Top Ten Questions People Answer With Lies

Asians lie about their kids' ages just to get their kids to eat free at buffets. They do it to save money because Asians are known for being frugal.

(Asian family goes to buffet to eat with their 6 yr old kid)
Employee: Hi
Family: Hi
Employee: The price is $5 for kids ages 6-12, $10 for adults, and free for kids ages 5 and under. How old is the kid?
Asian parent: 5 years old
Kid: hey I'm 6
Asian parent: (covers kid's mouth)
Employee: how old is the kid age 5 or 6?
Asian parent: 5 is the real age.
Employee: OK

Asians lie about kids' ages to get them into buffets for free.

I'm 1 year old in real life. Stop telling me it is a lie.

I thought I already told you that I was 2.1B years old?!?!?!?!?!

Website: Have you agreed to the terms and conditions?
Me: (Is too lazy to read it) *checks box*
Website: You can now do *insert things here*

Only answer it to proceed. It's like asking "do you want to enter the site? " after you've already taken the trouble to get there

Strangely this is the only listed question that I usually (actually always) answer with a lie.

What Terms and Conditions? Oh yeah, I definitely did!

For most of my life, I was overweight--even obese--but over the past couple years, I've successfully gotten in shape. My exact weight is somewhere between 140 and 145 pounds--ideal for my age and height.

217 pounds (height is why I'm heavier. I'm 6'1)

I don't know but between 50 and 55 kilos.

About 45 stone, give or take 1 pound.

I can't answer this truthfully, since I have no idea what mine are.

Why would you lie haha

I never lie about this.

I never lie to this

I am completely honest about my political views.
Sanders should be president
Never should Trump
What about Hillary?
That thought gives me a bump.
Maybe Kasich,
Maybe Cruz too,
Which candidate is right for you?
Ben dropped-
Oh wait, more than 10 dropped.
People like Clinton,
People like Trump,
All of those people
Are like food I have never bitten!

I don't lie about this. Ever. I'm a proud Republican!

Could you at least narrow that down?

I'm somewhat fascist in a manner.

Nah... I actually hate smokers & Drinkers, really sorry if I hurt someone, but I just say what's on my mind

I smoke all day, everyday and I drink like no one's business.

Everybody says No... Me? :/

No to both. Honest.

Let me tell you a story, when I was 16 I got my girlfriend pregnant with QUADRUPLETS! So after her parents forced me to get married her. Our kids names are Karen, Steve, Tony, and Ellie.

I love the way you lie, so I married the way you lie.

I got a lovely wife, and great kids (not! )

Oh Boy... I'm too young for this, haha

I remember in 7th grade, in Civics, I never listened to the teacher, I did my homework at the last minute in Civics when the teacher was checking homework, I chatted with my friend the whole time, and, and I got a 5 on the Civics FSA!

Yes, yes I did. I finished it on the bus, like always and I got a 100% on it.

Yeah. I finished not doing it!

Yeah, but I left it at home.

I have about 9 children. Can't remember their names though.

I have 2 kids. Brian Rose Quinn and Halsey Rose Quinn. My last name is not Quinn.

I don't know what that means, so probably not!

I would get mad and yell NO!, but really I do.

Of course not!

I think this has become just a greeting like "Hello" or "What's up"... They are not actually asking how you are

Ask me how I'm doing, I'll say "okay," but ain't that what we all say?

Ok. My shoulder hurts, but my mood is in control

Well thanks and you?

Who? It's a matter of what. ( I don't know what that means ) I like the song Heaven In Hiding.

I wouldn't lie about this. I'd either tell the truth or be like, "why do you want to know? "

Well, I really like Halsey and Twenty One Pilots. They have good music.

At one point I was

Yes, not with my wife though, I'm cheating on her.

Tricky question, how about middle mixed.

I actually have no idea.

The common cold, my friends and family have all gotten it but I haven't

I did, and they leave typical.

Yes, someone who isn't my wife.

People instinctively say yes because the questioner is being polite and not sincere!

High functionally sane as ever... yes

I am not as fine as I seem!

No. Not right now

Um, well, I make no money because I'm 99 years old and unemployed.
But I get that senior discount at the Dollar Tree!

1 dollar I work 1 hour a week.

Exactly 0.00 dollars a year

Yes, I'm lost. I've fallen out of love with my wife, I've been cheating on her for 5 months now...what should I do?

I'm lost somewhere in outer space in a hotel room where demons play.

Yes. Can you save me than from my agony?

Yes. Yes I am. Now, you get lost.

If you can help me polarize, help me polarize, help me out!

I most likely can, but I refuse to do so.

I'm kinda busy.

No, because I can't draw people to save my life!

I draw badly. So yes, just not well!

In a stick figure, yes.