Top Ten Psychology-Related Pick-Up Lines

The Top Ten

1 Are you happy to see me? Or is that a defense mechanism.

2 Are you a conditioning stimulus? Because you're making me drool.

3 Whether or not you're real or a delusion, I will always find you hot.

4 When you fell from heaven, did it leave you with emotional scars?

5 All I see in my Rorschach tests are me and you.

6 Tonight you'll be enhancing the duration of your short-term memory, because you'll be saying my name all night long.

7 You wouldn't mind a relaxation technique that isn't used for systematic desensitization

8 I love everything about you, not just the fragmented parts of your personality or your cognitive functioning.

9 Wow, baby, you activate my HPA axis

10 Are you Broca's aphasia? Because you leave me speechless

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