors compete in the National Basketball Association, as a member of the league's Eastern Conference Atlantic Division.

Can't be afraid of something that went extinct 60 something million years ago - Randomator

19 Brooklyn Nets Brooklyn Nets

The Nets? Must be referring to how Brooklyn can't get the ball through a net. - Gametheorysucks

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2. Oakland A's
3. Cincinnati Reds
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