Top Ten Quirky Quotations About Relationships

The Top Ten
1 A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark. (Woody Allen)
2 Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both. (Dorothy Parker)
3 My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese. Most of it's missing and what's there stinks. (Joan Rivers)
4 We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him. (Shelley Winters)
5 Once the trust goes out of a relationship it's really no fun lying to them anymore. (Glen Charles)
6 Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. (Phyllis Diller)
7 Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters; it's quite hopeless. (Alice Thomas Ellis)
8 Can officially confirm that the way to a man's heart these days is not through beauty, food, sex, or alluringness of character, but merely the ability to seem not very interested in him. (Helen Fielding)
9 I know a lot of people didn't expect our relationship to last, but we've just celebrated our two month anniversary. (Britt Ekland)

Haha I think I said this first!

10 Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast. (Marlene Dietrich)
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