Top Ten Quirky Quotations About France

The Top Ten
How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? (Charles de Gaulle)
Everything is easier in France. We pay more taxes, but the hospitals don't kill you. (Kristin Scott Thomas)
The French are always too wordy and need cutting by half before they start. (Miles Kington)
France is the only place where you can make love in the afternoon without people hammering on your door. (Barbara Cartland)
No matter how politely or distinctly you ask a Parisian a question he will persist in answering you in French. (Fran Lebowitz)
France is a country where the money falls apart in your hands and you can't tear the toilet paper. (Billy Wilder)
(With faux French accent) 'Well, it seemed hopeless, but we kept fighting.' (Frankie Boyle)
The Riviera isn't only a sunny place for shady people. (W. Somerset Maugham)
Every wise and thoroughly worldly wench knows there's always something fishy about the French! (Noel Coward)
Boy, those French, they have a different word for everything! (Steve Martin)
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