Top Ten Questions People Answer With LiesRpemk
The Top Ten
Asians lie about kids' ages to get them into buffets for free.
I'm 1 year old in real life. Stop telling me it is a lie.
I am 286 years old. I thought I already told you that! - FuffleyandPeetah
''1,000 years'' - Genie (Robin Williams) - htoutlaws2012V 13 Comments
Strangely this is the only listed question that I usually (actually always) answer with a lie. - Fan_of_Good_Music
Only answer it to proceed. It's like asking "do you want to enter the site? " after you've already taken the trouble to get there - Billyv
I haven't even read what this item is... - Britgirl
(Cautiously scrolls) - htoutlaws2012V 9 Comments
I can't answer this truthfully, since I have no idea what mine are. - PetSounds
I believe in free love. That's my religion. - Britgirl
That is an ideal, not a religion. Agreeing with homosexuality (which you basically implied), is an ideal. - RiverClanRocks
I never lie to this - jmepa1234
I don’t know - LootLlamaV 2 Comments
For most of my life, I was overweight--even obese--but over the past couple years, I've successfully gotten in shape. My exact weight is somewhere between 140 and 145 pounds--ideal for my age and height. - PetSounds
I am 13, and I weigh 133 pounds (yes I am fat DON'T JUDGE). But my height is 5'6 and a quarter. - Catacorn
About 45 stone, give or take 1 pound. - Britgirl
600 pounds - htoutlaws2012V 5 Comments
Could you at least narrow that down? - PositronWildhawk
Sorry I have no interest in politics - Righteous
I'm somewhat fascist in a manner.
Far Right Conservative. - htoutlaws2012V 8 Comments
Nah... I actually hate smokers & Drinkers, really sorry if I hurt someone, but I just say what's on my mind - Righteous
I smoke all day, everyday and I drink like no one's business. - Britgirl
If a lie detector Test was put in than yeah I drink (No, I'm sober) - htoutlaws2012
No, of course not. - saturatedsunriseV 3 Comments
I love the way you lie, so I married the way you lie.
I got a lovely wife, and great kids (not! ) - htoutlaws2012
Oh Boy... I'm too young for this, haha - Righteous
Of course not - LootLlamaV 5 Comments
Yes, yes I did. I finished it on the bus, like always and I got a 100% on it. - Merilille
A very common question asked to all students
My Dog ate it (cliche reasoning) - htoutlaws2012
I “lost” it - LootLlamaV 4 Comments
I have about 9 children. Can't remember their names though. - Britgirl
I have an illegitimate son. - Therandom
9, like Philip Rivers (lol) - htoutlaws2012
I have 2 kids. Brian Rose Quinn and Halsey Rose Quinn. My last name is not Quinn.
I can answer this truthfully and be cool.
5' 2 1/2" (the half is important! ) - keycha1n
5"6! Where's my comment?! - Therandom
8'0 of the richter scale - htoutlaws2012V 7 Comments
No... not remotely. - htoutlaws2012
what? No - KingSlayer93316
I don’t know what that means, so probably not! - saturatedsunrise
Who? It's a matter of what. ( I don't know what that means ) I like the song Heaven In Hiding.
Someone in my historical class - LootLlama
Well, I really like Halsey and Twenty One Pilots. They have good music. - saturatedsunrise
Nothing. - htoutlaws2012V 2 Comments
The common cold, my friends and family have all gotten it but I haven't - LootLlama
Tricky question, how about middle mixed. - htoutlaws2012
I actually have no idea. - saturatedsunrise
Yes; cancer, arthritis, Alzheimer’s, and SAD (Social Anxiety Disorder)
I have two of the four; arthritis in my knuckles, and SAD - KingSlayer93316
"I'm having quite a bad- no, nevermind, I'm fine, perfectly fine" - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
Ok. My shoulder hurts, but my mood is in control - KingSlayer93316
''Great Grand Wonderful'' - Chris Farley - htoutlaws2012
Ask me how I’m doing, I’ll say “okay,” but ain’t that what we all say? - saturatedsunrise
I'm too young for that! (I'm telling the truth here)
Heh heh... um... another question. - Therandom
Of course not! Ew! - saturatedsunrise
HELL NO - KingSlayer93316V 1 Comment
I'm lost somewhere in outer space in a hotel room where demons play.
Yes. Can you save me than from my agony? - htoutlaws2012
Yes. Yes I am. Now, you get lost. - RiverClanRocks
Yes, yes I am. - saturatedsunriseV 1 Comment
If you can help me polarize, help me polarize, help me out! - saturatedsunrise
I most likely can, but I refuse to do so. - Merilille
I'm kinda busy.
Ugh... your gonna have to rely on another my friend. - htoutlaws2012V 1 Comment
Who is Someone?
But really, no, lol. - saturatedsunrise
I did, and they leave typical. - htoutlaws2012
No - KingSlayer93316
Yes - LootLlama
At one point I was - htoutlaws2012
Nope(telling the truth) - Therandom
I was... once - htoutlaws2012
I was... once - htoutlaws2012V 1 Comment
No, but I know military might, and I now how to conquer.(truth) - Therandom
No, because I suck at drawing humans. (telling the truth here) - Pegasister12
No, because I can't draw people to save my life! - RiverClanRocks
''Sure, draw me baby uh huh huh'' - Butthead - htoutlaws2012V 4 Comments
People instinctively say yes because the questioner is being polite and not sincere!
High functionally sane as ever... yes - htoutlaws2012
Sure, but my shoulder is killing me - KingSlayer93316
I am not as fine as I seem! - saturatedsunriseV 1 Comment
1 dollar I work 1 hour a week.
I make none of your buisness dollars a week - KingSlayer93316
An estimate of $0.00 m'kay - htoutlaws2012
Um, well, I make no money because I’m 99 years old and unemployed.
But I get that senior discount at the Dollar Tree! - saturatedsunrise
Of course not! - saturatedsunrise
In other words ever have the feeling of ''scoring? '' - htoutlaws2012
No. I’m being honest because I find that stuff gross - KingSlayer93316
No. Not right now - KingSlayer93316
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