Top Ten Questions People Answer With Lies


The Top Ten

1 How Old Are You?

I'm 1 year old in real life. Stop telling me it is a lie. - lovefrombadlands

I am two weeks old. - RalphBob

See it on my page - Righteous

Asians lie about their kids' ages just to get their kids to eat free at buffets. They do it to save money because Asians are known for being frugal.

(Asian family goes to buffet to eat with their 6 yr old kid)
Employee: Hi
Family: Hi
Employee: The price is $5 for kids ages 6-12, $10 for adults, and free for kids ages 5 and under. How old is the kid?
Asian parent: 5 years old
Kid: hey I'm 6
Asian parent: (covers kid's mouth)
Employee: how old is the kid age 5 or 6?
Asian parent: 5 is the real age.
Employee: OK

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2 Have You Read The Terms And Conditions?

Strangely this is the only listed question that I usually (actually always) answer with a lie. - Fan_of_Good_Music

Only answer it to proceed. It's like asking "do you want to enter the site? " after you've already taken the trouble to get there - Billyv

I haven't even read what this item is... - Britgirl

My mom forces em to read them. I hate reading them because it wastes my time

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3 What Are Your Religious Beliefs?

I can't answer this truthfully, since I have no idea what mine are. - PetSounds

I believe in free love. That's my religion. - Britgirl

That is an ideal, not a religion. Agreeing with homosexuality (which you basically implied), is an ideal. - RiverClanRocks

I never lie to this - jmepa1234

I never lie about this. - LordDovahkiin

4 How Much Do You Weigh?

For most of my life, I was overweight--even obese--but over the past couple years, I've successfully gotten in shape. My exact weight is somewhere between 140 and 145 pounds--ideal for my age and height. - PetSounds

I am 13, and I weigh 133 pounds (yes I am fat DON'T JUDGE). But my height is 5'6 and a quarter. - Catacorn

About 45 stone, give or take 1 pound. - Britgirl

I'm 1 year old, 1 ft 1, and I weight 1 pound! - lovefrombadlands

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5 What Are Your Political Views?

Could you at least narrow that down? - PositronWildhawk

Sorry I have no interest in politics - Righteous

I'm somewhat fascist in a manner.

I don't lie about this. Ever. I'm a proud Republican! - LordDovahkiin

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6 Do You Smoke Or Drink?

Nah... I actually hate smokers & Drinkers, really sorry if I hurt someone, but I just say what's on my mind - Righteous

I smoke all day, everyday and I drink like no one's business. - Britgirl

Everybody says No... Me? :/

7 Are You Married?

I love the way you lie, so I married the way you lie. - lovefrombadlands

Oh Boy... I'm too young for this, haha - Righteous

I try not to make a habit of it - Billyv

Of course not, too young - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

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8 Did you Finish Your Homework?

Yes, yes I did. I finished it on the bus, like always and I got a 100% on it. - Merilille

A very common question asked to all students

Yes. - lovefrombadlands

I remember in 7th grade, in Civics, I never listened to the teacher, I did my homework at the last minute in Civics when the teacher was checking homework, I chatted with my friend the whole time, and, and I got a 5 on the Civics FSA! - LordDovahkiin

9 How Many Children Do You Have?

I have about 9 children. Can't remember their names though. - Britgirl

I have an illegitimate son. - Therandom

I have 2 kids. Brian Rose Quinn and Halsey Rose Quinn. My last name is not Quinn. - lovefrombadlands

10 How Tall Are You?

I can answer this truthfully and be cool.

5' 2 1/2" (the half is important! ) - keycha1n

5"6! Where's my comment?! - Therandom

1 ft 1! People tell me I am 5 ft 3, what liars! - lovefrombadlands

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The Contenders

11 Do You Fap?
12 Who Do You Like?

Who? It's a matter of what. ( I don't know what that means ) I like the song Heaven In Hiding. - lovefrombadlands

No one. - RiverClanRocks

13 How Are You?

"I'm having quite a bad- no, nevermind, I'm fine, perfectly fine" - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

14 Are You Sexually Active?

I'm too young for that! (I'm telling the truth here)

Heh heh... um... another question. - Therandom

Maybe... maybe not. - IronSabbathPriest

15 Are You Lost?

I'm lost somewhere in outer space in a hotel room where demons play. - lovefrombadlands

Yes. Yes I am. Now, you get lost. - RiverClanRocks

16 Can You Help Me With This?

I most likely can, but I refuse to do so. - Merilille

I'm kinda busy. - lovefrombadlands

17 Do You Like Someone?
18 Are You Depressed?

Nope(telling the truth) - Therandom

19 Can You Draw Me?

No, but I know military might, and I now how to conquer.(truth) - Therandom

No, because I suck at drawing humans. (telling the truth here) - Pegasister12

No, because I can't draw people to save my life! - RiverClanRocks

In a stick figure, yes.

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20 Are you OK?

People instinctively say yes because the questioner is being polite and not sincere!

Yes. (A lie)

21 How Much Money Do You Make?

1 dollar I work 1 hour a week. - lovefrombadlands

22 Do you masturbate?
23 Do You Have Any Suicidal Thoughts?
24 Does Your Family Have Any History of Medical Problems?
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