Top Ten Quirky Quotations About Stupidity

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1 A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married. (H. L. Mencken)
2 Ignorance is like a delicate exotic fruit, touch it and the bloom is gone. (Oscar Wilde)
3 Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not yet completely sure about the universe. (Albert Einstein)

A classic! The best quote from Einstein. - Kiteretsunu

4 Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And ain't that a big enough majority in any town? (Mark Twain)
5 The idiot who praises, with enthusiastic tone, all centuries but this, and every country but his own. (W. S. Gilbert)

And yet he was voted in to run this country. Come on I'll bite lol.

6 New Year Resolutions: to refrain from saying witty, unkind things, unless they are really witty and irreparably damaging; to tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. (James Agate)

... You know what? I agree! - Britgirl

7 After you'd known Christine for any length of time, you found yourself fighting a desire to look into her ear to see if you could spot daylight coming the other way. (Terry Pratchett, from Maskerade)
8 How much a dunce that has been sent to roam excels a dunce that has been kept at home? (William Cowper)
9 I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things. (Alan Coren)

Obama. Cough.

10 I could name eight people, half of those eight are barmy. How many apples short of a picnic? (John Major, discussing his parliamentary critics)
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1. A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married. (H. L. Mencken)
2. Ignorance is like a delicate exotic fruit, touch it and the bloom is gone. (Oscar Wilde)
3. Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not yet completely sure about the universe. (Albert Einstein)
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