Top Ten Questions People Answer With Lies

The Top Ten Questions People Answer With Lies

1 How Old Are You?

I will be very very truthful I am about 19 yrs old still young but that the adult

21 and drink lots of beer. - Luckys

1 yrs old sarcastica/lies!

I'm 16 - Ihateschool

2 Have You Read The Terms And Conditions?

Strangely this is the only listed question that I usually (actually always) answer with a lie. - Fan_of_Good_Music

Only answer it to proceed. It's like asking "do you want to enter the site? " after you've already taken the trouble to get there - Billyv

I haven't even read what this item is... - Britgirl

My mom forces em to read them. I hate reading them because it wastes my time

3 How Much Do You Weigh?

I don't know but between 50 and 55 kilos. - Powell

A bit small for my age

A thousand ounces - sadical

Obese on the Asian weight scale :(

4 What Are Your Religious Beliefs?

Why would you lie haha - Luckys


I believe in free love. That's my religion. - Britgirl

That is an ideal, not a religion. Agreeing with homosexuality (which you basically implied), is an ideal. - RiverClanRocks

I can't answer this truthfully, since I have no idea what mine are. - PetSounds

5 What Are Your Political Views?

I want trump to be my sugar daddy - Luckys

Far Right Conservative (formerly). - htoutlaws2012

Could you at least narrow that down? - PositronWildhawk

Sorry I have no interest in politics - Righteous

6 Do You Smoke Or Drink?

yes beer - Luckys

If a lie detector Test was put in than yeah I drink (No, I'm sober) - htoutlaws2012

Nah... I actually hate smokers & Drinkers, really sorry if I hurt someone, but I just say what's on my mind - Righteous

No, of course not. - saturatedsunrise

7 Are You Married?

Let me tell you a story, when I was 16 I got my girlfriend pregnant with QUADRUPLETS! So after her parents forced me to get married her. Our kids names are Karen, Steve, Tony, and Ellie. - Luckys

I got a lovely wife, and great kids (not! ) - htoutlaws2012

Of course not - LootLlama

Certainly not! - saturatedsunrise

8 Did you Finish Your Homework?

Yeah. I finished not doing it! - sadical

My Dog ate it (cliche reasoning) - htoutlaws2012

Yes, yes I did. I finished it on the bus, like always and I got a 100% on it. - Merilille

A very common question asked to all students

9 How Many Children Do You Have?

9, like Philip Rivers (lol) - htoutlaws2012

I have about 9 children. Can't remember their names though. - Britgirl

I have an illegitimate son. - Therandom

I have 2 kids. Brian Rose Quinn and Halsey Rose Quinn. My last name is not Quinn.

10 How Tall Are You?

8'0 of the richter scale - htoutlaws2012

I can answer this truthfully and be cool.

5' 2 1/2" (the half is important! ) - keycha1n

5"6! Where's my comment?! - Therandom

The Contenders

11 Are You Depressed?

No (truth) - Luckys

At one point I was - htoutlaws2012

I was... once - htoutlaws2012

Nope(telling the truth) - Therandom

12 Do You Like Someone?

Yes, someone who isn't my wife. - Luckys

Yeah but he strongly dislikes me - sadical

I did, and they leave typical. - htoutlaws2012

Yes - LootLlama

13 Do You Fap?

No... not remotely. - htoutlaws2012

what? No - KingSlayer93316

I don’t know what that means, so probably not! - saturatedsunrise

14 Are you OK?

"I Feel Fine" - The Beatles - Misfire

High functionally sane as ever... yes - htoutlaws2012

People instinctively say yes because the questioner is being polite and not sincere!

Sure, but my shoulder is killing me - KingSlayer93316

15 Who Do You Like?

Someone and she rejected me cause I love fortnite

Someone - sadical

Someone in my historical class - LootLlama

Nothing. - htoutlaws2012

16 Do you masturbate?

too young

Maybe I do...

I'm too young. - XxembermasterxX

In other words ever have the feeling of ''scoring? '' - htoutlaws2012

17 Are You Lost?

Yes, I'm lost. I've fallen out of love with my wife, I've been cheating on her for 5 months now...what should I do? - Luckys

Where am I? - Misfire

Yes. Can you save me than from my agony? - htoutlaws2012

Yes, yes I am. - saturatedsunrise

18 How Are You?


"Doing Alright" - Queen - Misfire

''Great Grand Wonderful'' - Chris Farley - htoutlaws2012

"I'm having quite a bad- no, nevermind, I'm fine, perfectly fine" - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

19 Are You Sexually Active?

Yes, not with my wife though, I'm cheating on her. - Luckys

I'm too young for that! (I'm telling the truth here)

Of course not! Ew! - saturatedsunrise

Heh heh... um... another question. - Therandom

20 Does Your Family Have Any History of Medical Problems?

The common cold, my friends and family have all gotten it but I haven't - LootLlama

Tricky question, how about middle mixed. - htoutlaws2012

I actually have no idea. - saturatedsunrise

Yes; cancer, arthritis, Alzheimer’s, and SAD (Social Anxiety Disorder)

I have two of the four; arthritis in my knuckles, and SAD - KingSlayer93316

21 How Much Money Do You Make?

Exactly 0.00 dollars a year

An estimate of $0.00 m'kay - htoutlaws2012

1 dollar I work 1 hour a week.

I make none of your buisness dollars a week - KingSlayer93316

22 Do You Have Any Suicidal Thoughts?

I used too. - XxembermasterxX

No. Not right now - KingSlayer93316

23 Can You Help Me With This?

Ugh... your gonna have to rely on another my friend. - htoutlaws2012

If you can help me polarize, help me polarize, help me out! - saturatedsunrise

I'm kinda busy.

I’m busy typing comments on this list, so no thank you - KingSlayer93316

24 Can You Draw Me?

''Sure, draw me baby uh huh huh'' - Butthead - htoutlaws2012

I draw badly. So yes, just not well! - saturatedsunrise

No, because I suck at drawing humans. (telling the truth here) - Pegasister12

No, but I know military might, and I now how to conquer.(truth) - Therandom

25 Did you fart?
26 Did you pee your bed last night?
27 Were You Bad Today?


28 Are You God?
29 Who is Jesus Christ?
30 Where Do Babies Come from?
31 Are You a Sadist?
32 Are You Strict?
33 What Does Zero Tolerance Mean?
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