Top Ten Quotes from Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls

The Top Ten
1 Reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram

Who knows? Maybe reality really is an illusion and the universe has always just been a hologram. I love this guy, honestly even though he's the main villain I love his quotes!

It makes us all question the government... That's a good thing!

Yep, this has been one of my favorite quotes for a long time.

Every time I say this people look at me like I'm a weirdo.

2 Pain is hilarious!

I watched a video of a kid getting flipped over and falling on her face while her mother was trying to help her hit a pinata. I started laughing and then I thought of this quote.

Sock Opera is my favorite episode. It is one of the creepiest episodes as well, partly because of the journal entry on Bipper. Apparently Dipper's body was dead while being possessed...

I feel just like bill in this. pain to me is just a small tickle in my body without the feeling of the intense burning

I got chills greater than watching The Exorcist with this one liner quote

3 It's funny how dumb you are

That one moment when I'm in a group project and everyone expects me to do all the work

Its really true, being that I could possess you at any moment

This is usually what I say to people who annoy me on purpose

I'm too nice to use this and it makes me sad

4 This party never stops! Time is dead, and meaning has no meaning. Existence is upside down and I reign supreme. Welcome one and all; to Weirdmaggedon!

Bill Cypher might not be dead. Stan recovered his memory so maybe he recovered Bill.

I've got the entire intro to this episode memorized. I'm such an obsessive geek

Gravity falls would make a insanely weird anime

I love Bill cipher and I spot he way of living.

5 Hey, want to here my impression of you in about 3 seconds? AHHHHH!

When I watched that episode I was like wow bill your very good at impressions.

The main characters always scream when they see something mysterious

I'm gonna use this any time I want to threaten someone

Hey, want to hear* my impression of you in about 3 seconds? AHH!
it is hilarious!

6 Here, have a head that's always screaming

Thanks! It's what I've always wanted!

That's Bill for you!

I'd love one, thanks!


7 I'm going to drink it like a human

He was trying to be as Dipper as possible

This will be my senior quote

I find this quote hilarious.

Totes there is a meme for that


This is my favorite quote I say it all the time.
Now all I need to know is what does A.X.O.LO.T.L. means...
P.s anyone, want to summon him?

It was backwards so I thought it was gibberish and imagine if dipper and mabel saw this

Thanks Bill! Know I know what incantation to use next time someone tries kill me

The reversed quotes are always the best

9 You are smart. Especially the fat one

He's talking about yooou

He means yooou


Thank you

10 Ahhhh, my eye! Do you have any idea how long that takes to grow back??!!

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“Pain is hilarious”

its "AHHHHH my eye do you now how long it takes to regenerate that"


The Contenders
11 Deer teeth! For you, kid!

I thought that part was funny for some reason. I have a weird sense of humor.

This Quote is weird but cool at the same time I love it

Why are you stealing Dipper's teeth

Nightmares! For you, kid!

12 How 'bout I reverse the functions of every hole on your face

That isn't the right quote :0
It was ''How about I shuffle the functions of every hole in your face? ''

My go to threat nowadays

My brother used to be scared of that part lmao

I can already do that

13 I'll hold my horses. I'll hold them. You monster

'I'll hold my horses... I'll. Hold. Them. -Mutter- You monster.'
Also, Remember the universe is a hologram, reality is a illusion, buy gold BYEE!

I laughed so much when he said that

I really liked this one.

Oh, I'll hold them

14 I'm always watching you

And I'm watching you

15 Once I get my hands on you, I'll disassemble your molecules!

Sounds scary but smart at the same time.;-;

I remembered this one, I memorized it lol

Amazing threat, 10/10, would use again

Bill you say it in a freaky way

16 Maybe not right now, but things change stanford pines, things.... Change...


17 I have some children I gotta make into corpses!

Ah, yes. My favorite activity. Turning kids into corpses.

Thanks for making me that plus I love you

Love that alex made bill say this

What I say when I leave a room

18 Remember the universe is a hologram, reality is a illusion, buy gold BYEE

For the one's that didn't get the joke he is saying that reality has no point at all and then tell's you to buy a purely materialistic thing that only has value in reality.

Remember this vote by human, Earth is big, buy food BYEE

Of all the things he has said...this one is my favorite

I need to say this. I should a shirt with this on.

19 Buy gold, buy

I thought he was saying bye to gold.

20 We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when, oh, I know we'll meet again some sunny day!

I have a theory where this is a hint about the cipher hunt...the fans met him again about after 3 months and it was "some sunny day"

This is the best Gravity Falls song

You're in the penthouse suite, kid!

It's a god song

21 Did you miss me? Admit it, you missed me.

I love this quote its what I say to my brother when I get home!

Something I say to many people after a long trip.

Me after summer break when school ends lol

This is my favorite Bill Cipher quote.

22 For one trillion years I've been trapped in my own decaying dimension, waiting for a new universe to call my own. Name's Bill! But you can call me your new lord and master for all of eternity!

I like this one, it is awesome and once I can escape gravity falls, this is exactly what I will say, but that stupid forcefield is keeping me in

Lol I wrote this on my arm in sharpie, I'm gonna regret this later

Always wanted to know his backstory, this helped.

That sounds t
Like crap

23 I think I know a guy!!


24 Oh no it's Bill. Right? Isn't that what you're all thinking? Hey Gideon, why aren't you dancing? Chop chop, huh?

Bill is my dad

nah I'm thinking yes it's my favourite person!

Oh no it's Meghan.Right? isn't that what your all thinking? Hey! Toya! Why arnt you dancing? chop,chop.huh?

25 Hahaha stupid flesh bags don't know anything

9/10, would use again on my friends. Told I'm also a flesh-bag, but other than that, it's a good quote.

Also uno reverse card

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