Top Ten Questions People Answer With Lies


The Top Ten

1 How Old Are You?

I will be very very truthful I am about 19 yrs old still young but that the adult

21 and drink lots of beer. - Luckys

1 yrs old sarcastica/lies!

I'm 16 - Ihateschool

2 Have You Read The Terms And Conditions?

No... - Misfire

(Cautiously scrolls) - htoutlaws2012

Too long and boring - XxembermasterxX

I scroll through them - LootLlama

3 What Are Your Religious Beliefs?

Why would you lie haha - Luckys


I believe in free love. That's my religion. - Britgirl

That is an ideal, not a religion. Agreeing with homosexuality (which you basically implied), is an ideal. - RiverClanRocks

I can't answer this truthfully, since I have no idea what mine are. - PetSounds

4 How Much Do You Weigh?

A thousand ounces - sadical

Obese on the Asian weight scale :(

103 pounds, 5 foot 5 - LootLlama

600 pounds - htoutlaws2012

5 What Are Your Political Views?

I want trump to be my sugar daddy - Luckys

Far Right Conservative. - htoutlaws2012

Could you at least narrow that down? - PositronWildhawk

Sorry I have no interest in politics - Righteous

6 Do You Smoke Or Drink?

yes beer - Luckys

If a lie detector Test was put in than yeah I drink (No, I'm sober) - htoutlaws2012

No, of course not. - saturatedsunrise

No to both. Honest. - Mii24

7 Are You Married?

Let me tell you a story, when I was 16 I got my girlfriend pregnant with QUADRUPLETS! So after her parents forced me to get married her. Our kids names are Karen, Steve, Tony, and Ellie. - Luckys

I got a lovely wife, and great kids (not! ) - htoutlaws2012

Of course not - LootLlama

Certainly not! - saturatedsunrise

8 Did you Finish Your Homework?

Yeah. I finished not doing it! - sadical

My Dog ate it (cliche reasoning) - htoutlaws2012

Yeah, but I left it at home. - saturatedsunrise

Yes, yes I did. I finished it on the bus, like always and I got a 100% on it. - Merilille

9 How Many Children Do You Have?

9, like Philip Rivers (lol) - htoutlaws2012

I have about 9 children. Can't remember their names though. - Britgirl

I have an illegitimate son. - Therandom

I have 2 kids. Brian Rose Quinn and Halsey Rose Quinn. My last name is not Quinn.

10 Are You Depressed?

No (truth) - Luckys

At one point I was - htoutlaws2012

I was... once - htoutlaws2012

Nope(telling the truth) - Therandom

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The Contenders

11 How Tall Are You?

8'0 of the richter scale - htoutlaws2012

I can answer this truthfully and be cool.

5' 2 1/2" (the half is important! ) - keycha1n

5"6! Where's my comment?! - Therandom

12 Do You Fap?

No... not remotely. - htoutlaws2012

what? No - KingSlayer93316

I don’t know what that means, so probably not! - saturatedsunrise

13 Are You Lost?

Yes, I'm lost. I've fallen out of love with my wife, I've been cheating on her for 5 months now...what should I do? - Luckys

Where am I? - Misfire

Yes. Can you save me than from my agony? - htoutlaws2012

Yes, yes I am. - saturatedsunrise

14 Do You Like Someone?

Yes, someone who isn't my wife. - Luckys

Yeah but he strongly dislikes me - sadical

I did, and they leave typical. - htoutlaws2012

Yes - LootLlama

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15 Are you OK?

"I Feel Fine" - The Beatles - Misfire

High functionally sane as ever... yes - htoutlaws2012

I am not as fine as I seem! - saturatedsunrise

Sure, but my shoulder is killing me - KingSlayer93316

16 Who Do You Like?

Someone - sadical

Someone in my historical class - LootLlama

Nothing. - htoutlaws2012

Well, I really like Halsey and Twenty One Pilots. They have good music. - saturatedsunrise

17 Do you masturbate?

Maybe I do...

I'm too young. - XxembermasterxX

In other words ever have the feeling of ''scoring? '' - htoutlaws2012

Of course not! - saturatedsunrise

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18 Does Your Family Have Any History of Medical Problems?

The common cold, my friends and family have all gotten it but I haven't - LootLlama

Tricky question, how about middle mixed. - htoutlaws2012

I actually have no idea. - saturatedsunrise

Yes; cancer, arthritis, Alzheimer’s, and SAD (Social Anxiety Disorder)

I have two of the four; arthritis in my knuckles, and SAD - KingSlayer93316

19 How Are You?

"Doing Alright" - Queen - Misfire

''Great Grand Wonderful'' - Chris Farley - htoutlaws2012

Ok. My shoulder hurts, but my mood is in control - KingSlayer93316

"I'm having quite a bad- no, nevermind, I'm fine, perfectly fine" - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

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20 Are You Sexually Active?

Yes, not with my wife though, I'm cheating on her. - Luckys

Of course not! Ew! - saturatedsunrise

HELL NO - KingSlayer93316

I'm too young for that! (I'm telling the truth here)

21 Can You Help Me With This?

Ugh... your gonna have to rely on another my friend. - htoutlaws2012

If you can help me polarize, help me polarize, help me out! - saturatedsunrise

I'm kinda busy.

I’m busy typing comments on this list, so no thank you - KingSlayer93316

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22 Can You Draw Me?

''Sure, draw me baby uh huh huh'' - Butthead - htoutlaws2012

I draw badly. So yes, just not well! - saturatedsunrise

No, because I suck at drawing humans. (telling the truth here) - Pegasister12

No, but I know military might, and I now how to conquer.(truth) - Therandom

23 How Much Money Do You Make?

An estimate of $0.00 m'kay - htoutlaws2012

I make none of your buisness dollars a week - KingSlayer93316

1 dollar I work 1 hour a week.

Um, well, I make no money because I’m 99 years old and unemployed.
But I get that senior discount at the Dollar Tree! - saturatedsunrise

24 Do You Have Any Suicidal Thoughts?

I used too. - XxembermasterxX

No. Not right now - KingSlayer93316

25 Did you fart?
26 Did you pee your bed last night?
27 Were You Bad Today?


28 Are You God?
29 Who is Jesus Christ?
30 Where Do Babies Come from?
31 Are You a Sadist?
32 Are You Strict?
33 What Does Zero Tolerance Mean?
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