Best Quotes Made by TheTopTens User Turkeyasylum

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1 Killing someone is legal. Eating is illegal.
2 Just imagine, your 8 year old child grabs the half-used box, and asks "Mommy, what are these?". You try to explain what they do, but you say you don't know. Now imagine how awkward them being at show and tell would be. And the phone call that follows.

I had to shorten it, because it's really long. See the list of worst things to find in your parent's room for the full thing. Great humor.

I saw this one! Haha, that was good

3 The beat alone could be used as torture.

About "Stupid Hoe" by Nicki Minaj.

4 I bet someone got a seizure from the video. And depression from the song alone.

Again, about Stupid Hoe.

5 She twerked and everyone was so grossed out, they died!

About Miley Cyrus being a killer in a horror movie.

Thank you so much for this list!

6 Maybe it could be enough to put Caillou in a wheelchair.

Lol! This was on my list of, top ten characters that should beat up caillou.

About a total drama character beating up Caillou.

7 Even bears have their own opinions... especially if they date someone like Blaineley...
8 Did you know that the word Siri translates to the word "ass" in Japanese?
9 Danteem disapproves this list.

About reasons to hate Luigi.

10 I have a hidden compartment of illegal drugs in my trunk.

This was from worst comments to make to the police, but an item on the list counts, right?

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