Top 10 Questions About Bottom-Tier Media Works Of Certain Genres/Types To Ask People

xandermartin98
Of the absolute worst things of certain genres and sub-genres:
Which do you find less unbearable overall?
The items in this list have been selected by the author of the list for you to vote and comment on.

The Top Ten

1 Twilight or Fifty Shades Of Grey? (Infamously Generic And Clichéd Mary Sue Romance Novels)

Twilight for at least being a technically original book rather than a fanfic (it still was an absolutely UNBEARABLE experience to have to force myself to read all the way through just for pop culture's sake back in high school, though, don't get me wrong) - xandermartin98

My votes:
Twilight (for having something vaguely resembling plot)
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Fred: The Movie (for not being porn)
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Superman IV (because it's so bad it's actually good)
Teen Titans Go (because I never liked the Powerpuffs)
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2 Mega Babies or The Brothers Grunt? (Gross-Out Cartoons)

Probably Brothers Grunt for not having episodes like Balemtime's Day and Inner Ear Inferno and also being, overall, less of a blatant insult to actually properly executed gross-out shows like Rocko's Modern Life and (occasionally) the early years of Ren & Stimpy

The characters themselves definitely look a lot grosser in The Brothers Grunt than they do in Mega Babies, however, so I'm not entirely sure - xandermartin98

3 Freddy Got Fingered or Fred: The Movie? (Comedy Movies Where The Main Joke Is How Annoying The Main Protagonist Is)

Freddy Got Fingered for actually being legit "so bad it's hilarious"

The only thing Fred has going for it is its Search For The Worst episode - xandermartin98

4 Dipper Goes To Taco Bell or The Buzz On How Maggie Got Fondled By Flecko? (Incestual Horror Romance Fanfictions with Ludicrous Amounts Of Gross-Out Imagery and Character Abuse)

Well, the former of the two is about Dipper Pines smearing refuse all over himself and making out with his own sister's dead body in a bathroom stall at the local Taco Bell, while the latter is about Maggie Pesky's adoptive uncle (with completely nonexistent bodily hygiene, mind you) smearing earwax all over his privates and sexually assaulting his own 12-year-old adoptive niece nearly to death inside of Heffer Wolfe's adoptive mother's brain in literally THE grossest and most morally abhorrent fashion possible, so personally, I'd say that they're almost tied

(just kidding: Maggie X Flecko for making Maggie Pesky hands-down one of THE most brilliantly written "heroic comedic sociopath" characters to ever grace fanfiction, as well as just generally being hilariously insane and ridiculous to an extent that Dipper Goes To Taco Bell can barely even BEGIN to compare to and making me feel genuinely bad for Heffer's adoptive mom to an extent that even puts the Who's For Dinner episode ...more - xandermartin98

5 I Love The Smelly Feet or Stinko Foot? (Hilariously Awful Parodies of Rap Songs)

I Love The Smelly Feet for being somewhere between three and four minutes shorter and making me laugh WAY harder from how awful the vocal delivery and especially writing of its lyrics is

Stinko Foot for lines like "SHAVING HEADS LIKE I'M A SMELLY FOOT" and "KILLING YOU WITH THE COMPACTOR; OLD MAN DAD, HE IN DOODLE MODE", not to mention its music video (IF you can even call it that, mind you) - xandermartin98

6 Superman IV or Supergirl? (Campy Old-School Superhero Movies)

Superman IV for at least being less boring than Supergirl and not having a god-awful bargain-bin ripoff of Rita Repulsa from Power Rangers as its main villain (and also for not starting the infamous "superheroine movies always suck" stigma that Wonder Woman 2017, despite being just okay in retrospect, thankfully fixed), and also for Nuclear Man looking like a glam rock star - xandermartin98

7 Teen Titans Go or Powerpuff Girls 2016? (Classic Cartoon Series Reboots That Horrifically Butcher The Originals)

Powerpuff Girls 2016 for being based off of a FAR less overrated franchise and actually NOT being completely milked to death by Cartoon Network the way that Teen Titans Go is

(whoever came up with that twerking scene still SERIOUSLY needs to be fired, though, not to mention whoever came up with the infamous "Twerkies" in the "mystical forest" area from MiiTopia) - xandermartin98

8 M&M's Kart Racing or Homie Rollerz? (Kart-Racing Games That Are Blatant Mario Kart Clones)

M&M's Kart Racing for "APPROACHING SOUND BARRIER" and the fact that there at least aren't any awful racist caricatures present in it - xandermartin98

9 Radiohead's Fitter Happier or Pearl Jam's Bugs? (Annoying And Pointless Filler Songs on Otherwise Good Albums)

Fitter Happier for generally sounding a lot less grating and having lyrics with an actually meaningful satirical message to them, and also being the only real blemish (besides maybe The Tourist) on undeniably one of THE greatest albums of all time, whether you like Radiohead overall or not (sorry, naysayers, but OK Computer just IS every bit that good)
Pearl Jam's Vitalogy (which Bugs is from) is also a really good album though - xandermartin98

Both are good and not pointless. They're just pretty inaccessible and hard to casually listen to. Both have a point overall, and are original.

10 Anubis 2 or Ninjabread Man? (3D Platformers)

Between the two of them, Anubis 2 seems to have slightly more to it and would certainly be LESS embarrassing to be caught playing, but I definitely would NOT recommend either of them in ANY circumstance (ESPECIALLY with their home console also featuring the likes of Super Mario Galaxy and Sonic Colors) - xandermartin98