Top Ten Quotes from Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls

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The Top Ten

1 Reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram

How. Is. This. Not. Number. One.

REMEMBER, REALITY IS AN ILLUSION THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM BUY GOLD BYE!

hell yeah

Its only one and this is the one even alex thinks its famous line ever

2 It's funny how dumb you are

This quote is amazing

I like this quote

3 You are smart. Especially the fat one

He's talking about yooou

4 I'm going to drink it like a human

I find this quote hilarious. - cosmo

Totes there is a meme for that

5 Here, have a head that's always screaming

That's Bill for you!

6 I'm always watching you

so bill

7 Deer teeth! For you, kid!

This Quote is weird but cool at the same time I love it

Nightmares! For you, kid!

Beyond freaky.

8 Pain is hilarious!

I got chills greater than watching The Exorcist with this one liner quote

Sock Opera is my favorite episode. It is one of the creepiest episodes as well, partly because of the journal entry on Bipper. Apparently Dipper's body was dead while being possessed...

The scene was scary but that part and a few others were halarious. - AnonymousChick

It so true pain is halariouse!

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9 Buy gold, buy

I thought he was saying bye to gold.

10 I'll hold my horses. I'll hold them. You monster

I really liked this one. - Jahni200

Hilarious

'I'll hold my horses... I'll. Hold. Them. -Mutter- You monster.'
Also, Remember the universe is a hologram, reality is a illusion, buy gold BYEE!

The Newcomers

? Sure I am what’s your point?

When Gideon says “You’re insane! ” Bill turns into a savage

The Contenders

11 Hey, want to here my impression of you in about 3 seconds? AHHHHH!

Bill's sadistic tendencies in a nutshell.

LOL LOVE THIS ONE!

12 I have some children I gotta make into corpses!

Lol I love this

I HAVE SOME CHILDREN I GOTTA MAKE INTO CORPSES! SEE YOU VERY SOON!

13 This party never stops! Time is dead, and meaning has no meaning. Existence is upside down and I reign supreme. Welcome one and all; to Weirdmaggedon!

I love Bill cipher and I spot he way of living.

I liek chez

14 I'm watching you nerds

At the end by the way

That was scary! ;( - AnonymousChick

He says this backwards in the wierdmaggedon theme song

15 A.X.O.L.O.T.L., MY TIME HAS COME TO BURN, I INVOKE THE ANCIENT POWER THAT I MAY RETURN! STANLEY!!!!!
16 Remember the universe is a hologram, reality is a illusion, buy gold BYEE
17 Gravity Falls, It is Good to Be Back

Shows relevance to the show and the fact he has been gone for a long time

18 One nightmare coming up
19 Don't play dumb, I.Q!

hi

20 Oh no it's Bill. Right? Isn't that what you're all thinking? Hey Gideon, why aren't you dancing? Chop chop, huh?
21 Deal!
22 Man, it's been so long since I've inhabited a body!
23 You're out of your league, kids. Turn around now before you see something you might regret. Later, suckers!
24 How 'bout I reverse the functions of every hole on your face
25 Well, well, well, well, well, well, well-well-well-well-well! Aren't you a sight for sore eye! Stanford Filbrick Pines, my old pal!
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1. It's funny how dumb you are
2. You are smart. Especially the fat one
3. Pain is hilarious!
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1. I'm going to drink it like a human
2. You are smart. Especially the fat one
3. It's funny how dumb you are
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