Best Quotes from Monty Python and the Holy Grail


The Top Ten

1 Arthur - "A Scratch? Your Arm's Off!"
2 Arthur - "What Do You Mean? An African or European Swallow?"
3 "We Are The Nights Who Say Nee"
4 Tim - "Well That's No Ordinary Rabbit"
5 Black Knight - "Come On Ya Big Pansy"
6 Brother Maynard - " The Castle of Auuuugh"

It reads, "Here may be found...
"...the last words of Joseph of Arimathea:
"'He who is valiant and pure of spirit...
"'...may find the Holy Grail...
"' the Castle of Aaargh."'
"The Castle of Aaargh."
What is that?
He must have died while carving it.
Come on!
That's what it says.
Look, if he was dying,
he wouldn't bother to carve "Aaargh." He'd just say it.
That's what's carved in the rock.
Perhaps he was dictating it.
Shut up!
Does it say anything else?
Just "Aaargh."
Do you suppose he meant the Camargue?
Where's that?
In France, I think. - MontyPython

7 The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't - "I'm Getting Better"
8 Dennis - "I'm 37. I'm Not Old"
9 Patsy - "It's Only A Model"
10 French Soldier - " You Don't Frighten Us With Your Silly Knees-Bent Running Around Advancing Behavior!"

Anything that guy says is funny. "I wave my private parts at your aunties! " - PositronWildhawk

The Contenders

11 French Soldier - ''your Mother Was a Hamster and Your Father Smelt of Elderberries''

How is this not 1?
I said it.I finally said it. - DapperPickle

12 On the bridge of eternal peril - ''Well I don't know THAT''
13 The King - "No Singing!!"
14 Sir Bedevere - "...we build a giant Badger..."
15 The Main Knight who says Nee - "Now you must fetch us...ANOTHER shrubbery!"
16 Peasant - "She turned me into a newt... I got better."
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