Top Ten Quotes from Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls

The Top Ten

Reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram

This one really...speaks to me. this is how I see the world I want to live in.


Who knows? Maybe reality really is an illusion and the universe has always just been a hologram. I love this guy, honestly even though he's the main villain I love his quotes!

How. Is. This. Not. Number. One.

This party never stops! Time is dead, and meaning has no meaning. Existence is upside down and I reign supreme. Welcome one and all; to Weirdmaggedon!

I've got the entire intro to this episode memorized. I'm such an obsessive geek

I love bill Cipher I would definitely make a deal with him to join Weirdmaggedon
I would join him bill ciphers the best character in gravity falls

I LOVE THS QUOTE, nux taku was right, his contradiction quotes really are great!

Bill Cypher might not be dead. Stan recovered his memory so maybe he recovered Bill.

It's funny how dumb you are

That one moment when I'm in a group project and everyone expects me to do all the work

Everyone knows this one

This quote is amazing

Typical Bill Cipher!

Pain is hilarious!

I watched a video of a kid getting flipped over and falling on her face while her mother was trying to help her hit a pinata. I started laughing and then I thought of this quote.

Sock Opera is my favorite episode. It is one of the creepiest episodes as well, partly because of the journal entry on Bipper. Apparently Dipper's body was dead while being possessed...

I got chills greater than watching The Exorcist with this one liner quote

Pain is indeed hilarious. Hope I can have feelings like Bill.

Here, have a head that's always screaming

That's Bill for you!

I'd love one, thanks!

Thanks! It's what I've always wanted!


I'm going to drink it like a human

This will be my senior quote

I find this quote hilarious.

Guess what?!? BILL IS REAL! And one time he inhabited MY BODY!

Totes there is a meme for that

You are smart. Especially the fat one

He's talking about yooou

one of the funniest parts of Gravity Falls

I love soos

He means yooou

Hey, want to here my impression of you in about 3 seconds? AHHHHH!

When I watched that episode I was like wow bill your very good at impressions.

that is my impression of jacksepticeye and of my mind and I LOVE THIS QUOTE

Hey, want to hear* my impression of you in about 3 seconds? AHH!
it is hilarious!

Bill's sadistic tendencies in a nutshell.

Deer teeth! For you, kid!

This Quote is weird but cool at the same time I love it

I thought that part was funny for some reason. I have a weird sense of humor.

Nightmares! For you, kid!

Beyond freaky.

How 'bout I reverse the functions of every hole on your face

That isn't the right quote :0
It was ''How about I shuffle the functions of every hole in your face? ''

My go to threat nowadays

Just so Bill Cipher

that scene was gruesome and epic!

The Contenders

I'll hold my horses. I'll hold them. You monster

I really liked this one.

Oh, I'll hold them

Grenda was so confused lol


I'm always watching you

And I'm watching you

so bill




Thanks Bill! Know I know what incantation to use next time someone tries kill me

I have seen so many youtube vids of this and I know a lot about this...
Axolotl means the salamander that lives in a CAVE
And many people say xoltl means something too!
Xolotl means a god or something?
And bill will return then?

This is my favorite quote I say it all the time.
Now all I need to know is what does A.X.O.LO.T.L. means...
P.s anyone, want to summon him?

It was backwards so I thought it was gibberish and imagine if dipper and mabel saw this

Remember the universe is a hologram, reality is a illusion, buy gold BYEE

ok I will remember that! (I'm using that on random people when I say bye xD)

For the one's that didn't get the joke he is saying that reality has no point at all and then tell's you to buy a purely materialistic thing that only has value in reality.

Remember this vote by human, Earth is big, buy food BYEE

Of all the things he has said...this one is my favorite

Buy gold, buy

I thought he was saying bye to gold.

I have some children I gotta make into corpses!

Ah, yes. My favorite activity. Turning kids into corpses.

Lol I love this


Thanks for making me that plus I love you

We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when, oh, I know we'll meet again some sunny day!

I have a theory where this is a hint about the cipher hunt...the fans met him again about after 3 months and it was "some sunny day"

You're in the penthouse suite, kid!

Bravo Bill, Bravo!

he made this song so good in his own way

Ahhhh, my eye! Do you have any idea how long that takes to grow back??!!


“Pain is hilarious”

Did you miss me? Admit it, you missed me.

Me after summer break when school ends lol

Tip, I missed you, Bill

This is my favorite Bill Cipher quote.

I love this quote its what I say to my brother when I get home!

Oh no it's Bill. Right? Isn't that what you're all thinking? Hey Gideon, why aren't you dancing? Chop chop, huh?

nah I'm thinking yes it's my favourite person!

Bill is my dad

Oh no it's Meghan.Right? isn't that what your all thinking? Hey! Toya! Why arnt you dancing? chop,chop.huh?

Man, it's been so long since I've inhabited a body!

WTW you had a body

Once I get my hands on you, I'll disassemble your molecules!

Bill you say it in a freaky way

Sounds scary but smart at the same time.;-;

Such a badass line bill.

For all of the nedda out there.. This is the best choice

Gravity Falls, It is Good to Be Back

Shows relevance to the show and the fact he has been gone for a long time

One of my favorite quotes of his!

For one trillion years I've been trapped in my own decaying dimension, waiting for a new universe to call my own. Name's Bill! But you can call me your new lord and master for all of eternity!

Lol I wrote this on my arm in sharpie, I'm gonna regret this later

I'm watching you nerds

That was scary! ;(

At the end by the way

He says this backwards in the wierdmaggedon theme song

Yess throws is amazing who am I kidding bills amazing

Hi is this pizza? No this is a telephone! I beg to differ! Wait....this is a time vortex not a pizza!

This wasn't exactly a quote from the show but it was still funny

Its still funny even if it's not cannon

It might not be from the show but like still

This was halarious


I love when he calls dipper -pinetree- I ship it!

The only thing bill calls dipper

... Why?

I LOVe this!

Well, well, well, well, well, well, well-well-well-well-well! Aren't you a sight for sore eye! Stanford Filbrick Pines, my old pal!

wellwellwellwellwellwell! my little crush! bill cipher the dream demon!

I am just saying he said a lot of wells!

Eenie meenie miney... YOU!

He chooses to kill


Me?! yay I'm a big fan bill!


YOU! You can’t even imagine what you just cost me! Do you have any idea what I’m like, WHEN I’M MAD!?

Love this one

I love all bills quote

Pissed boi

Sure I am what’s your point?

I need a shirt with this quote on it!

I'm going to say this anytime my friends calls me crazy now.

( You're insane! )

When Gideon says “You’re insane! ” Bill turns into a savage

Well, well, well, and here I thought this day couldn't get any better!

Ohhh perfect for birthdays

I can vote on my own right? :3

Let's make a deal..

Was this based on the game show or was the game show based on this...? 🤔

Hey achilles, nice work with the heel!

A not well known one, but quite funny.

This one is pretty cool.



Hahaha stupid flesh bags don't know anything

Also uno reverse card

One nightmare coming up

But I want a Big Mac

Me when I try to draw something realistic.

One Bill coming up



This is more of a word

It's a deal!

Don't play dumb, I.Q!

Lmao yes go bill!

Until' then I'll be watching you... I'LL BE WATCHING YOU!

Unlike other quotes, this one is actually word for word. I see others quotes that just say "I'm always watching you". This frustrates me immensely and I appreciate a good quote when I see it. Some of these quotes are half-assed and it shows the people who wrote them put in no effort. People need to remember quotes are meant to be exact and not paraphrased.
Sorry if this is a lot! I just get frustrated with incorrect quotes. I don't mean to undermine any people who submit a wrong quote without knowing it. I just dislike the people who know the real quotes but don't care enough to make theirs exact. Incorrect quotes mislead other people into believing the incorrect quote is actually from the show. Thank you, for actually submitting an ACCURATE quote.

Awesome quote


Race you to the bottom of the stairs!

Yes bill I will race you.-w-

Maybe not right now, but things change stanford pines, things.... Change...


You’re awfully persistent, pine tree.

I love it when he calls Dipper Pinetree.

This is meh background for meh phone and my favorite quote! 🤣😍🤣

Just kidding I know you gideon!
I think I know a guy!!





Its from one of his backwords messenges

I've recently had a multi-dimensional makeover!

Love this one


Don't trust stan

You may not know this one but just watch film theory and you will know.

Film theory

You're out of your league, kids. Turn around now before you see something you might regret. Later, suckers!
This is our town now boys!
It's only a matter of time
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