Top Ten Quotes Made By TheTopTens Member Britgirl

PositronWildhawk So many hilarious quotes and so much hilarium! And where Britgirl's concerned, hilarium is massively abundant. She breathes it in instead of oxygen. This is her best work in the comments section.

The Top Ten

1 I couldn't decide between brain and heart. I chose this in the end because there aren't many things more attractive than a man who has a brain and actually knows how to use it.

What more can I say? I'm a sucker for a brainbox. If you don't have brains, your personality suffers; if you have no personality, you have no looks and when that happens, no one will give you a second glance anyway. It just makes sense to me. - Britgirl

So true and so funny! Truly brilliant, without a question.

I wish I had such a good friendship like you two - jevaughn

That went straight to number one when I saw it. - PositronWildhawk

2 And I suppose her clothing was torn off in the G-force of the fall...? (on saying that “she fell on me”)

Come on, that's funny. - PositronWildhawk

3 Hello PositronWildhawk. In answer to your question: no that didn't happen. Just goes to show the power of prayer amounts to very little. (on crashing the car into her ex-boyfriend’s wedding)

Britgirl and PositronWildhawk were made for each other. And the only people who can't - or won't - see it is these two. They're so alike.

This was the first time that Britgirl and I interacted. The double-act that an anonymous TopTenner described us as recently kicked off from here. - PositronWildhawk



Aww...you remembered! On the list I made of your quotes I was going to incude: In response to Britgirl: did that happen? But I just thought you'd think 'Meh' when you read it. I sometimes think of that first exchange. You can read my mind, I'm sure of that! - Britgirl

4 Just as your swag falls from your jumper..Ha! Explain yourself then, Madam. (on pretending to be pregnant when shoplifting)

Forgive me for whooping with laughter, but I just love the double meaning. - PositronWildhawk

5 Oh for God's sake! Christ Almighty! Oh my God! Lord above! Jesus! I can't believe why for the love of the Lord, this isn't number 1! (on saying the Lord’s name in vain)

Again, I just love the irony! - PositronWildhawk

Lol, this is hilarious. - WonkeyDude98

6 No we're not ALL blessed with being able to speak the Queen's English darling, just us chosen few. Now go away, pleb! (on Britain not being all posh)

NO! Absolutely NOT posh. I'm very much working class - it's my Mother and Father who dragged me up proper, like. ;-) - Britgirl

Britgirl is SO POSH! I love her usage of the words, wonderful and beautiful.

It's the irony that gets me chortling.L.O.L. - PositronWildhawk

7 I think that's what happened to Richard Branson... (on being a virgin forever)

What if the man himself saw this? Would he laugh, or would he condemn TheTopTens? I think he'd laugh. - PositronWildhawk

8 Just think, you'd have "nobody" to go back to. Apologies - that was lame. (on having an out of body experience before being murdered)

That's terrible. Yet amusing. - PositronWildhawk

9 That would waste a few minutes I suppose...but what you do with the rest of the spare time? (on wasting time killing yourself)

Now that I've killed myself, I need to rethink my life! Ah well. Meh. - PositronWildhawk

10 Q: Why do brides wear white? A: Because that's the colour of most kitchen appliances!

I don't get it. What are you looking at me for, huh? Alright, this is getting ridiculous. - istooduptoabully

Love this. Just plain funny. - PositronWildhawk

The Contenders

11 (About her passion for the 1940 & Old films) I'm more interested in the old time classics It's like I'm Living in an Era I Never Knew

I love This Quote it's very Britgirl like & it's what makes her Unique! - Curti2594

12 Oh how exciting! Do tell! Who?! WHO?! (on new members with bad user names.)

Ooh, yes! We'd all be massively interested!
Mine? Bite me! - PositronWildhawk

I don't look at my own comments section and I can't even remember putting that. It SOUNDS like something I would put but I just don't remember. Umm...thank you to whoever added that. - Britgirl

13 What's going on with beloved famous people dying this year? It's just so bizarre.
14 People are literally risking their lives to catch these things. It's unfathomable.

Britgirl's opinion on Pokemon Go. - anonygirl

15 Whether it works or not, I am not eating mustard. I'd rather have heartburn.
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1. I couldn't decide between brain and heart. I chose this in the end because there aren't many things more attractive than a man who has a brain and actually knows how to use it.
2. And I suppose her clothing was torn off in the G-force of the fall...? (on saying that “she fell on me”)
3. Hello PositronWildhawk. In answer to your question: no that didn't happen. Just goes to show the power of prayer amounts to very little. (on crashing the car into her ex-boyfriend’s wedding)
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