Top 10 Quotes from the National Lampoon's Vacation Movies

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National Lampoon's Vacation was first released in 1983.
Starring: Chevy Chase (Clark) and Beverly D'Angelo (Ellen)

Some of the most popular movies are:
National Lampoon's Vacation
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
National Lampoon's European Vacation
National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation
National Lampoon's Animal House

The Top Ten

1 [In England] Ellen: Clark, you're on the wrong side of the road. / Clark: Yes, I know, honey. I'm also on the wrong side of the car.
2 Cousin Eddie: Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash? / Clark: Sure, Eddie, how much do you need? / Cousin Eddie: About $52,000.
3 Clark: Excuse me, could you please tell me how to get back on the express way? / Pimp: F**k yo mama! / Clark: Thank you very much.
4 Ellen: I honestly don't think you're going to find the Grand Canyon on this road. / Clark: Jesus, it's only the biggest God-damn hole in the world. / Aunt Edna: Clark, watch your language! / Clark: Make that the second biggest.
5 Rusty: Ya' got Space Invaders? / Cousin Dale: Nope. / Rusty: Ya' got Asteroids? / Cousin Dale: Naw, but my dad does. Can't even sit on the toilet some days.

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6 Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I French kiss. / Audrey: So, everybody does that. / Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.
7 Cousin Eddie: I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory, and wouldn't you know it, the army cuts my disability pension because they said that the plate in my head wasn't big enough.
8 Ellen: Lord, we loved this woman with all our heart. / Audrey: Let's not overdo it, mom. / Ellen: Shut up.
9 Clark: Despite all the little problems it's fun isn't it? / Ellen: No. But with every new day there's fresh hope.
10 Clark: Could I do your back, honey? / Ellen: I've already done my back. / Clark: Could I do your front? / Ellen: Go do your own front.

The Contenders

11 Can I Have Some of the Yeller? (Vegas Vacation)
12 This Pudding is Extra Runny Tonight!!! (Vegas Vacation)
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1. [In England] Ellen: Clark, you're on the wrong side of the road. / Clark: Yes, I know, honey. I'm also on the wrong side of the car.
2. Cousin Eddie: Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash? / Clark: Sure, Eddie, how much do you need? / Cousin Eddie: About $52,000.
3. Clark: Excuse me, could you please tell me how to get back on the express way? / Pimp: F**k yo mama! / Clark: Thank you very much.
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