Top Ten Questions to Ask About Uranus

Ahem...before all you eager astronomers get excited, I must warn you that this list is just a humorous play on words...
*cough* your anus...
The Top Ten
1 Have anyone actually been on Uranus?

Let me check Google Maps...hmm...there seems to be a pin above Uranus saying "22 people have been here."

2 Is there life on Uranus?
3 If I ever visit Uranus, can I stick my country's flag in it?

The flag will possibly be destroyed by the erosion from the strong winds, high methane concentration, and highly unpredictable climate changes. Plus, how would you stick it to the surface, which is mostly gaseous?

4 Are there trolls on Uranus?
5 How big is Uranus?

Haha, V, don't worry. This list was born from purely comical thoughts :). By the way, just how big is...aw, never mind...

V, my funny friend. This is dedicated to you :) Enjoy.

Ahh...V, either you're just full of sweet hot air, or the subject is a sore point... ;).

Don't know if you can see this, Beege, but... "had me in mind...dedicated to me? " Really don't know what to say.

6 Can I have a look at Uranus with a telescope?
7 What grows on Uranus?

Oh my goodness. This list...What MUST have I been thinking? Actually don't answer that.

8 How hot is Uranus?

Just around 88.7 Kelvin. The ladies still might all drop dead in close proximity to it.

Thank you, Toucan. Admin wasn't impressed though :/.

Oh my gosh,I think I'm gonna die with laughter...awesome list britgirl

9 Can I grow vegetables on Uranus?
10 Is it windy on Uranus?
The Contenders
11 Will I be able to eat on Uranus?
12 Can you put stuff in Uranus?
13 Is there oxygen in Uranus?
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