Top Ten Quotes from Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls

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The Top Ten

1 Reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram

Who knows? Maybe reality really is an illusion and the universe has always just been a hologram. I love this guy, honestly even though he's the main villain I love his quotes!

How. Is. This. Not. Number. One.

REMEMBER, REALITY IS AN ILLUSION THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM BUY GOLD BYE!

Bill cipher and gravity fall are great

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2 It's funny how dumb you are

This quote is amazing

I like this quote

Most relatable quote I’ve ever heard

3 This party never stops! Time is dead, and meaning has no meaning. Existence is upside down and I reign supreme. Welcome one and all; to Weirdmaggedon!

I love Bill cipher and I spot he way of living.

Bill Cypher might not be dead. Stan recovered his memory so maybe he recovered Bill.

This is an opinion

true

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4 You are smart. Especially the fat one

He's talking about yooou

I love soos

5 Pain is hilarious!

I got chills greater than watching The Exorcist with this one liner quote

Sock Opera is my favorite episode. It is one of the creepiest episodes as well, partly because of the journal entry on Bipper. Apparently Dipper's body was dead while being possessed...

Pain is indeed hilarious. Hope I can have feelings like Bill.

It so true pain is halariouse!

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6 Here, have a head that's always screaming

That's Bill for you!

7 I'm going to drink it like a human

I find this quote hilarious. - cosmo

Totes there is a meme for that

8 Hey, want to here my impression of you in about 3 seconds? AHHHHH!

Bill's sadistic tendencies in a nutshell.

10/10 impression

LOL LOVE THIS ONE!

9 Deer teeth! For you, kid!

This Quote is weird but cool at the same time I love it

Nightmares! For you, kid!

Beyond freaky.

10 I'm always watching you

so bill

The Newcomers

? I think I know a guy!!
? YOU! You can’t even imagine what you just cost me! Do you have any idea what I’m like, WHEN I’M MAD!?

The Contenders

11 I'll hold my horses. I'll hold them. You monster

I really liked this one. - Jahni200

Hilarious

'I'll hold my horses... I'll. Hold. Them. -Mutter- You monster.'
Also, Remember the universe is a hologram, reality is a illusion, buy gold BYEE!

12 How 'bout I reverse the functions of every hole on your face
13 Buy gold, buy

I thought he was saying bye to gold.

14 I have some children I gotta make into corpses!

Lol I love this

I HAVE SOME CHILDREN I GOTTA MAKE INTO CORPSES! SEE YOU VERY SOON!

15 A.X.O.L.O.T.L., MY TIME HAS COME TO BURN, I INVOKE THE ANCIENT POWER THAT I MAY RETURN! STANLEY!!!!!

I like to see him die

Badass grunkle! I like it better forwards though

16 Remember the universe is a hologram, reality is a illusion, buy gold BYEE
17 I'm watching you nerds

At the end by the way

That was scary! ;( - AnonymousChick

He says this backwards in the wierdmaggedon theme song

18 Gravity Falls, It is Good to Be Back

Shows relevance to the show and the fact he has been gone for a long time

19 Deal!

This is more of a word

20 Did you miss me? Admit it, you missed me.

This is my favorite Bill Cipher quote.

Tip, I missed you, Bill

21 Hey achilles, nice work with the heel!

A not well known one, but quite funny.

This one is pretty cool.

Cool.

22 Man, it's been so long since I've inhabited a body!
23 Once I get my hands on you, I'll disassemble your molecules!

Such a badass line bill.

For all of the nedda out there.. This is the best choice

24 We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when, oh, I know we'll meet again some sunny day!

You're in the penthouse suite, kid!

25 Don't play dumb, I.Q!

hi

26 Oh no it's Bill. Right? Isn't that what you're all thinking? Hey Gideon, why aren't you dancing? Chop chop, huh?
27 Eenie meenie miney... YOU!
28 It's only a matter of time
29 One nightmare coming up
30 You're out of your league, kids. Turn around now before you see something you might regret. Later, suckers!
31 Well, well, well, well, well, well, well-well-well-well-well! Aren't you a sight for sore eye! Stanford Filbrick Pines, my old pal!
32 Sure I am what’s your point?

I need a shirt with this quote on it!

When Gideon says “You’re insane! ” Bill turns into a savage

33 Let's make a deal..
34 Maybe not right now, but things change stanford pines, things.... Change...
35 Just kidding I know you gideon!
36 This is our town now boys!
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Top Remixes

1. This party never stops! Time is dead, and meaning has no meaning. Existence is upside down and I reign supreme. Welcome one and all; to Weirdmaggedon!
2. Reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram
3. Hey, want to here my impression of you in about 3 seconds? AHHHHH!
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1. It's funny how dumb you are
2. You are smart. Especially the fat one
3. Pain is hilarious!
AnonymousChick
1. I'm going to drink it like a human
2. You are smart. Especially the fat one
3. It's funny how dumb you are
cosmo

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