Top 10 Proofs that Nintendo's Fanbase is Almost as Stupid as Its Haters

The Top Ten
1 They actually wholeheartedly supported Pokémon GO, even after all of the lethal car accidents it caused

This item is stupid. As much as I hate to say it, it is the PLAYER's fault for not looking ahead! Pokemon GO is a VIDEO GAME with no bad messages, and it doesn't encourage violence in any way.
Let me give you this: If I was driving a car using all the signals, making turns at the right times, and following the speed limit, then all of a sudden a little kid runs in front of me and I hit him, whose fault is it? The KID'S, or if we want to be specific the PARENT'S for not monitoring their child. I, the driver, was being good, and somebody else was doing something bad, but by your logic I have to be punished, This list item reminds me of that court case a couple years back where someone sued McDonald's for "making" them fat.

Tl;dr: It is the player's fault for any injuries caused by this game. Heck, the app even tells you to WATCH YOUR SURROUNDINGS. It's amazing what people will do to take blame off themselves - BTIV (I'm logged out lol.

The game did not cause the accidents people being stupid caused them

2 Claiming that the Metroid series needed to die just because of Other M existing
3 They constantly complain about Nintendo obsessively pampering its Mario/Zelda/Pokémon trio of franchises and ignoring everything else, despite VERY clearly being among the main contributors to the problem

No, they are the most popular nintendo franchises

4 The AM2R vs Samus Returns controversy, in which the former got hated on just for being a fangame while the latter got hated on just for not having the former packaged into it
5 "Melee is the only good Smash Bros game because it's the only one where I get to show off my super-hardcore MLG tournament wavedashing pro strats and play exclusively as Fox and Falco"

Sure, you tell that to yourself

6 Mario VS Luigi controversy
7 Earthbound fantards that constantly talk trash about Undertale even though it's systematically designed from the ground up to be the absolute PERFECT game for them
8 "Halo is a ripoff of Metroid"
9 When presented with the clichéd "bad graphics" argument, they often overlook that literally the ONLY reason Nintendo games look as good as they do is because of their art styles
10 Reggie Memes
The Contenders
11 The Undertale fandom making brain fetishism a thing in both fanart and fanfiction, then also spreading it into the Parappa/Lammy fandom as well
12 Mario/Zelda CD-i Memes
13 Youtube Poop and SMG4
14 "Mario Kart 8 is bad just because the character roster is bad"
15 "Parappa The Rapper's art style is a ripoff of Paper Mario"

Actually the other way around

16 Defending the Wii as having a good overall game library when it's a huge part of the reason Nintendo removed the "Quality" part from its Official Seal
17 Hating on Wind Waker for being too cartoony, then hating on Majora's Mask and Twilight Princess for being too edgy
18 The common belief amongst them that essentially every non-Nintendo game is automatically inferior to Nintendo games
19 They judge every new installment to their favorite franchises based largely on how much it strokes their nostalgic egos, then complain that it feels "too much the same"

You just can't please them lol. Anytime I see a person hating on a new game I just leave whatever site I'm on, because there is a 99.99% chance they're like this.

20 Ocarina Of Time fanboys

They just need to die out. We get it, it was innovative.

21 Miiverse community
22 They complain about other videogame fanbases being immature, then refer to Call Of Duty as Cacadoodie and think Conker's BFD is the funniest game ever made
23 Whenever presented with the very true "Nintendo games have gotten too easy" argument, they counter it using games from the three-decade old NES console

"Very true"? That is YOUR opinion.

24 They complain about Microsoft and Sony focusing too much on graphics, yet praise games like Super Mario Galaxy and Mario Kart 8 for the same reason
25 Smash Bros Memes
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