Top Ten Quotes from Books

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The Top Ten

1 “I stabbed you. With a massive sword. You caught on fire." His lips twitched, almost imperceptibly. "Okay, so maybe our problems aren't like other couples.”
2 “There is, I believe, in every disposition a tendency to some particular evil, a natural defect, which not even the best education can overcome." "And your defect is a propensity to hate everybody."
3 'Rest then', her mother cautioned. 'Terrible things can happen when you're overtired. I was overtired the night your father proposed.”
4 “If I be waspish, best beware my sting.”
5 “Paparazzi arrived for Hugh [Grant]. We had to stand under a tree and smile for them. Photographer: 'Hugh, could you look less -- um --' Hugh: 'Pained?”
6 “If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.”
7 “Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.”
8 “Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.”
9 “Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.”
10 I Want a Chicken Dinner, Gravy On the Taters. I Want to SH-T In Your Hat, and I Have to Have Anne Maye Sit On My Face, Because I Am One Horny Motherfu---er

This is from Stephen King's amazing book, "The Green Mile." Couldn't stop laughing when I read this. - Alpha101

The Contenders

11 "After All This Time? Always."
12 “Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.”
13 "You Shall Not Pass!"
14 “Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?”
15 "Stay Gold, Ponyboy. Stay Gold"
16 "Call Me Ishmael"
17 "Great. We’re All Bloody Inspired."
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1. “I stabbed you. With a massive sword. You caught on fire." His lips twitched, almost imperceptibly. "Okay, so maybe our problems aren't like other couples.”
2. “There is, I believe, in every disposition a tendency to some particular evil, a natural defect, which not even the best education can overcome." "And your defect is a propensity to hate everybody."
3. 'Rest then', her mother cautioned. 'Terrible things can happen when you're overtired. I was overtired the night your father proposed.”
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