Top Ten Questions You Should Think About In Sonic Games
So... Sonic forgot Stardust Speedway or something? Did he really collect all the time stones and destroy the robot generators? Who knows.
Shadow:Your game, Faker. ANSWER IT!
Sonic: ok ok! Because Sega was like Hey! Remember stardust speedway!? Lets put it in THE DANG FUTURE that's GOING TO BE LIKE SONIC 06!
Silver:...! Ok?
Blaze: So there's your answer.
Then again how come he's hardly ever guards the master emerald? He doesn't do it in sonic heroes, or shadow the hedghog and that's just a few of the games he doesn't guard it.
Hey Knuckles you do realize you got a emerald to guard. What's the problem?
Knuckles:Erm...because...its too far away?
Shadow:Real question is, why haven't you stolen it, rouge!
Rouge:Because I would never betray knuckie! Crap... I'm out of here! Come on knuckie!
Silver: So... Wait? I don't understand...
(None of us do silver! )
Sonic: I'm 14 like everyone else! Skrew sega trying to control my age!
Shadow: I can choose my age. I chose... Ill choose another day...
Silver: In this time though I'm -214 years old! And so is blaze!
Blaze:Technically no. I'm 14 here as I was not born in the future...
In the comics he's 16 until you get the 30 years later comic because he's 46 years old then. So how old is he in the games? 15? 25? I don't know!
He's one of my favorite characters and he just left after Knuckles Chaotix. Where are you Mighty?
Shadow: uh... I didn't kill him...
Silver: The red amidillo... Oh was he a friend? (NO I KILLED HIM BUT THEY don't KNOW THAT! )
SONIC: I don't know
Blaze:? Mighty? Hey silver wasnt that the guy we ki-
Silver:... We don't know a mighty! Right blaze!
Blaze:yes...
I mean look at it, IT'S SO BIG! And it even has 6 other planet chained together with it. How did he do that?
Chubby Sonic has black eyes (sorry I said that) then Sonic Adventure came and he lost a lot of weight and has green eyes! Where did he get them?
Sonic: Contact lenses! I kinda got lasered jn an eye and I need them 2 see now...
Shadow & silver:?
Blaze: I could have scorched your eyeballs out... If I wanted to I could right now
Everyone: Steps back
I was wondering about this.
Shadow:I don't know the answer to that...
Sonic: Android!
Silver: Not!
Blaze: he's got more feelings then he thinks. He's not.
Shadow the hedgehog video game got me so dang confused. Is he a android now? Or... Not?
Well, does he dream of electric sheep?
Eww! A hot sexy princess (yeah I went there) kissed a blue mutant hedgehog! That's sick. They should have a least brought Sally Acorn back. It makes more sense that way but nah.
Because Elise is a criminal.
And it was Super Effective! But seriously how did he do that?
After beating the Death Egg Robot, Classic Tails just came out of no where. Where was he and why does he sounds like a little school girl? It's funny sometimes though.
Why can't they? because of the gun? he needs more respect, I'm just saying.