Top Ten Questions People Answer With Lies

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The Top Ten

1 How Old Are You?

Asians lie about kids' ages to get them into buffets for free.

I'm 1 year old in real life. Stop telling me it is a lie.

I am 286 years old. I thought I already told you that! - FuffleyandPeetah

''1,000 years'' - Genie (Robin Williams) - htoutlaws2012

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2 Have You Read The Terms And Conditions?

Strangely this is the only listed question that I usually (actually always) answer with a lie. - Fan_of_Good_Music

Only answer it to proceed. It's like asking "do you want to enter the site? " after you've already taken the trouble to get there - Billyv

I haven't even read what this item is... - Britgirl

(Cautiously scrolls) - htoutlaws2012

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3 What Are Your Religious Beliefs?

I can't answer this truthfully, since I have no idea what mine are. - PetSounds

I believe in free love. That's my religion. - Britgirl

That is an ideal, not a religion. Agreeing with homosexuality (which you basically implied), is an ideal. - RiverClanRocks

I never lie to this - jmepa1234

I don’t know - LootLlama

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4 How Much Do You Weigh?

For most of my life, I was overweight--even obese--but over the past couple years, I've successfully gotten in shape. My exact weight is somewhere between 140 and 145 pounds--ideal for my age and height. - PetSounds

I am 13, and I weigh 133 pounds (yes I am fat DON'T JUDGE). But my height is 5'6 and a quarter. - Catacorn

About 45 stone, give or take 1 pound. - Britgirl

600 pounds - htoutlaws2012

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5 What Are Your Political Views?

Could you at least narrow that down? - PositronWildhawk

Sorry I have no interest in politics - Righteous

I'm somewhat fascist in a manner.

Far Right Conservative. - htoutlaws2012

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6 Do You Smoke Or Drink?

Nah... I actually hate smokers & Drinkers, really sorry if I hurt someone, but I just say what's on my mind - Righteous

I smoke all day, everyday and I drink like no one's business. - Britgirl

If a lie detector Test was put in than yeah I drink (No, I'm sober) - htoutlaws2012

No, of course not. - saturatedsunrise

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7 Are You Married?

I love the way you lie, so I married the way you lie.

I got a lovely wife, and great kids (not! ) - htoutlaws2012

Oh Boy... I'm too young for this, haha - Righteous

Of course not - LootLlama

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8 Did you Finish Your Homework?

Yes, yes I did. I finished it on the bus, like always and I got a 100% on it. - Merilille

A very common question asked to all students

My Dog ate it (cliche reasoning) - htoutlaws2012

I “lost” it - LootLlama

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9 How Many Children Do You Have?

I have about 9 children. Can't remember their names though. - Britgirl

I have an illegitimate son. - Therandom

9, like Philip Rivers (lol) - htoutlaws2012

I have 2 kids. Brian Rose Quinn and Halsey Rose Quinn. My last name is not Quinn.

10 How Tall Are You?

I can answer this truthfully and be cool.

5' 2 1/2" (the half is important! ) - keycha1n

5"6! Where's my comment?! - Therandom

8'0 of the richter scale - htoutlaws2012

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The Contenders

11 Do You Fap?

No... not remotely. - htoutlaws2012

what? No - KingSlayer93316

I don’t know what that means, so probably not! - saturatedsunrise

12 Who Do You Like?

Who? It's a matter of what. ( I don't know what that means ) I like the song Heaven In Hiding.

Someone in my historical class - LootLlama

Well, I really like Halsey and Twenty One Pilots. They have good music. - saturatedsunrise

Nothing. - htoutlaws2012

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13 Does Your Family Have Any History of Medical Problems?

The common cold, my friends and family have all gotten it but I haven't - LootLlama

Tricky question, how about middle mixed. - htoutlaws2012

I actually have no idea. - saturatedsunrise

Yes; cancer, arthritis, Alzheimer’s, and SAD (Social Anxiety Disorder)

I have two of the four; arthritis in my knuckles, and SAD - KingSlayer93316

14 How Are You?

"I'm having quite a bad- no, nevermind, I'm fine, perfectly fine" - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Ok. My shoulder hurts, but my mood is in control - KingSlayer93316

''Great Grand Wonderful'' - Chris Farley - htoutlaws2012

Ask me how I’m doing, I’ll say “okay,” but ain’t that what we all say? - saturatedsunrise

15 Are You Sexually Active?

I'm too young for that! (I'm telling the truth here)

Heh heh... um... another question. - Therandom

Of course not! Ew! - saturatedsunrise

HELL NO - KingSlayer93316

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16 Are You Lost?

I'm lost somewhere in outer space in a hotel room where demons play.

Yes. Can you save me than from my agony? - htoutlaws2012

Yes. Yes I am. Now, you get lost. - RiverClanRocks

Yes, yes I am. - saturatedsunrise

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17 Can You Help Me With This?

If you can help me polarize, help me polarize, help me out! - saturatedsunrise

I most likely can, but I refuse to do so. - Merilille

I'm kinda busy.

Ugh... your gonna have to rely on another my friend. - htoutlaws2012

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18 Do You Like Someone?

Who is Someone?
But really, no, lol. - saturatedsunrise

I did, and they leave typical. - htoutlaws2012

No - KingSlayer93316

Yes - LootLlama

19 Are You Depressed?

At one point I was - htoutlaws2012

Nope(telling the truth) - Therandom

I was... once - htoutlaws2012

I was... once - htoutlaws2012

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20 Can You Draw Me?

No, but I know military might, and I now how to conquer.(truth) - Therandom

No, because I suck at drawing humans. (telling the truth here) - Pegasister12

No, because I can't draw people to save my life! - RiverClanRocks

''Sure, draw me baby uh huh huh'' - Butthead - htoutlaws2012

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21 Are you OK?

People instinctively say yes because the questioner is being polite and not sincere!

High functionally sane as ever... yes - htoutlaws2012

Sure, but my shoulder is killing me - KingSlayer93316

I am not as fine as I seem! - saturatedsunrise

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22 How Much Money Do You Make?

1 dollar I work 1 hour a week.

I make none of your buisness dollars a week - KingSlayer93316

An estimate of $0.00 m'kay - htoutlaws2012

Um, well, I make no money because I’m 99 years old and unemployed.
But I get that senior discount at the Dollar Tree! - saturatedsunrise

23 Do you masturbate?

Of course not! - saturatedsunrise

In other words ever have the feeling of ''scoring? '' - htoutlaws2012

No. I’m being honest because I find that stuff gross - KingSlayer93316

24 Do You Have Any Suicidal Thoughts?

No. Not right now - KingSlayer93316

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