Top Ten Questions People Answer With Lies


The Top Ten

1 How Old Are You?

I'm 1 year old in real life. Stop telling me it is a lie. - lovefrombadlands

I am very old, I was born in the year 4668 because. - Lucretia

I am two weeks old. - RalphBob

I am 666 years old. Deal with it. - LordDovahkiin

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2 Have You Read The Terms And Conditions?

Strangely this is the only listed question that I usually (actually always) answer with a lie. - Fan_of_Good_Music

Only answer it to proceed. It's like asking "do you want to enter the site? " after you've already taken the trouble to get there - Billyv

I haven't even read what this item is... - Britgirl

Usually never. - Lucretia

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3 How Much Do You Weigh?

For most of my life, I was overweight--even obese--but over the past couple years, I've successfully gotten in shape. My exact weight is somewhere between 140 and 145 pounds--ideal for my age and height. - PetSounds

I am 13, and I weigh 133 pounds (yes I am fat DON'T JUDGE). But my height is 5'6 and a quarter. - Catacorn

94.2 pounds, I weighed myself today, - Lucretia

I'm 1 year old, 1 ft 1, and I weight 1 pound! - lovefrombadlands

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4 What Are Your Religious Beliefs?

I can't answer this truthfully, since I have no idea what mine are. - PetSounds

I believe in free love. That's my religion. - Britgirl

That is an ideal, not a religion. Agreeing with homosexuality (which you basically implied), is an ideal. - RiverClanRocks

I never lie to this - jmepa1234

Atheist. - Lucretia

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5 What Are Your Political Views?

Could you at least narrow that down? - PositronWildhawk

Mostly liberal, I would never say I am conservative. - Lucretia

Sorry I have no interest in politics - Righteous

I don't lie about this. Ever. I'm a proud Republican! - LordDovahkiin

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6 Do You Smoke Or Drink?

Nah... I actually hate smokers & Drinkers, really sorry if I hurt someone, but I just say what's on my mind - Righteous

I smoke all day, everyday and I drink like no one's business. - Britgirl

Um... I don't smoke, there's your answer. - Lucretia

Everybody says No... Me? :/

7 Are You Married?

I love the way you lie, so I married the way you lie. - lovefrombadlands

Oh Boy... I'm too young for this, haha - Righteous

I try not to make a habit of it - Billyv

I am 14, why would I be? - Lucretia

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8 Did you Finish Your Homework?

Yes, yes I did. I finished it on the bus, like always and I got a 100% on it. - Merilille

A very common question asked to all students

Yes. - lovefrombadlands

I remember in 7th grade, in Civics, I never listened to the teacher, I did my homework at the last minute in Civics when the teacher was checking homework, I chatted with my friend the whole time, and, and I got a 5 on the Civics FSA! - LordDovahkiin

9 How Many Children Do You Have?

I have about 9 children. Can't remember their names though. - Britgirl

I will tell your how many siblings I have 10, - Lucretia

I have an illegitimate son. - Therandom

I have 2 kids. Brian Rose Quinn and Halsey Rose Quinn. My last name is not Quinn. - lovefrombadlands

10 How Tall Are You?

I can answer this truthfully and be cool.

5' 2 1/2" (the half is important! ) - keycha1n

5"6! Where's my comment?! - Therandom

1 ft 1! People tell me I am 5 ft 3, what liars! - lovefrombadlands

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The Contenders

11 Do You Fap?
12 Who Do You Like?

Who? It's a matter of what. ( I don't know what that means ) I like the song Heaven In Hiding. - lovefrombadlands

No one. - RiverClanRocks

I like black haus. that's what I like. - Lucretia

13 How Are You?

"I'm having quite a bad- no, nevermind, I'm fine, perfectly fine" - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Terrible, thanks for asking! - Lucretia

14 Are You Sexually Active?

I'm too young for that! (I'm telling the truth here)

Heh heh... um... another question. - Therandom

Maybe... maybe not. - IronSabbathPriest

No. I am 14. - Lucretia

15 Are You Lost?

I'm lost somewhere in outer space in a hotel room where demons play. - lovefrombadlands

Yes. Yes I am. Now, you get lost. - RiverClanRocks

16 Can You Help Me With This?

I most likely can, but I refuse to do so. - Merilille

I'm kinda busy. - lovefrombadlands

17 Do You Like Someone?
18 Are You Depressed?

Nope(telling the truth) - Therandom

Nah. - Lucretia

19 Can You Draw Me?

No, but I know military might, and I now how to conquer.(truth) - Therandom

No, because I suck at drawing humans. (telling the truth here) - Pegasister12

I can only draw females and drag queen looking males - Lucretia

In a stick figure, yes.

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20 Are you OK?

People instinctively say yes because the questioner is being polite and not sincere!

Heck no. - Lucretia

Yes. (A lie)

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