The best quotes from one of the greatest movie villains of all time, The Dark Knight's Joker played by Heath Ledger.
1 Why so serious?
The way he says it is just... it's just really cool. I know most people like him crazy but this quote is just AWESOME/and AMAZING! - booklover1
Haha! Who knew that such a simple three worded question would become a great, great quote. Well done, Joker. - FieryKnightFloyd
2 How about a magic trick? I'm gonna make this pencil disappear. Ta-daa! It's... it's gone.
Best part ever! Man, it's so awesome, cool, and sudden I can't explain it. I'm not exaggerating. I'm not exaggerating by saying that either. - Jammer196
3 Let's put a smile on that face!
4 Wanna know how I got these scars?
Uh, acne? - Not_A_Weeaboo
5 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We are tonight's entertainment!
6 This city deserves a better class of criminal. And I'm gonna give it to them.
7 I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you... stranger.
8 So, listen. Why don't you give me a call when you want to start taking things a little more seriously? Here's my card.
9 If you're good at something, never do it for free.
10 This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.
11 I know you're trying to cheer me up, Harley, but you see, any time I blow a billion dollar deal... It really kills my appetite!
12 Big ole Bats has fallen down On the ground Mind unsound Big ole Bats has fallen down I'm so happy
13 You can call me... Joker. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier.
14 I'm like the dog that chases cars, I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it.
15 Ha ha ha hee hee ha aha oo ee ah aha
16 You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push
17 Very poor choice of words BWAHAHAHA!!!
Best. Villain. EVER! His quotes are the best. They always shock me, make me LMAO and most of all, make me horrified
18 And I thought my jokes were bad
19 Anyway, be a good boy, finish your homework, and be in bed by nine. And, hey - please tell the big man I said..."hello"
20 No! No! No! You were supposed to DIE when the bomb exploded!
21 I don't want to kill you
(Laughing) I don't want to kill you! - ICanSeeYou
22 Do you want to know why i use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the little emotions.
23 You've forgotten what I told you a long time ago. One of the painful truths of comedy: you always take shots from folks who just don't get the joke!
24 I took Gotham's White Knight and brought him down to our level.
25 It's simple...we kill Batman.
26 And here we...go
27 I mean… what happened? Did your balls drop off? Hm?
28 What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No you complete me.
29 Do I really look like a guy with a plan?
30 Because it's all part of the plan
32 You've got a litle fight in you. I like that
33 I just want my phonecall
34 Ah ta ta ta ta. Let's not blow...this out of proportion
35 You see, I'm a guy of simple taste. I enjoy dynamite and gunpowder and gasoline
36 It's not about money. It's about sending a message
37 Why don't we cut you up and feed you to your pooches? Then we'll see how loyal a hungry dog really is
38 Now, our operation is small. But there is losts of room for aggresive expansion. Oh, there's only one spot open right now so we're gonna have...tryouts, Make it fast
39 Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair!
40 To them, you're just a freak. Like me!
41 You see, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.
42 Hmmm... Didn't I KILL the last guy who called me that?
43 If you weren't so crazy I'd think you were insane
44 Are ya sweet talkin' me? All that chit-chat is gonna get ya hurt.
45 It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic...oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway, AHH HA HA HA HAAH!