Top Ten Questions People Answer With Lies


The Top Ten

1 How Old Are You?

I am two weeks old. - RalphBob

See it on my page - Righteous

Uh... Chuck Norris?

Most of folks, online, lie about their ages. Most of them actually, pretend to be younger for a no. of reasons.Talking to young ones while not feeling an outcast might be one of them. Pathetic? I believe so. - LordofL

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2 Have You Read The Terms And Conditions?

Strangely this is the only listed question that I usually (actually always) answer with a lie. - Fan_of_Good_Music

Only answer it to proceed. It's like asking "do you want to enter the site? " after you've already taken the trouble to get there - Billyv

I haven't even read what this item is... - Britgirl

Lol I don't read it at all - NikBrusk

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3 What Are Your Religious Beliefs?

I can't answer this truthfully, since I have no idea what mine are. - PetSounds

I believe in free love. That's my religion. - Britgirl

That is an ideal, not a religion. Agreeing with homosexuality (which you basically implied), is an ideal. - RiverClanRocks

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4 How Much Do You Weigh?

For most of my life, I was overweight--even obese--but over the past couple years, I've successfully gotten in shape. My exact weight is somewhere between 140 and 145 pounds--ideal for my age and height. - PetSounds

I am 13, and I weigh 133 pounds (yes I am fat DON'T JUDGE). But my height is 5'6 and a quarter. - Catacorn

I weigh like 91 pounds, okay. That is the whole truth. - MetalObsessed

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5 What Are Your Political Views?

Could you at least narrow that down? - PositronWildhawk

Sorry I have no interest in politics - Righteous

I'm somewhat fascist in a manner.

Not conservative. - BeatlesFan1964

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6 Do You Smoke Or Drink?

Nah... I actually hate smokers & Drinkers, really sorry if I hurt someone, but I just say what's on my mind - Righteous

I smoke all day, everyday and I drink like no one's business. - Britgirl

Do i, or I do? Which one is it? - LordofL

Everybody says No... Me? :/

7 Are You Married?

Oh Boy... I'm too young for this, haha - Righteous

I try not to make a habit of it - Billyv

I've been married for 6 years... - Britgirl

Another lie, yes. I'm not married and nor have I ever been and at the rate I'm going I never WILL be married... - Britgirl

Of course not, too young - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

8 Did you Finish Your Homework?

Yes, yes I did. I finished it on the bus, like always and I got a 100% on it. - Merilille

A very common question asked to all students

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9 How Many Children Do You Have?

I have about 9 children. Can't remember their names though. - Britgirl

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10 How Tall Are You?

I can answer this truthfully and be cool.

How is this a question people lie about? I am 5'1' and 13 years old. - MetalObsessed

I will answer this truthfully. I'm almost 5'7. - Pegasister12

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The Contenders

11 Do You Fap?
12 Who Do You Like?

I like no one, and definitely not whoever added this. If you are asking in a crush way I am not telling. - MetalObsessed

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13 How Are You?

"I'm having quite a bad- no, nevermind, I'm fine, perfectly fine" - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

14 Are You Sexually Active?

I'm too young for that! (I'm telling the truth here)

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15 Are You Lost?

Yes. Yes I am. Now, you get lost. - RiverClanRocks

16 Can You Help Me With This?

I most likely can, but I refuse to do so. - Merilille

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18 Are You Depressed? V 1 Comment
19 Can You Draw Me?

No, but I know military might, and I now how to conquer.(truth) - Therandom

No, because I suck at drawing humans. (telling the truth here) - Pegasister12

No, because I can't draw people to save my life! - RiverClanRocks

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20 Are you OK?

People instinctively say yes because the questioner is being polite and not sincere!

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