Top Ten Quotes About Women

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The Top Ten

1 Love, The Poet said, is a woman's whole existence - Virginia Woolf

V, I did reply to that comment but admin didn't approve haha...
Ah, well... - Britgirl

Beege: Think they roll dice or do "rock, paper, scissors" to decide what they do or don't like. Your devilish tone, however, tells me that maybe they were onto something.

BG: Coulda fooled me. Thought at LEAST half was browbeatin' the livin' snot outta some poor fool for being wrong all the time.

Whoops...dropped the "e." Always hit that post button a little too fast. Bad form to mess up a name.

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2 A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is power - George Meredith
3 I'm no model lady. A model lady is just an imitation of the teal thing - Mae West

Thank you, Mae West! I think I love you! - Britgirl

4 Better to be strong and ugly than pretty and useless - Lilith Saintcrow

Beege: Cain't we meet somewhere in the middle? Somewhere 'tween a one-toothed, furry-knuckled, hog-sloppin hag from Skeeter Holler-- and Kate Upton?

5 A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous - Coco Chanel
6 Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from - Mae West

Sure. Stifle our last vestige of knuckle-draggin', chest thumpin', beer-can-crushin', God-given alpha dominance. You can stand me up at the gates of Hell, but you'll not make me a metrosexual!

7 As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot - John Lennon

Yes. And she probably made him that way. (Refer to item 1)

8 I hope she'll be a fool; that's the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool - F. Scott Fitzgerald V 1 Comment
9 A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment - Jane Austen

And from matrimony to alimony in a heartbeat. Mony -- the root of all evil.

10 Well- behaved women seldom make history - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich V 1 Comment

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11 Women are only good for three things: cooking, cleaning and vaginas

Class. Just pure, unadulterated class. Don't be planning on much of a future with actual, three-dimensional women.

Said by the world's greatest comedy musician - bobbythebrony

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1. Love, The Poet said, is a woman's whole existence - Virginia Woolf
2. A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is power - George Meredith
3. I'm no model lady. A model lady is just an imitation of the teal thing - Mae West
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