Top Ten Quotes from Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls

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The Top Ten

1 Reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram

Who knows? Maybe reality really is an illusion and the universe has always just been a hologram. I love this guy, honestly even though he's the main villain I love his quotes!

How. Is. This. Not. Number. One.

REMEMBER, REALITY IS AN ILLUSION THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM BUY GOLD BYE!

I love this " a lot

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2 It's funny how dumb you are

This quote is amazing

My motivational poster and door mat

I like this quote

Mood

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3 This party never stops! Time is dead, and meaning has no meaning. Existence is upside down and I reign supreme. Welcome one and all; to Weirdmaggedon!

I love Bill cipher and I spot he way of living.

Bill Cypher might not be dead. Stan recovered his memory so maybe he recovered Bill.

This is my actual life too

Bill is my hero

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4 You are smart. Especially the fat one

He's talking about yooou

I love soos

5 Pain is hilarious!

Sock Opera is my favorite episode. It is one of the creepiest episodes as well, partly because of the journal entry on Bipper. Apparently Dipper's body was dead while being possessed...

I got chills greater than watching The Exorcist with this one liner quote

Pain is indeed hilarious. Hope I can have feelings like Bill.

It so true pain is halariouse!

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6 Here, have a head that's always screaming

That's Bill for you!

I'd love one, thanks!

7 I'm going to drink it like a human

I find this quote hilarious. - cosmo

This will be my senior quote

Totes there is a meme for that

8 Hey, want to here my impression of you in about 3 seconds? AHHHHH!

Bill's sadistic tendencies in a nutshell.

10/10 impression

LOL LOVE THIS ONE!

I love me dem screams! •^•

9 Deer teeth! For you, kid!

This Quote is weird but cool at the same time I love it

I thought that part was funny for some reason. I have a weird sense of humor.

Nightmares! For you, kid!

Beyond freaky.

10 I'm always watching you

so bill

The Newcomers

? Hi is this pizza? No this is a telephone! I beg to differ! Wait....this is a time vortex not a pizza!
? Stanley!

Great

Its from one of his backwords messenges

The Contenders

11 I'll hold my horses. I'll hold them. You monster

I really liked this one. - Jahni200

Hilarious

'I'll hold my horses... I'll. Hold. Them. -Mutter- You monster.'
Also, Remember the universe is a hologram, reality is a illusion, buy gold BYEE!

12 How 'bout I reverse the functions of every hole on your face
13 Buy gold, buy

I thought he was saying bye to gold.

14 I have some children I gotta make into corpses!

Lol I love this

Thanks for making me that plus I love you

I HAVE SOME CHILDREN I GOTTA MAKE INTO CORPSES! SEE YOU VERY SOON!

15 A.X.O.L.O.T.L., MY TIME HAS COME TO BURN, I INVOKE THE ANCIENT POWER THAT I MAY RETURN! STANLEY!!!!!

The reversed quotes are always the best

I like to see him die

Badass grunkle! I like it better forwards though

YASSS my favorite quote MATPAT AWAYYY

16 Remember the universe is a hologram, reality is a illusion, buy gold BYEE

Remember this vote by human, Earth is big, buy food BYEE

17 Man, it's been so long since I've inhabited a body!

LOL

18 I'm watching you nerds

At the end by the way

That was scary! ;( - AnonymousChick

He says this backwards in the wierdmaggedon theme song

19 Deal!

This is more of a word

20 We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when, oh, I know we'll meet again some sunny day!

You're in the penthouse suite, kid!

21 Oh no it's Bill. Right? Isn't that what you're all thinking? Hey Gideon, why aren't you dancing? Chop chop, huh?

Bill is my dad

22 Gravity Falls, It is Good to Be Back

Shows relevance to the show and the fact he has been gone for a long time

23 Well, well, well, well, well, well, well-well-well-well-well! Aren't you a sight for sore eye! Stanford Filbrick Pines, my old pal!
24 Once I get my hands on you, I'll disassemble your molecules!

Such a badass line bill.

For all of the nedda out there.. This is the best choice

25 Eenie meenie miney... YOU!

Eenny meany miney... you! It’s been so long since I’ve inhabited a body...

26 Did you miss me? Admit it, you missed me.

This is my favorite Bill Cipher quote.

Tip, I missed you, Bill

27 Hey achilles, nice work with the heel!

A not well known one, but quite funny.

This one is pretty cool.

Cool.

28 Don't play dumb, I.Q!
29 Well, well, well, and here I thought this day couldn't get any better!

I can vote on my own right? :3

30 Sure I am what’s your point?

I need a shirt with this quote on it!

When Gideon says “You’re insane! ” Bill turns into a savage

31 Let's make a deal..
32 It's only a matter of time
33 Just kidding I know you gideon!
34 Ahhhh, my eye! Do you have any idea how long that takes to grow back??!!
35 One nightmare coming up
36 You're out of your league, kids. Turn around now before you see something you might regret. Later, suckers!
37 YOU! You can’t even imagine what you just cost me! Do you have any idea what I’m like, WHEN I’M MAD!?
38 I think I know a guy!!
39 For one trillion years I've been trapped in my own decaying dimension, waiting for a new universe to call my own. Name's Bill! But you can call me your new lord and master for all of eternity!
40 Hahaha stupid flesh bags don't know anything
41 Maybe not right now, but things change stanford pines, things.... Change...
42 This is our town now boys!
43 You’re awfully persistent, pine tree.

This is meh background for meh phone and my favorite quote! 🤣😍🤣

44 Not right now. But things change, Stanford Pines. Things, CHANGE.
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Top Remixes

1. This party never stops! Time is dead, and meaning has no meaning. Existence is upside down and I reign supreme. Welcome one and all; to Weirdmaggedon!
2. Reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram
3. Hey, want to here my impression of you in about 3 seconds? AHHHHH!
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1. It's funny how dumb you are
2. You are smart. Especially the fat one
3. Pain is hilarious!
AnonymousChick
1. I'm going to drink it like a human
2. You are smart. Especially the fat one
3. It's funny how dumb you are
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