Top Ten Greatest Quotes About Stupid People

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I live in a world of people who just can't compare with the average intelligence, let alone high intelligence, let alone mine. But hey, without stupid people, the world would not be so grippingly comical. These are quotes that should help you and I tolerate people of a low intelligence, high ignorance, and unintentionally hilarious personality. Enjoy!

The Top Ten

1 Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. - Albert Einstein

A classic gem and one my favorite quotes of any category. - Kiteretsunu

This quote is funny as well as dumb! - 05yusuf09

Something told me this was going to be number 1.But don't get me wrong,it still is a timeless quote! - UltimateHybridX

2 The most deadly combination known to man is low IQ and high testosterone. - Jarod Kintz

My IQ is higher, don't worry. - 05yusuf09

3 Irony is wasted on the stupid. - Oscar Wilde

Que? Eh? Ahh...umm... Oh! Yep. Umm...*sniff* er, what's irony...? Just asking... - Britgirl

4 [In the Universe it may be that] Primitive life is very common and intelligent life is fairly rare. Some would say it has yet to occur on Earth. - Stephen Hawking
5 Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it. - Laurence J. Peter
6 If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards!' - Terry Pratchett
7 Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives. - Oscar Wilde
8 The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity. - Harlan Ellison
9 The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue. - Raheel Farooq
10 He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas better than any man I have ever met. - Abraham Lincoln

The Contenders

11 I think the problem with people like this is that they are so stupid they have no idea how stupid they are. - John Cleese
12 There are no stupid questions. Just the stupid people who ask them. - Anonymous

That was Mr Garison from South Park

13 Cause you fricking fricks just can't...ever...be quenched! Your...your fantasies can never be quenched, can they? You fricking fricks! When will you learn?! When will you learn, that your actions have consequences!? - Sammy Harbors
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1. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. - Albert Einstein
2. Irony is wasted on the stupid. - Oscar Wilde
3. The most deadly combination known to man is low IQ and high testosterone. - Jarod Kintz
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1. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. - Albert Einstein
2. The most deadly combination known to man is low IQ and high testosterone. - Jarod Kintz
3. [In the Universe it may be that] Primitive life is very common and intelligent life is fairly rare. Some would say it has yet to occur on Earth. - Stephen Hawking
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