Top Ten Best Quotes by the Gravity Falls Character Stan Pines

Minecraftcrazy530 If you are a Gravity Falls fan, you have to agree that Grunkle Stan has some funny and interesting quotes. Pick your favorite!

The Top Ten

1 "When there's no cops around, anything's legal!"

I remember when he said this. - cosmo

So funny! - DynastiNoble

Stan is one of the funniest characters!
#HARRYPOTTER AND GRAVITY FALLS

I love this quote so much! 😙 I've seen it as a number one on so many sites and I agree with everyone who said that! #I'M GRAVITY FALLS' BIGGEST FAN! 😍😜😎😙😘�"😳🐱💑💏💙💛😏😆😋

2 "Sounds like something a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing... Good thing I'm an uncle! Avenge me, kids! AVENGE ME!!!"

Stan in a Nutshell

3 "Hey, wanna hear a joke? Okay, here goes. My ex-wife still misses me...but her aim is gettin' better!"

I love this one so much

How is this not #1

So far, the funniest quote I ever heard from Grunkle Stan.

Classic!

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4 "Remember folks, we put the 'fun' in 'No Refunds!'"

Classic

5 "For tonight's final illusion, we have the incredible Sack of Mystery. When you put your money in it, it mysteriously disappears!"

I remember this one... It's hysterical! - Turkeyasylum

6 "You know studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That's why I own 10 guns. In case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder!"

I love this entire list! Proud to say I recognized every quote =) - keycha1n

GOOD IDEA!

Seriously there are a crap ton more stab quotes. Like how he said he would educate kids in the stanchurian candidate.
“Put then on an island and make them fight for dominance! Also teach kids swears. That’ll introduce them to the real world! ”

7 "Sir, would you like to buy a Stan-Vac vacuum? Stan-Vac: it sucks more than anything!"

8 "What? No! My crime is a lot better than that. I'm gonna get that seat and be ready at the morning when Gideon comes. And maybe I'll destroy some pool supplies. Night's still young."

9 "Finally! A good reason to punch a teenager in the face!"

Stan sure does like punching people... - ethanmeinster

...and triangles

FIGHT,FIGHT,FIGHT!

10 Yes! Burn the child!

HAHA

The Newcomers

? Is that a lady bug? Oh NO

The Contenders

11 Can I have my hands back? I have a gesture I'd like to share with you.

I love this scene! LOL

12 "Waiter, give me a glass of the strongest, most expired apple cider you've got."

It's jokes like these that really get me rolling on the floor... Just so unexpected on a Disney show! - keycha1n

13 "The author of the journals. My brother!"

I flipping died on the inside when I heard this! I had so many theories who the author could be, but I would never have expected this! Does Gideon know?!

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14 You're a real wise guy but you made one fatal mistake, you messed with my family!

Ya go get bill!

15 "AH! Hot Belgium Waffles! Wait... I'm alone. I can swear for real! SON OF A--"

Every parent in a nutshell

16 "Mabel, look into my eyes! Do you really think I'm a bad guy?"

It's so sad I don't think he's a bad guy

I NEED STAN IN MY HOUSE!

17 "I'm giving none of this to charity!"

I LAUGH out loud reading this! - dipperpinesfangirl618

18 Kids! I can't find the remote and I refuse to stand up!

19 I'll have you know duck-tective has a big mystery element! And a lot of humor that goes over children's heads!

So, Ducktective is a Gravity Falls within Gravity Falls then. - Skullkid755

I am like Stan instead of ducktective its graity falls.

20 Well, I learned nothing.

Isn't that a dipper quote?

21 You did what was right even when no one agreed with you, sounds pretty manly to me, but what do I know?

22 Hey Mr. Tummy

Ohmigod this was THE BEST scene ever. - AnonymousChick

23 It's not my fault your pig is potentially delicious.

24 You think that you got problems Stanford, I have a mullet

25 Traffic safety laws: prepared to be disobeyed!

26 Not so fast, kids! There is no way you're setting off those dangerous, illegal fireworks…without me!

27 Who wants Stan-cakes? They're like pancakes, but they probably have some of my hair in 'em.

28 Ha! Bag check for Dippers’ eyes! Ha, anyone?

29 It all starts with the pituitary gland, it may be little but it has biiiig plans

30 Pabracadabra! Final answer!

31 Butt-truss!

Haha

BUTTRESS

32 I'm fine with leaving this ya-whoo in here if it's fine with you!

33 That's right, I'm a jerk!

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Top Remixes (4)

1. "When there's no cops around, anything's legal!"
2. "Sounds like something a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing... Good thing I'm an uncle! Avenge me, kids! AVENGE ME!!!"
3. "Remember folks, we put the 'fun' in 'No Refunds!'"

nintendofan126

1. "When there's no cops around, anything's legal!"
2. "Hey, wanna hear a joke? Okay, here goes. My ex-wife still misses me...but her aim is gettin' better!"
3. "Sounds like something a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing... Good thing I'm an uncle! Avenge me, kids! AVENGE ME!!!"

cosmo

1. "When there's no cops around, anything's legal!"
2. "Remember folks, we put the 'fun' in 'No Refunds!'"
3. "Sounds like something a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing... Good thing I'm an uncle! Avenge me, kids! AVENGE ME!!!"

EpicJake