Top Ten Questions People Answer With LiesRpemk
The Top Ten
I'm 1 year old in real life. Stop telling me it is a lie. - lovefrombadlands
I am two weeks old. - RalphBob
See it on my page - Righteous
Asians lie about their kids' ages just to get their kids to eat free at buffets. They do it to save money because Asians are known for being frugal.
(Asian family goes to buffet to eat with their 6 yr old kid)
Employee: The price is $5 for kids ages 6-12, $10 for adults, and free for kids ages 5 and under. How old is the kid?
Asian parent: 5 years old
Kid: hey I'm 6
Asian parent: (covers kid's mouth)
Employee: how old is the kid age 5 or 6?
Asian parent: 5 is the real age.
Strangely this is the only listed question that I usually (actually always) answer with a lie. - Fan_of_Good_Music
Only answer it to proceed. It's like asking "do you want to enter the site? " after you've already taken the trouble to get there - Billyv
I haven't even read what this item is... - Britgirl
My mom forces em to read them. I hate reading them because it wastes my timeV 5 Comments
I can't answer this truthfully, since I have no idea what mine are. - PetSounds
I believe in free love. That's my religion. - Britgirl
That is an ideal, not a religion. Agreeing with homosexuality (which you basically implied), is an ideal. - RiverClanRocks
I never lie to this - jmepa1234
I never lie about this. - LordDovahkiin
For most of my life, I was overweight--even obese--but over the past couple years, I've successfully gotten in shape. My exact weight is somewhere between 140 and 145 pounds--ideal for my age and height. - PetSounds
I am 13, and I weigh 133 pounds (yes I am fat DON'T JUDGE). But my height is 5'6 and a quarter. - Catacorn
About 45 stone, give or take 1 pound. - Britgirl
I'm 1 year old, 1 ft 1, and I weight 1 pound! - lovefrombadlandsV 1 Comment
Could you at least narrow that down? - PositronWildhawk
Sorry I have no interest in politics - Righteous
I'm somewhat fascist in a manner.
I don't lie about this. Ever. I'm a proud Republican! - LordDovahkiinV 5 Comments
Nah... I actually hate smokers & Drinkers, really sorry if I hurt someone, but I just say what's on my mind - Righteous
I smoke all day, everyday and I drink like no one's business. - Britgirl
Everybody says No... Me? :/
I love the way you lie, so I married the way you lie. - lovefrombadlands
Oh Boy... I'm too young for this, haha - Righteous
I try not to make a habit of it - Billyv
Of course not, too young - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxXV 1 Comment
Yes, yes I did. I finished it on the bus, like always and I got a 100% on it. - Merilille
A very common question asked to all students
Yes. - lovefrombadlands
I remember in 7th grade, in Civics, I never listened to the teacher, I did my homework at the last minute in Civics when the teacher was checking homework, I chatted with my friend the whole time, and, and I got a 5 on the Civics FSA! - LordDovahkiin
I have about 9 children. Can't remember their names though. - Britgirl
I have an illegitimate son. - Therandom
I have 2 kids. Brian Rose Quinn and Halsey Rose Quinn. My last name is not Quinn. - lovefrombadlands
I can answer this truthfully and be cool.
5' 2 1/2" (the half is important! ) - keycha1n
5"6! Where's my comment?! - Therandom
1 ft 1! People tell me I am 5 ft 3, what liars! - lovefrombadlandsV 3 Comments
Who? It's a matter of what. ( I don't know what that means ) I like the song Heaven In Hiding. - lovefrombadlands
No one. - RiverClanRocks
"I'm having quite a bad- no, nevermind, I'm fine, perfectly fine" - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
I'm too young for that! (I'm telling the truth here)
Heh heh... um... another question. - Therandom
Maybe... maybe not. - IronSabbathPriest
I'm lost somewhere in outer space in a hotel room where demons play. - lovefrombadlands
Yes. Yes I am. Now, you get lost. - RiverClanRocks
I most likely can, but I refuse to do so. - Merilille
I'm kinda busy. - lovefrombadlands
Nope(telling the truth) - Therandom
No, but I know military might, and I now how to conquer.(truth) - Therandom
No, because I suck at drawing humans. (telling the truth here) - Pegasister12
No, because I can't draw people to save my life! - RiverClanRocks
In a stick figure, yes.V 1 Comment
People instinctively say yes because the questioner is being polite and not sincere!
Yes. (A lie)
1 dollar I work 1 hour a week. - lovefrombadlands
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