Top Ten Quotes from Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls

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1 Reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram

Yep, this has been one of my favorite quotes for a long time.

Pablo is small brain...!

I love this quote it sure does make you feel scared

This quote is iconic

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2 This party never stops! Time is dead, and meaning has no meaning. Existence is upside down and I reign supreme. Welcome one and all; to Weirdmaggedon!

I love bill Cipher I would definitely make a deal with him to join Weirdmaggedon
I would join him bill ciphers the best character in gravity falls

Always gonna be my favorite quote

I love this quote, wierdmaggedon, my favorite episode!

THEY REMOVED THE WEIRDMAGGEDON EPISODES
I AM MAD

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3 It's funny how dumb you are

That one moment when I'm in a group project and everyone expects me to do all the work

Everyone knows this one

I'm too nice to use this and it makes me sad

He is not talking to me-Brandon Jrandon

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4 Pain is hilarious!

I watched a video of a kid getting flipped over and falling on her face while her mother was trying to help her hit a pinata. I started laughing and then I thought of this quote.

Pretty much my life. Every time someone gets hurt I laugh.

Love it

MOOD

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5 Here, have a head that's always screaming

I'd love one, thanks!

Head:AH
ME:..AH

That's Bill for you!

6 You are smart. Especially the fat one

He means yooou

He's talking about yooou

I love soos

Ha sos you are halitosis so are you bill �"�

7 I'm going to drink it like a human

This will be my senior quote

I find this quote hilarious. - cosmo

Totes there is a meme for that

8 Hey, want to here my impression of you in about 3 seconds? AHHHHH!

I'm gonna use this any time I want to threaten someone

Accurate. Bill could be a great impressionist

Hey, want to hear* my impression of you in about 3 seconds? AHH!
it is hilarious!

AH!

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9 Deer teeth! For you, kid!

I thought that part was funny for some reason. I have a weird sense of humor.

This Quote is weird but cool at the same time I love it

Nightmares! For you, kid!

Beyond freaky.

10 How 'bout I reverse the functions of every hole on your face

My go to threat nowadays

That isn't the right quote :0
It was ''How about I shuffle the functions of every hole in your face? ''

Just so Bill Cipher

Me when someones being a jerk and threatning meh

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11 I'm always watching you

Cool

epic

so bill

12 I'll hold my horses. I'll hold them. You monster

Grenda was so confused lol - BillCipherWins

I really liked this one. - Jahni200

Hilarious

'I'll hold my horses... I'll. Hold. Them. -Mutter- You monster.'
Also, Remember the universe is a hologram, reality is a illusion, buy gold BYEE!

13 A.X.O.L.O.T.L., MY TIME HAS COME TO BURN, I INVOKE THE ANCIENT POWER THAT I MAY RETURN! STANLEY!!!!!

Bill will be back

It was backwards so I thought it was gibberish and imagine if dipper and mabel saw this

The best quote!

This is my favorite quote I say it all the time.
Now all I need to know is what does A.X.O.LO.T.L. means...
P.s anyone, want to summon him?

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14 Remember the universe is a hologram, reality is a illusion, buy gold BYEE

Of all the things he has said...this one is my favorite

My favorite quote that I use all the time

I love this quote so much

For the one's that didn't get the joke he is saying that reality has no point at all and then tell's you to buy a purely materialistic thing that only has value in reality.

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15 Buy gold, buy

I thought he was saying bye to gold.

16 I have some children I gotta make into corpses!

Love that alex made bill say this

Eat apples not children - aHumanEIDoOGqOS

NO! MABEL! DIPPER! (;

Thanks for making me that plus I love you

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17 We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when, oh, I know we'll meet again some sunny day!

Bravo Bill, Bravo!

I have a theory where this is a hint about the cipher hunt...the fans met him again about after 3 months and it was "some sunny day"

Love it!

It's a god song

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18 Ahhhh, my eye! Do you have any idea how long that takes to grow back??!!

AHH MY EGO DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG THAT TAKES TO GROW BACK

19 Did you miss me? Admit it, you missed me.

I love this quote its what I say to my brother when I get home!

Me after summer break when school ends lol - BillCipherWins

This is my favorite Bill Cipher quote.

I love it it’s the best because it fell is like something I would say

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20 Man, it's been so long since I've inhabited a body!

WTW you had a body

21 Oh no it's Bill. Right? Isn't that what you're all thinking? Hey Gideon, why aren't you dancing? Chop chop, huh?

Bill is my dad

Oh no it's Meghan.Right? isn't that what your all thinking? Hey! Toya! Why arnt you dancing? chop,chop.huh?

22 I'm watching you nerds

Yess throws is amazing who am I kidding bills amazing

That was scary! ;( - AnonymousChick

At the end by the way

He says this backwards in the wierdmaggedon theme song

23 Once I get my hands on you, I'll disassemble your molecules!

Sounds scary but smart at the same time.;-; - aHumanEIDoOGqOS

Bill you say it in a freaky way

Such a badass line bill.

For all of the nedda out there.. This is the best choice

24 Hi is this pizza? No this is a telephone! I beg to differ! Wait....this is a time vortex not a pizza!

It might not be from the show but like still

This was halarious

Its still funny even if it's not cannon

This wasn't exactly a quote from the show but it was still funny

25 Gravity Falls, It is Good to Be Back

One of my favorite quotes of his!

Shows relevance to the show and the fact he has been gone for a long time

26 Well, well, well, well, well, well, well-well-well-well-well! Aren't you a sight for sore eye! Stanford Filbrick Pines, my old pal!

I am just saying he said a lot of wells!

27 Deal!

It's a deal! - Userguy44

This is more of a word

28 Eenie meenie miney... YOU!

He chooses to kill
Mabel

SIKE!

Eenny meany miney... you! It’s been so long since I’ve inhabited a body...

29 Let's make a deal..

Was this based on the game show or was the game show based on this...? 🤔

30 Hey achilles, nice work with the heel!

nice

A not well known one, but quite funny.

This one is pretty cool.

Cool.

31 For one trillion years I've been trapped in my own decaying dimension, waiting for a new universe to call my own. Name's Bill! But you can call me your new lord and master for all of eternity!

Lol I wrote this on my arm in sharpie, I'm gonna regret this later

32 Well, well, well, and here I thought this day couldn't get any better!

Ohhh perfect for birthdays

I can vote on my own right? :3

33 Pinetree

The only thing bill calls dipper

... Why?

I love when he calls dipper -pinetree- I ship it!

I LOVe this!

34 YOU! You can’t even imagine what you just cost me! Do you have any idea what I’m like, WHEN I’M MAD!?

Love this one

35 Don't play dumb, I.Q!

Lmao yes go bill!

36 Hahaha stupid flesh bags don't know anything
37 One nightmare coming up

But I want a Big Mac

HAHA

*Role play* Oh no, not another one. I can't deal with this anymore 😭

38 Sure I am what’s your point?

I need a shirt with this quote on it!

When Gideon says “You’re insane! ” Bill turns into a savage

39 Just kidding I know you gideon!
40 Until' then I'll be watching you... I'LL BE WATCHING YOU!

neat

Awesome quote

41 Race you to the bottom of the stairs!

Yes bill I will race you.-w- - BillCipherWins

42 Maybe not right now, but things change stanford pines, things.... Change...

Yes!

43 I think I know a guy!!

Iconic

44 You’re awfully persistent, pine tree.

This is meh background for meh phone and my favorite quote! 🤣😍🤣

45 Stanley!

Great

Its from one of his backwords messenges

46 I've recently had a multi-dimensional makeover!

Love this one

47 Don't trust stan

Film theory

You may not know this one but just watch film theory and you will know.

48 You're out of your league, kids. Turn around now before you see something you might regret. Later, suckers!
49 It's only a matter of time
50 This is our town now boys!
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1. Pain is hilarious!
2. Ahhhh, my eye! Do you have any idea how long that takes to grow back??!!
3. Here, have a head that's always screaming
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1. This party never stops! Time is dead, and meaning has no meaning. Existence is upside down and I reign supreme. Welcome one and all; to Weirdmaggedon!
2. Reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram
3. Hey, want to here my impression of you in about 3 seconds? AHHHHH!
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1. It's funny how dumb you are
2. You are smart. Especially the fat one
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