Top Ten Greatest Quotes About Stupid People
I live in a world of people who just can't compare with the average intelligence, let alone high intelligence, let alone mine. But hey, without stupid people, the world would not be so grippingly comical. These are quotes that should help you and I tolerate people of a low intelligence, high ignorance, and unintentionally hilarious personality. Enjoy!The Top Ten
1 Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. - Albert Einstein
A classic gem and one my favorite quotes of any category.
This quote is funny as well as dumb!
2 Irony is wasted on the stupid. - Oscar Wilde
Que? Eh? Ahh...umm... Oh! Yep. Umm...*sniff* er, what's irony...? Just asking...
3 The most deadly combination known to man is low IQ and high testosterone. - Jarod Kintz
My IQ is higher, don't worry.
4 [In the Universe it may be that] Primitive life is very common and intelligent life is fairly rare. Some would say it has yet to occur on Earth. - Stephen Hawking
Yes this quote is brilliant!
5 Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it. - Laurence J. Peter
6 If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards!' - Terry Pratchett
7 Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives. - Oscar Wilde
8 The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity. - Harlan Ellison
9 The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue. - Raheel Farooq
10 He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas better than any man I have ever met. - Abraham Lincoln
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11 There are no stupid questions. Just the stupid people who ask them. - Anonymous
12 I think the problem with people like this is that they are so stupid they have no idea how stupid they are. - John Cleese
13 Cause you fricking fricks just can't...ever...be quenched! Your...your fantasies can never be quenched, can they? You fricking fricks! When will you learn?! When will you learn, that your actions have consequences!? - Sammy Harbors
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