Top Ten Questions People Answer With Lies

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The Top Ten

1 How Old Are You?

I will be very very truthful I am about 19 yrs old still young but that the adult

21 and drink lots of beer. - Luckys

1 yrs old sarcastica/lies!

I'm 16 - Ihateschool

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2 Have You Read The Terms And Conditions?

No... - Misfire

(Cautiously scrolls) - htoutlaws2012

Too long and boring - XxembermasterxX

I scroll through them - LootLlama

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3 What Are Your Religious Beliefs?

Why would you lie haha - Luckys

Agnostic

I believe in free love. That's my religion. - Britgirl

That is an ideal, not a religion. Agreeing with homosexuality (which you basically implied), is an ideal. - RiverClanRocks

I can't answer this truthfully, since I have no idea what mine are. - PetSounds

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4 How Much Do You Weigh?

A thousand ounces - sadical

Obese on the Asian weight scale :(

103 pounds, 5 foot 5 - LootLlama

600 pounds - htoutlaws2012

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5 What Are Your Political Views?

I want trump to be my sugar daddy - Luckys

Far Right Conservative. - htoutlaws2012

Could you at least narrow that down? - PositronWildhawk

Sorry I have no interest in politics - Righteous

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6 Do You Smoke Or Drink?

yes beer - Luckys

If a lie detector Test was put in than yeah I drink (No, I'm sober) - htoutlaws2012

No, of course not. - saturatedsunrise

No to both. Honest. - Mii24

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7 Are You Married?

Let me tell you a story, when I was 16 I got my girlfriend pregnant with QUADRUPLETS! So after her parents forced me to get married her. Our kids names are Karen, Steve, Tony, and Ellie. - Luckys

I got a lovely wife, and great kids (not! ) - htoutlaws2012

Of course not - LootLlama

Certainly not! - saturatedsunrise

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8 Did you Finish Your Homework?

Yeah. I finished not doing it! - sadical

My Dog ate it (cliche reasoning) - htoutlaws2012

Yeah, but I left it at home. - saturatedsunrise

Yes, yes I did. I finished it on the bus, like always and I got a 100% on it. - Merilille

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9 How Many Children Do You Have?

9, like Philip Rivers (lol) - htoutlaws2012

I have about 9 children. Can't remember their names though. - Britgirl

I have an illegitimate son. - Therandom

I have 2 kids. Brian Rose Quinn and Halsey Rose Quinn. My last name is not Quinn.

10 Are You Depressed?

No (truth) - Luckys

At one point I was - htoutlaws2012

I was... once - htoutlaws2012

Nope(telling the truth) - Therandom

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The Contenders

11 How Tall Are You?

8'0 of the richter scale - htoutlaws2012

I can answer this truthfully and be cool.

5' 2 1/2" (the half is important! ) - keycha1n

5"6! Where's my comment?! - Therandom

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12 Do You Fap?

No... not remotely. - htoutlaws2012

what? No - KingSlayer93316

I don’t know what that means, so probably not! - saturatedsunrise

13 Are You Lost?

Yes, I'm lost. I've fallen out of love with my wife, I've been cheating on her for 5 months now...what should I do? - Luckys

Where am I? - Misfire

Yes. Can you save me than from my agony? - htoutlaws2012

Yes, yes I am. - saturatedsunrise

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14 Do You Like Someone?

Yes, someone who isn't my wife. - Luckys

Yeah but he strongly dislikes me - sadical

I did, and they leave typical. - htoutlaws2012

Yes - LootLlama

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15 Are you OK?

"I Feel Fine" - The Beatles - Misfire

High functionally sane as ever... yes - htoutlaws2012

I am not as fine as I seem! - saturatedsunrise

Sure, but my shoulder is killing me - KingSlayer93316

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16 Who Do You Like?

Someone - sadical

Someone in my historical class - LootLlama

Nothing. - htoutlaws2012

Well, I really like Halsey and Twenty One Pilots. They have good music. - saturatedsunrise

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17 Do you masturbate?

Maybe I do...

I'm too young. - XxembermasterxX

In other words ever have the feeling of ''scoring? '' - htoutlaws2012

Of course not! - saturatedsunrise

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18 Does Your Family Have Any History of Medical Problems?

The common cold, my friends and family have all gotten it but I haven't - LootLlama

Tricky question, how about middle mixed. - htoutlaws2012

I actually have no idea. - saturatedsunrise

Yes; cancer, arthritis, Alzheimer’s, and SAD (Social Anxiety Disorder)

I have two of the four; arthritis in my knuckles, and SAD - KingSlayer93316

19 How Are You?

"Doing Alright" - Queen - Misfire

''Great Grand Wonderful'' - Chris Farley - htoutlaws2012

Ok. My shoulder hurts, but my mood is in control - KingSlayer93316

"I'm having quite a bad- no, nevermind, I'm fine, perfectly fine" - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

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20 Are You Sexually Active?

Yes, not with my wife though, I'm cheating on her. - Luckys

Of course not! Ew! - saturatedsunrise

HELL NO - KingSlayer93316

I'm too young for that! (I'm telling the truth here)

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21 Can You Help Me With This?

Ugh... your gonna have to rely on another my friend. - htoutlaws2012

If you can help me polarize, help me polarize, help me out! - saturatedsunrise

I'm kinda busy.

I’m busy typing comments on this list, so no thank you - KingSlayer93316

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22 Can You Draw Me?

''Sure, draw me baby uh huh huh'' - Butthead - htoutlaws2012

I draw badly. So yes, just not well! - saturatedsunrise

No, because I suck at drawing humans. (telling the truth here) - Pegasister12

No, but I know military might, and I now how to conquer.(truth) - Therandom

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23 How Much Money Do You Make?

An estimate of $0.00 m'kay - htoutlaws2012

I make none of your buisness dollars a week - KingSlayer93316

1 dollar I work 1 hour a week.

Um, well, I make no money because I’m 99 years old and unemployed.
But I get that senior discount at the Dollar Tree! - saturatedsunrise

24 Do You Have Any Suicidal Thoughts?

I used too. - XxembermasterxX

No. Not right now - KingSlayer93316

25 Did you fart?
26 Did you pee your bed last night?
27 Were You Bad Today?

No/Yes

28 Are You God?
29 Who is Jesus Christ?
30 Where Do Babies Come from?
31 Are You a Sadist?
32 Are You Strict?
33 What Does Zero Tolerance Mean?
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