Best Quotes from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

The Top Ten
1 Arthur - "A Scratch? Your Arm's Off!"
2 Arthur - "What Do You Mean? An African or European Swallow?"
3 "We Are The Nights Who Say Nee"
4 Tim - "Well That's No Ordinary Rabbit"
5 Black Knight - "Come On Ya Big Pansy"
6 Brother Maynard - " The Castle of Auuuugh"
7 The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't - "I'm Getting Better"
8 Dennis - "I'm 37. I'm Not Old"
9 Patsy - "It's Only A Model"
10 French Soldier - " You Don't Frighten Us With Your Silly Knees-Bent Running Around Advancing Behavior!"

Anything that guy says is funny. "I wave my private parts at your aunties! "

The Contenders
11 French Soldier - ''your Mother Was a Hamster and Your Father Smelt of Elderberries''
12 On the bridge of eternal peril - ''Well I don't know THAT''
13 The King - "No Singing!!"
14 Sir Bedevere - "...we build a giant Badger..."
15 The Main Knight who says Nee - "Now you must fetch us...ANOTHER shrubbery!"
16 Peasant - "She turned me into a newt... I got better."
17 "And, after the spanking, the oral sex."
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