Best Quotes from the Book 'How to Train Your Dragon'

The Top Ten

1 CHAPTER THE FIRST (AND LAST) The Golden Rule of Dragon Training is to... YELL AT IT! (The louder the better,) THE END.

Ha the books are hilarious, and the books in the books are too

2 Being frightened is not the same as being a coward.

3 I was not a natural. . . . This is the story of becoming . . . the Hard Way.

4 Wartihog put up his hand. What happens if we can't read, sir? No boasting, Wartihog! boomed Gobber. Get some idiot to read it for you.

5 Thank you for nothing, you stupid reptile.

6 Twelve days north of Hopeless and a few degrees south of Freezing to Death

7 You can't put Hiccup in charge, sir, he's USELESS.

8 February turned into March and Hiccup was still thinking. A few flowers made the mistake of appearing and were immediately blasted out of existence by a couple of hard frosts that had kept themselves back for this very purpose.

9 There were dragons when I was a boy.

10 There's no such thing as im-POSSIBLE, Hiccup, only im-PROBABLE. The only thing that limits us are the limits to our imagination

The Contenders

11 You can't eat the cat, I like him.

12 The king is busy. He's doing important royal business. With me. Go on there, shoo

13 It's a bad business, this 'love' business - a bad, bad business.

14 Of course I can do it. Us Bogburglars can burgle anything. You should try stealing the underpants off Madguts the Murderous; this is easy-peasy in comparison. Watch and learn, Hiccup my boy, watch and learn.

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