Best Quotes From the Movie Mean Girls

These are quotes from Mean Girls, but which is the best.

The Top Ten

1 Oh, My God Karen! You Can't Just Ask People Why They're White!

That quote is very racist.

The joke is that she is too stupid to realize that it’s racist ^

2 He's Almost Too Gay To Function

Yas queen

3 ...And On The Third Day God Created The Remington's Bolt Riffle So That Man Could Defeat The Dinosaurs... And The Homosexuals
4 You Smell Like A Baby Prostitute

What? It's a laugh out loud! - Kiteretsunu

5 Is There A Glenn Cocoa. Four For Glenn Cocoa. You Go Glenn Cocoa!

YOU GO GLENN GOCOA!

6 I Don't Hate You Cause Your Fat. You're Fat Cause I Hate You
7 If You're From Africa, Why Are You White?
8 She Doesn't Even Go Here!

This quote is a part of our popular culture.

9 We Should Totally Just Stab Caesar!
10 Danny Devito I Love Your Work!

The Contenders

11 I Wish I Could Bake A Cake Filled With Rainbows And Smiles And We Can All Eat It And Be Happy

Come on, she doesn't even go here!

12 Get In Loser, Were Going Shopping!
13 Gretchen, Stop Trying To Make Fetch Happen
14 So Fetch!
15 I Never Told Anyone Because I Am Such a Good Friend
16 It's October 3rd
17 Did You See The Whole Thing. It Only Counts If You See All Of It
18 Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.

It's so funny and so not true

19 I’m a mouse duh
20 On Wednesdays we wear pink.

This is like, CLASSIC. I can't believe they didn't have it

21 I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.
22 YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!

I mean, come on. duh

23 Is butter a carb?

Yes, honey. Yes.

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