Top Ten Best Quotes by the Gravity Falls Character Stan Pines

Minecraftcrazy530 If you are a Gravity Falls fan, you have to agree that Grunkle Stan has some funny and interesting quotes. Pick your favorite!

The Top Ten

1 "When there's no cops around, anything's legal!"

Stan is one of the funniest characters!
#HARRYPOTTER AND GRAVITY FALLS

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2 "Sounds like something a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing... Good thing I'm an uncle! Avenge me, kids! AVENGE ME!!!"

Stan in a Nutshell

3 "Hey, wanna hear a joke? Okay, here goes. My ex-wife still misses me...but her aim is gettin' better!"

I love this one so much

How is this not #1

So far, the funniest quote I ever heard from Grunkle Stan.

Classic!

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4 "Remember folks, we put the 'fun' in 'No Refunds!'"

Classic

5 "For tonight's final illusion, we have the incredible Sack of Mystery. When you put your money in it, it mysteriously disappears!"

I remember this one... It's hysterical! - Turkeyasylum

6 "What? No! My crime is a lot better than that. I'm gonna get that seat and be ready at the morning when Gideon comes. And maybe I'll destroy some pool supplies. Night's still young."
7 "Sir, would you like to buy a Stan-Vac vacuum? Stan-Vac: it sucks more than anything!"
8 "You know studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That's why I own 10 guns. In case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder!"

I love this entire list! Proud to say I recognized every quote =) - keycha1n

GOOD IDEA!

9 "Finally! A good reason to punch a teenager in the face!"

Stan sure does like punching people... - ethanmeinster

...and triangles

FIGHT,FIGHT,FIGHT!

10 "Waiter, give me a glass of the strongest, most expired apple cider you've got."

It's jokes like these that really get me rolling on the floor... Just so unexpected on a Disney show! - keycha1n

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11 Yes! Burn the child!
12 Can I have my hands back? I have a gesture I'd like to share with you. V 1 Comment
13 "The author of the journals. My brother!"

I flipping died on the inside when I heard this! I had so many theories who the author could be, but I would never have expected this! Does Gideon know?!

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14 "I'm giving none of this to charity!"

I LAUGH out loud reading this! - dipperpinesfangirl618

15 Kids! I can't find the remote and I refuse to stand up!
16 I'll have you know duck-tective has a big mystery element! And a lot of humor that goes over children's heads!

So, Ducktective is a Gravity Falls within Gravity Falls then. - Skullkid755

I am like Stan instead of ducktective its graity falls.

17 You're a real wise guy but you made one fatal mistake, you messed with my family!
18 Well, I learned nothing.

Isn't that a dipper quote?

19 "Mabel, look into my eyes! Do you really think I'm a bad guy?"

It's so sad I don't think he's a bad guy

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20 Hey Mr. Tummy V 1 Comment
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1. "When there's no cops around, anything's legal!"
2. "Sounds like something a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing... Good thing I'm an uncle! Avenge me, kids! AVENGE ME!!!"
3. "Remember folks, we put the 'fun' in 'No Refunds!'"
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1. "When there's no cops around, anything's legal!"
2. "Hey, wanna hear a joke? Okay, here goes. My ex-wife still misses me...but her aim is gettin' better!"
3. "Sounds like something a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing... Good thing I'm an uncle! Avenge me, kids! AVENGE ME!!!"
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1. "When there's no cops around, anything's legal!"
2. "Remember folks, we put the 'fun' in 'No Refunds!'"
3. "Sounds like something a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing... Good thing I'm an uncle! Avenge me, kids! AVENGE ME!!!"
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