Top 10 Quotes on Money

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The Top Ten

1 "If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some." - Benjamin Franklin
2 "Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort." - Helen Gurley Brown
3 "When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is." - Oscar Wilde
4 "If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to." - Dorothy Parker
5 "Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it." - Rebecca Johnson
6 "Time is more valuable than money. You can get more money, but you cannot get more time." - Jim Rohn

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7 "Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons." - Woody Allen
8 "Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money." - Jackie Mason

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9 "Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy." - Groucho Marx
10 "Lack of money is the root of all evil." - George Bernard Shaw

The Contenders

11 "A penny saved is a penny earned." - Benjamin Franklin
12 "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments." - Earl Wilson
13 "Money makes your life easier. If you're lucky to have it, you're lucky." - Robert De Niro
14 "Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there." - Will Smith
15 "So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what is the root of all money?" - Ayn Rand
16 "A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it." - Bob Hope
17 "My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income." - Errol Flynn
18 "Money is the best deodorant." - Elizabeth Taylor
19 "Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money." - Robin Williams
20 "Dogs have no money. Isn't that amazing? They're broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money?.. No Pockets." - Jerry Seinfeld
21 "Money is like a sixth sense - and you can't make use of the other five without it." - William Somerset Maugham
22 "For I don't care too much for money, for money can't buy me love." - The Beatles
23 "Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves." - Albert Einstein
24 "What difference does it make how much you have? What you do not have amounts to much more." - Seneca
25 "It doesn't matter if you're black or white... the only color that really matters is green." - Family Guy
26 "Money is usually attracted, not pursued." - Jim Rohn
27 "The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket." - Kin Hubbard
28 "It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed." - Kin Hubbard
29 "Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears." - Robert W. Sarnoff
30 "Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like." - Will Smith
31 "Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game." - Donald Trump
32 "You don't have to die in order to make a living." - Lynn Johnston
33 "I used to have a drug problem, but now I have enough money." - David Lee Roth
34 "Money is like love; it kills slowly and painfully the one who withholds it, and enlivens the other who turns it on his fellow man." - Kahlil Gibran
35 "Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be." - Rita Rudner
36 "The art of living easily as to money is to pitch your scale of living one degree below your means." - Sir Henry Taylor
37 "Money is only a tool. It will take you wherever you wish, but it will not replace you as the driver." - Ayn Rand
38 "I was so poor growing up...if I wasn't a boy...I'd have nothing to play with." - Rodney Dangerfield
39 "He who marries for love without money has good nights and sorry days." - Anonymous
40 "Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination." - Oscar Wilde
41 "A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore." - Yogi Berra
42 "The glow of one warm thought is to me worth more than money." - Thomas Jefferson
43 "Money will buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail" - Richard Friedman
44 "Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work." - Robert Orben
45 "It's good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good, too, to check up once in a while and make sure that you haven't lost the things that money can't buy." - George Lorimer
46 "If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys." - James Goldsmith
47 "Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune." - Jim Rohn
48 "Don't tell me where your priorities are. Show me where you spend your money and I'll tell you what they are." - James W. Frick
49 "A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart." - Jonathan Swift
50 "The art is not in making money, but in keeping it." - Proverb
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1. "If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some." - Benjamin Franklin
2. "If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to." - Dorothy Parker
3. "Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort." - Helen Gurley Brown
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