Top Ten Quotes from Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls
The Top Ten
This one really...speaks to me. this is how I see the world I want to live in.
Who knows? Maybe reality really is an illusion and the universe has always just been a hologram. I love this guy, honestly even though he's the main villain I love his quotes!
REMEMBER, REALITY IS AN ILLUSION THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM BUY GOLD BYE!
How. Is. This. Not. Number. One.
I love bill Cipher I would definitely make a deal with him to join Weirdmaggedon
I would join him bill ciphers the best character in gravity falls
I LOVE THS QUOTE, nux taku was right, his contradiction quotes really are great!
Bill Cypher might not be dead. Stan recovered his memory so maybe he recovered Bill.
I love Bill cipher and I spot he way of living.
That one moment when I'm in a group project and everyone expects me to do all the work
Everyone knows this one
This quote is amazing
Typical Bill Cipher!
I watched a video of a kid getting flipped over and falling on her face while her mother was trying to help her hit a pinata. I started laughing and then I thought of this quote.
I feel just like bill in this. pain to me is just a small tickle in my body without the feeling of the intense burning - BillCipherWins
Sock Opera is my favorite episode. It is one of the creepiest episodes as well, partly because of the journal entry on Bipper. Apparently Dipper's body was dead while being possessed...
I got chills greater than watching The Exorcist with this one liner quote
That's Bill for you!
I'd love one, thanks!
Head:AH
ME:..AH
LOVE IT
This will be my senior quote
I find this quote hilarious. - cosmo
Totes there is a meme for that
He's talking about yooou
He means yooou
I love soos
Ha sos you are halitosis so are you bill �"�
Hey, want to hear* my impression of you in about 3 seconds? AHH!
it is hilarious!
Bill's sadistic tendencies in a nutshell.
Accurate. Bill could be a great impressionist
I'm gonna use this any time I want to threaten someone
This Quote is weird but cool at the same time I love it
I thought that part was funny for some reason. I have a weird sense of humor.
Nightmares! For you, kid!
Beyond freaky.
That isn't the right quote :0
It was ''How about I shuffle the functions of every hole in your face? ''
My go to threat nowadays
Just so Bill Cipher
that scene was gruesome and epic!
The Contenders
so bill
epic
Cool
I really liked this one. - Jahni200
Grenda was so confused lol - BillCipherWins
Hilarious
'I'll hold my horses... I'll. Hold. Them. -Mutter- You monster.'
Also, Remember the universe is a hologram, reality is a illusion, buy gold BYEE!
It was backwards so I thought it was gibberish and imagine if dipper and mabel saw this
This is my favorite quote I say it all the time.
Now all I need to know is what does A.X.O.LO.T.L. means...
P.s anyone, want to summon him?
The reversed quotes are always the best
This is my favorite quote
ok I will remember that! (I'm using that on random people when I say bye xD)
For the one's that didn't get the joke he is saying that reality has no point at all and then tell's you to buy a purely materialistic thing that only has value in reality.
Remember this vote by human, Earth is big, buy food BYEE
Of all the things he has said...this one is my favorite
I thought he was saying bye to gold.
Lol I love this
Ah, yes. My favorite activity. Turning kids into corpses.
Thanks for making me that plus I love you
I HAVE SOME CHILDREN I GOTTA MAKE INTO CORPSES! SEE YOU VERY SOON!
I have a theory where this is a hint about the cipher hunt...the fans met him again about after 3 months and it was "some sunny day"
You're in the penthouse suite, kid!
Bravo Bill, Bravo!
It's a god song
AHH MY EGO DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG THAT TAKES TO GROW BACK
Me after summer break when school ends lol - BillCipherWins
This is my favorite Bill Cipher quote.
I love this quote its what I say to my brother when I get home!
Tip, I missed you, Bill
nah I'm thinking yes it's my favourite person!
Bill is my dad
Oh no it's Meghan.Right? isn't that what your all thinking? Hey! Toya! Why arnt you dancing? chop,chop.huh?
WTW you had a body
Bill you say it in a freaky way
Sounds scary but smart at the same time.;-; - aHumanEIDoOGqOS
Such a badass line bill.
For all of the nedda out there.. This is the best choice
That was scary! ;( - AnonymousChick
At the end by the way
He says this backwards in the wierdmaggedon theme song
Yess throws is amazing who am I kidding bills amazing
This wasn't exactly a quote from the show but it was still funny
It might not be from the show but like still
Its still funny even if it's not cannon
This was halarious
wellwellwellwellwellwell! my little crush! bill cipher the dream demon!
I am just saying he said a lot of wells!
Lol I wrote this on my arm in sharpie, I'm gonna regret this later
Shows relevance to the show and the fact he has been gone for a long time
One of my favorite quotes of his!
He chooses to kill
Mabel
SIKE!
Me?! yay I'm a big fan bill!
Eenny meany miney... you! It’s been so long since I’ve inhabited a body...
I love when he calls dipper -pinetree- I ship it!
The only thing bill calls dipper
... Why?
I LOVe this!
I'm going to say this anytime my friends calls me crazy now.
I need a shirt with this quote on it!
( You're insane! )
When Gideon says “You’re insane! ” Bill turns into a savage
A not well known one, but quite funny.
This one is pretty cool.
Cool.
nice
Love this one
This is more of a word
It's a deal! - Userguy44
Was this based on the game show or was the game show based on this...? 🤔
Ohhh perfect for birthdays
I can vote on my own right? :3
Me when I try to draw something realistic.
But I want a Big Mac
One Bill coming up
HAHA
Lmao yes go bill!
I love it when he calls Dipper Pinetree.
This is meh background for meh phone and my favorite quote! 🤣😍🤣
Unlike other quotes, this one is actually word for word. I see others quotes that just say "I'm always watching you". This frustrates me immensely and I appreciate a good quote when I see it. Some of these quotes are half-assed and it shows the people who wrote them put in no effort. People need to remember quotes are meant to be exact and not paraphrased.
Sorry if this is a lot! I just get frustrated with incorrect quotes. I don't mean to undermine any people who submit a wrong quote without knowing it. I just dislike the people who know the real quotes but don't care enough to make theirs exact. Incorrect quotes mislead other people into believing the incorrect quote is actually from the show. Thank you, for actually submitting an ACCURATE quote.
Awesome quote
neat
Yes bill I will race you.-w- - BillCipherWins
Yes!
Great
Bill!
Its from one of his backwords messenges
Love this one
Nice.
You may not know this one but just watch film theory and you will know.
Film theory
Iconic