Top Ten Questions People Answer With Lies

Asians lie about kids' ages to get them into buffets for free.

I will be very very truthful I am about 19 yrs old still young but that the adult

I'm 1 year old in real life. Stop telling me it is a lie.

I am 286 years old. I thought I already told you that!

Only answer it to proceed. It's like asking "do you want to enter the site? " after you've already taken the trouble to get there

Strangely this is the only listed question that I usually (actually always) answer with a lie.

My mom forces em to read them. I hate reading them because it wastes my time

Too lazy to read the whole thing, but I go back reading it when I'm bored

For most of my life, I was overweight--even obese--but over the past couple years, I've successfully gotten in shape. My exact weight is somewhere between 140 and 145 pounds--ideal for my age and height.

I don't know but between 50 and 55 kilos.

About 45 stone, give or take 1 pound.

I'm as light as a feather

I can't answer this truthfully, since I have no idea what mine are.

Why would you lie haha

I never lie to this

Agnostic

I'm too young to care about politics and I'm 19

Sorry I have no interest in politics

Could you at least narrow that down?

I want trump to be my sugar daddy

Nah... I actually hate smokers & Drinkers, really sorry if I hurt someone, but I just say what's on my mind

If a lie detector Test was put in than yeah I drink (No, I'm sober)

I smoke all day, everyday and I drink like no one's business.

Everybody says No... Me? :/

Let me tell you a story, when I was 16 I got my girlfriend pregnant with QUADRUPLETS! So after her parents forced me to get married her. Our kids names are Karen, Steve, Tony, and Ellie.

I love the way you lie, so I married the way you lie.

I got a lovely wife, and great kids (not! )

Oh Boy... I'm too young for this, haha

Yes, yes I did. I finished it on the bus, like always and I got a 100% on it.

A very common question asked to all students

My Dog ate it (cliche reasoning)

Yeah. I finished not doing it!

I have 2 kids. Brian Rose Quinn and Halsey Rose Quinn. My last name is not Quinn.

I have about 9 children. Can't remember their names though.

9, like Philip Rivers (lol)

I would get mad and yell NO!, but really I do.

Of course not!

In other words ever have the feeling of ''scoring? ''

I don’t know what that means, so probably not!

Who? It's a matter of what. ( I don't know what that means ) I like the song Heaven In Hiding.

Well, I really like Halsey and Twenty One Pilots. They have good music.

Someone in my historical class

Someone and she rejected me cause I love fortnite

"I'm having quite a bad- no, nevermind, I'm fine, perfectly fine"

Ok. My shoulder hurts, but my mood is in control

Well thanks and you?

''Great Grand Wonderful'' - Chris Farley

I'm too young for that! (I'm telling the truth here)

Yes, not with my wife though, I'm cheating on her.

Here is the truth I masturbate a lot

Of course not! Ew!

The common cold, my friends and family have all gotten it but I haven't

Tricky question, how about middle mixed.

I actually have no idea.

Yes; cancer, arthritis, Alzheimer’s, and SAD (Social Anxiety Disorder)

I have two of the four; arthritis in my knuckles, and SAD

Yeah but he strongly dislikes me

Who is Someone?
But really, no, lol.

I did, and they leave typical.

Yes, someone who isn't my wife.

At one point I was

Kinda, if you consider the fact I’m pretty lonely

Y-Yeah...

People instinctively say yes because the questioner is being polite and not sincere!

High functionally sane as ever... yes

Sure, but my shoulder is killing me

I am not as fine as I seem!

Um, well, I make no money because I’m 99 years old and unemployed.
But I get that senior discount at the Dollar Tree!

1 dollar I work 1 hour a week.

Exactly 0.00 dollars a year

I make none of your buisness dollars a week

No. Not right now

Yes, I'm lost. I've fallen out of love with my wife, I've been cheating on her for 5 months now...what should I do?

I'm lost somewhere in outer space in a hotel room where demons play.

Yes. Can you save me than from my agony?

Yes. Yes I am. Now, you get lost.

If you can help me polarize, help me polarize, help me out!

I most likely can, but I refuse to do so.

I'm kinda busy.

I’m busy typing comments on this list, so no thank you

No, because I suck at drawing humans. (telling the truth here)

No, because I can't draw people to save my life!

I draw badly. So yes, just not well!

In a stick figure, yes.

No/Yes