Top Ten Questions People Answer With Lies

I will be very very truthful I am about 19 yrs old still young but that the adult

Asians lie about kids' ages to get them into buffets for free.

I'm 1 year old in real life. Stop telling me it is a lie.

I am 286 years old. I thought I already told you that! - FuffleyandPeetah

Strangely this is the only listed question that I usually (actually always) answer with a lie.

I haven't even read what this item is...

Only answer it to proceed. It's like asking "do you want to enter the site? " after you've already taken the trouble to get there

My mom forces em to read them. I hate reading them because it wastes my time

I don't know but between 50 and 55 kilos. - Powell

A bit small for my age

A thousand ounces - sadical

Obese on the Asian weight scale :(

I can't answer this truthfully, since I have no idea what mine are.

I never lie to this

Why would you lie haha

Atheist

I want trump to be my sugar daddy - Luckys

Far Right Conservative (formerly). - htoutlaws2012

Could you at least narrow that down? - PositronWildhawk

Sorry I have no interest in politics - Righteous

yes beer - Luckys

If a lie detector Test was put in than yeah I drink (No, I'm sober) - htoutlaws2012

Nah... I actually hate smokers & Drinkers, really sorry if I hurt someone, but I just say what's on my mind - Righteous

No, of course not. - saturatedsunrise

Let me tell you a story, when I was 16 I got my girlfriend pregnant with QUADRUPLETS! So after her parents forced me to get married her. Our kids names are Karen, Steve, Tony, and Ellie.

I love the way you lie, so I married the way you lie.

I got a lovely wife, and great kids (not! )

Oh Boy... I'm too young for this, haha

Yeah. I finished not doing it! - sadical

My Dog ate it (cliche reasoning) - htoutlaws2012

Yes, yes I did. I finished it on the bus, like always and I got a 100% on it. - Merilille

A very common question asked to all students

8'0 of the richter scale - htoutlaws2012

I can answer this truthfully and be cool.

5' 2 1/2" (the half is important! ) - keycha1n

5"6! Where's my comment?! - Therandom

9, like Philip Rivers (lol) - htoutlaws2012

I have about 9 children. Can't remember their names though. - Britgirl

I have an illegitimate son. - Therandom

I have 2 kids. Brian Rose Quinn and Halsey Rose Quinn. My last name is not Quinn.

Yes, someone who isn't my wife. - Luckys

Yeah but he strongly dislikes me - sadical

I did, and they leave typical. - htoutlaws2012

Yes - LootLlama

"I Feel Fine" - The Beatles - Misfire

High functionally sane as ever... yes - htoutlaws2012

People instinctively say yes because the questioner is being polite and not sincere!

Sure, but my shoulder is killing me - KingSlayer93316

No... not remotely. - htoutlaws2012

what? No - KingSlayer93316

I don’t know what that means, so probably not! - saturatedsunrise

Someone and she rejected me cause I love fortnite

Someone - sadical

Someone in my historical class - LootLlama

Nothing. - htoutlaws2012

too young

Maybe I do...

I'm too young. - XxembermasterxX

In other words ever have the feeling of ''scoring? '' - htoutlaws2012

"I'm having quite a bad- no, nevermind, I'm fine, perfectly fine" - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

"Doing Alright" - Queen - Misfire

Well thanks and you?

Ok. My shoulder hurts, but my mood is in control - KingSlayer93316

Yes, I'm lost. I've fallen out of love with my wife, I've been cheating on her for 5 months now...what should I do? - Luckys

Where am I? - Misfire

Yes. Can you save me than from my agony? - htoutlaws2012

Yes, yes I am. - saturatedsunrise

The common cold, my friends and family have all gotten it but I haven't - LootLlama

Tricky question, how about middle mixed. - htoutlaws2012

I actually have no idea. - saturatedsunrise

Yes; cancer, arthritis, Alzheimer’s, and SAD (Social Anxiety Disorder)

I have two of the four; arthritis in my knuckles, and SAD - KingSlayer93316

Yes, not with my wife though, I'm cheating on her. - Luckys

I'm too young for that! (I'm telling the truth here)

Of course not! Ew! - saturatedsunrise

Heh heh... um... another question. - Therandom

Exactly 0.00 dollars a year

An estimate of $0.00 m'kay - htoutlaws2012

1 dollar I work 1 hour a week.

I make none of your buisness dollars a week - KingSlayer93316

I used too. - XxembermasterxX

No. Not right now - KingSlayer93316

Ugh... your gonna have to rely on another my friend. - htoutlaws2012

If you can help me polarize, help me polarize, help me out! - saturatedsunrise

I'm kinda busy.

I’m busy typing comments on this list, so no thank you - KingSlayer93316

''Sure, draw me baby uh huh huh'' - Butthead - htoutlaws2012

I draw badly. So yes, just not well! - saturatedsunrise

No, because I suck at drawing humans. (telling the truth here) - Pegasister12

No, but I know military might, and I now how to conquer.(truth) - Therandom