Top Ten Best Quotes by Spy from Team Fortress 2

The Top Ten

1 "(while laughing) Laughter really is the best medicine!" (laughs again)

2 "You died as you lived: morbidly obese!"

3 "Oh, Soldier, who will they ever find to replace you? Anyone! (laughs)"

4 "May I borrow your earpiece? (mimicking Scout) 'This is Scout! Rainbows make me cry! Over!'"

5 "Burn in hell, you mumbling abomination!"

6 "I've merely finished what your liver started!"

7 "Here's what I have that you don't: a functioning liver, depth perception and a pulse!"

8 "What's the matter? Fat got your tongue?" (laughs)

9 (mocking Engineer) "Yippee ki-yay, my dead, illiterate friend!"

10 "I'm looking at your x-ray, and I'm afraid you suck!"

The Contenders

11 "I appear to have burst into flames."

12 "Is this... mon dieu!"

13 "Well, off to visit your mother!"

14 "You got blood on my suit"

15 "Pornography starring your mother will be the SECOND worst thing that happens to you today!"

16 “Here lies scout. He ran fast and died a virgin.”

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