Top Ten Questions to Ask In a Job Interview

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The Top Ten

1 What are your strengths?

I once uprooted a tree with bare hands! - Kiteretsunu

I'm great at managing boredom. - Animefan12

2 How do you handle stress and pressure?

I have good concentration, so exams isn't a problem. - Animefan12

I increase my surface area and bulk modulus. - Kiteretsunu

3 What are your weaknesses?

I have a weak back. I need a massage there, everyday. - Kiteretsunu

My handwriting. It sucks TERRIBLY! - Animefan12

4 Describe a difficult work situation / project and how you overcame it.

The project went for months. Too long to describe. Any more questions? - Kiteretsunu

5 How do you evaluate success?

That depends on whether I get the job or not. - Kiteretsunu

6 Why are you leaving / did you leave your previous job?

Probably because of the gut feeling. - Kiteretsunu

Because that interview was dumb.
*thinks in mind* 'Now you are gonna make the interview easier" - Animefan12

7 Why do you want this job?

To earn money of course! Don't ask silly questions, meh! - Kiteretsunu

8 Why should we hire you?

Because I want to work here. That's what hiring is for, isn't it, bud? - Kiteretsunu

It's okay if ya don't hire me, I just need my salary! - Animefan12

Because I'm unquestionably smart. - PositronWildhawk

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