Top Ten Questions to Ask In a Job Interview

The Top Ten
1 What are your strengths?

I once uprooted a tree with bare hands!

I'm great at managing boredom.

2 What are your weaknesses?

I have a weak back. I need a massage there, everyday.

My handwriting. It sucks TERRIBLY!

3 Why do you want this job?
4 How do you handle stress and pressure?

I have good concentration, so exams isn't a problem.

I increase my surface area and bulk modulus.

5 Why should we hire you?

Because I want to work here. That's what hiring is for, isn't it, bud?

It's okay if ya don't hire me, I just need my salary!

Because I'm unquestionably smart.

6 Describe a difficult work situation / project and how you overcame it.

The project went for months. Too long to describe. Any more questions?

7 How do you evaluate success?

That depends on whether I get the job or not.

8 Goals & aspirations in the future?
9 Why are you leaving / did you leave your previous job?

Probably because of the gut feeling.

10 What are your salary expectations?
The Contenders
11 Why have you left your job?
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