Top Ten Best Stan Pines Quotes from Gravity FallsIf you are a Gravity Falls fan, you have to agree that Grunkle Stan has some funny and interesting quotes. Pick your favorite!
One of the best moments in girlfriend
This is gonna be my senior quote
I remember when he said this.
Best quote ever
So far, the funniest quote I ever heard from Grunkle Stan.
I love this one so much
I say this all the time
How is this not #1
Stan in a Nutshell
This is what I’ll say when I’m an uncle
I loved this quote so much this should really be number 1, stan pines is literally more than just a gruncle
So damn Hilarious
this should be #1
I love this entire list! Proud to say I recognized every quote =)
I can relate to this.
Seriously there are a crap ton more stab quotes. Like how he said he would educate kids in the stanchurian candidate.
“Put then on an island and make them fight for dominance! Also teach kids swears. That’ll introduce them to the real world! ”
I remember this one... It's hysterical!
Stan sure does like punching people...
Well I always wanted one
Out of context this is horrifying. With context this is horrifying. This is genius.
The best quote ever
I love this scene! LOL
This should honestly be number one. The first time I watched this episode, I didn't notice this line, but then when I did, I literally died of laughter. This is an automatic number one on my list!
Oh yes, one of my favorite quotes of Gravity Falls.
SON OF A- I laughed too hard at this a few days ago
Every parent in a nutshell
It's jokes like these that really get me rolling on the floor... Just so unexpected on a Disney show!
It's the quote Stan says when they're leaving the hand witch's house
Me, leaving school for the summer
This will be my senior quote
Isn't that a dipper quote?
I was shocked this one wasn’t already on the list! Good thing I put it up...
MY PEE PEE HARDENS WHEN I LOOK AT STAN PINES SMECKSY MAN TIDDIES
Ya go get bill!
I know right?
this is so me
I flipping died on the inside when I heard this! I had so many theories who the author could be, but I would never have expected this! Does Gideon know?!
When they showed this scene, I screamed until the next episode came out.
God damn it Stan!
It's so sad I don't think he's a bad guy