Top Ten Quotes from Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls
The Top Ten
This one really...speaks to me. this is how I see the world I want to live in.
REMEMBER, REALITY IS AN ILLUSION THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM BUY GOLD BYE!
Who knows? Maybe reality really is an illusion and the universe has always just been a hologram. I love this guy, honestly even though he's the main villain I love his quotes!
How. Is. This. Not. Number. One.
I've got the entire intro to this episode memorized. I'm such an obsessive geek
I love bill Cipher I would definitely make a deal with him to join Weirdmaggedon
I would join him bill ciphers the best character in gravity falls
I LOVE THS QUOTE, nux taku was right, his contradiction quotes really are great!
Bill Cypher might not be dead. Stan recovered his memory so maybe he recovered Bill.
That one moment when I'm in a group project and everyone expects me to do all the work
Everyone knows this one
This quote is amazing
Typical Bill Cipher!
I watched a video of a kid getting flipped over and falling on her face while her mother was trying to help her hit a pinata. I started laughing and then I thought of this quote.
Sock Opera is my favorite episode. It is one of the creepiest episodes as well, partly because of the journal entry on Bipper. Apparently Dipper's body was dead while being possessed...
I got chills greater than watching The Exorcist with this one liner quote
Pain is indeed hilarious. Hope I can have feelings like Bill.
That's Bill for you!
I'd love one, thanks!
Thanks! It's what I've always wanted!
Head:AH
ME:..AH
This will be my senior quote
I find this quote hilarious.
Guess what?!? BILL IS REAL! And one time he inhabited MY BODY!
Totes there is a meme for that
He's talking about yooou
one of the funniest parts of Gravity Falls
I love soos
He means yooou
When I watched that episode I was like wow bill your very good at impressions.
that is my impression of jacksepticeye and of my mind and I LOVE THIS QUOTE
Hey, want to hear* my impression of you in about 3 seconds? AHH!
it is hilarious!
Bill's sadistic tendencies in a nutshell.
This Quote is weird but cool at the same time I love it
I thought that part was funny for some reason. I have a weird sense of humor.
Nightmares! For you, kid!
Beyond freaky.
That isn't the right quote :0
It was ''How about I shuffle the functions of every hole in your face? ''
My go to threat nowadays
Just so Bill Cipher
that scene was gruesome and epic!
The Contenders
I really liked this one.
Oh, I'll hold them
Grenda was so confused lol
Hilarious
And I'm watching you
so bill
epic
Cool
Thanks Bill! Know I know what incantation to use next time someone tries kill me
I have seen so many youtube vids of this and I know a lot about this...
Axolotl means the salamander that lives in a CAVE
And many people say xoltl means something too!
Xolotl means a god or something?
And bill will return then?
This is my favorite quote I say it all the time.
Now all I need to know is what does A.X.O.LO.T.L. means...
P.s anyone, want to summon him?
It was backwards so I thought it was gibberish and imagine if dipper and mabel saw this
ok I will remember that! (I'm using that on random people when I say bye xD)
For the one's that didn't get the joke he is saying that reality has no point at all and then tell's you to buy a purely materialistic thing that only has value in reality.
Remember this vote by human, Earth is big, buy food BYEE
Of all the things he has said...this one is my favorite
I thought he was saying bye to gold.
Ah, yes. My favorite activity. Turning kids into corpses.
Lol I love this
I HAVE SOME CHILDREN I GOTTA MAKE INTO CORPSES! SEE YOU VERY SOON!
Thanks for making me that plus I love you
I have a theory where this is a hint about the cipher hunt...the fans met him again about after 3 months and it was "some sunny day"
You're in the penthouse suite, kid!
Bravo Bill, Bravo!
he made this song so good in his own way
AHH MY EGO DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG THAT TAKES TO GROW BACK
“Pain is hilarious”
Me after summer break when school ends lol
Tip, I missed you, Bill
This is my favorite Bill Cipher quote.
I love this quote its what I say to my brother when I get home!
nah I'm thinking yes it's my favourite person!
Bill is my dad
Oh no it's Meghan.Right? isn't that what your all thinking? Hey! Toya! Why arnt you dancing? chop,chop.huh?
WTW you had a body
Bill you say it in a freaky way
Sounds scary but smart at the same time.;-;
Such a badass line bill.
For all of the nedda out there.. This is the best choice
Shows relevance to the show and the fact he has been gone for a long time
One of my favorite quotes of his!
Lol I wrote this on my arm in sharpie, I'm gonna regret this later
That was scary! ;(
At the end by the way
He says this backwards in the wierdmaggedon theme song
Yess throws is amazing who am I kidding bills amazing
This wasn't exactly a quote from the show but it was still funny
Its still funny even if it's not cannon
It might not be from the show but like still
This was halarious
I love when he calls dipper -pinetree- I ship it!
The only thing bill calls dipper
... Why?
I LOVe this!
wellwellwellwellwellwell! my little crush! bill cipher the dream demon!
I am just saying he said a lot of wells!
He chooses to kill
Mabel
SIKE!
Me?! yay I'm a big fan bill!
Yes
Love this one
I love all bills quote
Pissed boi
I need a shirt with this quote on it!
I'm going to say this anytime my friends calls me crazy now.
( You're insane! )
When Gideon says “You’re insane! ” Bill turns into a savage
Ohhh perfect for birthdays
I can vote on my own right? :3
Was this based on the game show or was the game show based on this...? 🤔
A not well known one, but quite funny.
This one is pretty cool.
Cool.
nice
DO.NOT.CALL.ME.THAT!
Also uno reverse card
But I want a Big Mac
Me when I try to draw something realistic.
One Bill coming up
HAHA
This is more of a word
It's a deal!
Lmao yes go bill!
Unlike other quotes, this one is actually word for word. I see others quotes that just say "I'm always watching you". This frustrates me immensely and I appreciate a good quote when I see it. Some of these quotes are half-assed and it shows the people who wrote them put in no effort. People need to remember quotes are meant to be exact and not paraphrased.
Sorry if this is a lot! I just get frustrated with incorrect quotes. I don't mean to undermine any people who submit a wrong quote without knowing it. I just dislike the people who know the real quotes but don't care enough to make theirs exact. Incorrect quotes mislead other people into believing the incorrect quote is actually from the show. Thank you, for actually submitting an ACCURATE quote.
Awesome quote
neat
Yes bill I will race you.-w-
Yes!
I love it when he calls Dipper Pinetree.
This is meh background for meh phone and my favorite quote! 🤣😍🤣
Iconic
Great
Bill!
Its from one of his backwords messenges
Love this one
Nice.
You may not know this one but just watch film theory and you will know.
Film theory