Top Ten Quotes from Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls

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The Top Ten

1 Reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram

Who knows? Maybe reality really is an illusion and the universe has always just been a hologram. I love this guy, honestly even though he's the main villain I love his quotes!

How. Is. This. Not. Number. One.

REMEMBER, REALITY IS AN ILLUSION THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM BUY GOLD BYE!

Death is men

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2 It's funny how dumb you are

This quote is amazing

I like this quote

My motivational poster and door mat

Lol

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3 This party never stops! Time is dead, and meaning has no meaning. Existence is upside down and I reign supreme. Welcome one and all; to Weirdmaggedon!

I love Bill cipher and I spot he way of living.

Bill Cypher might not be dead. Stan recovered his memory so maybe he recovered Bill.

This is an opinion

Bill is my hero

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4 You are smart. Especially the fat one

He's talking about yooou

I love soos

5 Here, have a head that's always screaming

That's Bill for you!

6 Pain is hilarious!

Sock Opera is my favorite episode. It is one of the creepiest episodes as well, partly because of the journal entry on Bipper. Apparently Dipper's body was dead while being possessed...

I got chills greater than watching The Exorcist with this one liner quote

Pain is indeed hilarious. Hope I can have feelings like Bill.

It so true pain is halariouse!

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7 I'm going to drink it like a human

I find this quote hilarious. - cosmo

This will be my senior quote

Totes there is a meme for that

8 Hey, want to here my impression of you in about 3 seconds? AHHHHH!

Bill's sadistic tendencies in a nutshell.

10/10 impression

LOL LOVE THIS ONE!

9 Deer teeth! For you, kid!

This Quote is weird but cool at the same time I love it

I thought that part was funny for some reason. I have a weird sense of humor.

Nightmares! For you, kid!

Beyond freaky.

10 I'm always watching you

so bill

The Contenders

11 I'll hold my horses. I'll hold them. You monster

I really liked this one. - Jahni200

Hilarious

'I'll hold my horses... I'll. Hold. Them. -Mutter- You monster.'
Also, Remember the universe is a hologram, reality is a illusion, buy gold BYEE!

12 How 'bout I reverse the functions of every hole on your face
13 Buy gold, buy

I thought he was saying bye to gold.

14 I have some children I gotta make into corpses!

Lol I love this

I HAVE SOME CHILDREN I GOTTA MAKE INTO CORPSES! SEE YOU VERY SOON!

15 A.X.O.L.O.T.L., MY TIME HAS COME TO BURN, I INVOKE THE ANCIENT POWER THAT I MAY RETURN! STANLEY!!!!!

The reversed quotes are always the best

I like to see him die

Badass grunkle! I like it better forwards though

YASSS my favorite quote MATPAT AWAYYY

16 Remember the universe is a hologram, reality is a illusion, buy gold BYEE
17 I'm watching you nerds

At the end by the way

That was scary! ;( - AnonymousChick

He says this backwards in the wierdmaggedon theme song

18 We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when, oh, I know we'll meet again some sunny day!

You're in the penthouse suite, kid!

19 Man, it's been so long since I've inhabited a body!

LOL

20 Deal!

This is more of a word

21 Gravity Falls, It is Good to Be Back

Shows relevance to the show and the fact he has been gone for a long time

22 Once I get my hands on you, I'll disassemble your molecules!

Such a badass line bill.

For all of the nedda out there.. This is the best choice

23 Eenie meenie miney... YOU!

Eenny meany miney... you! It’s been so long since I’ve inhabited a body...

24 Did you miss me? Admit it, you missed me.

This is my favorite Bill Cipher quote.

Tip, I missed you, Bill

25 Hey achilles, nice work with the heel!

A not well known one, but quite funny.

This one is pretty cool.

Cool.

26 Don't play dumb, I.Q!
27 Oh no it's Bill. Right? Isn't that what you're all thinking? Hey Gideon, why aren't you dancing? Chop chop, huh?
28 Well, well, well, well, well, well, well-well-well-well-well! Aren't you a sight for sore eye! Stanford Filbrick Pines, my old pal!
29 It's only a matter of time
30 One nightmare coming up
31 You're out of your league, kids. Turn around now before you see something you might regret. Later, suckers!
32 Sure I am what’s your point?

I need a shirt with this quote on it!

When Gideon says “You’re insane! ” Bill turns into a savage

33 Let's make a deal..
34 Just kidding I know you gideon!
35 YOU! You can’t even imagine what you just cost me! Do you have any idea what I’m like, WHEN I’M MAD!?
36 I think I know a guy!!
37 Maybe not right now, but things change stanford pines, things.... Change...
38 This is our town now boys!
39 You’re awfully persistent, pine tree.

This is meh background for meh phone and my favorite quote! 🤣😍🤣

40 Ahhhh, my eye! Do you have any idea how long that takes to grow back??!!
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Top Remixes

1. This party never stops! Time is dead, and meaning has no meaning. Existence is upside down and I reign supreme. Welcome one and all; to Weirdmaggedon!
2. Reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram
3. Hey, want to here my impression of you in about 3 seconds? AHHHHH!
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1. It's funny how dumb you are
2. You are smart. Especially the fat one
3. Pain is hilarious!
AnonymousChick
1. I'm going to drink it like a human
2. You are smart. Especially the fat one
3. It's funny how dumb you are
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