Top Ten Best Quotes from Positronwildhawk's Sarcasm Post Series

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It's December 18, 2014.
Happy Birthday, PositronWildhawk!

The Top Ten

1 "How about "Yeah Yeah Yeah" as an introduction?" - A Sarcastic Overview of Rap Music

Oh, no, nothing so mainstream, I may recall. - PositronWildhawk

2 "I walk past a possible medical student, with antibacterial masks and such, to prove that the smartest and most highly qualified of people come here regularly." - A Sarcastic Overview Of McDonald's
3 "Ever heard the joke about the wasp in the pet-shop window? It’s unlikely that you haven’t; it’s been around for as long as wasps have made amazing pets." - A Sarcastic Overview Of Wasps

Oh my goodness these are comedy gold! - keycha1n

Just brilliant sarcastic wit. - PetSounds

Brilliant. - Ededdneddyfanredux

4 "Oh, is it dawn? I can’t see past the mud in my eyes." - A Sarcastic Overview Of Camping

That blog made me laugh and this quote is brilliant!
Happy Birthday, Pos! ;). - Britgirl

5 "So, in this post, I’ve taken the liberty of describing the importance, the quintessence, the pure value of PE: Personal Excruciation." - A Sarcastic Overview Of P.E.

This was just the start of a heavy dose of my sarcasm. Thanks for this list, Kiteretsunu! - PositronWildhawk

6 "So Apple’s somehow making me walk on water! How do they do this?!?!" - A Sarcastic Overview Of Apple Maps
7 "You may be in considerable pain, but you take pride in knowing that you’ve experienced a whole new method of travelling. Why take the bus?" - A Sarcastic Overview Of London Underground
8 "Life's purpose, is of course, to sit on one's arse either at a TV or in a billion-Pound stadium and scream in desperate frustration at the random weirdos who do the same diversion-free thing every day." - A Sarcastic Overview Of Sports Fanaticism
9 "The time where everyone is socially pressured to party and forget all their troubles." - A Sarcastic Overview Of Summer
10 "The flavour is here! Ever wondered what it’s like to funnel water through an elephant’s toilet through a carbon nanotube into your throat? Well, this is how it feels." - A Sarcastic Overview Of McDonald's
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1. "I walk past a possible medical student, with antibacterial masks and such, to prove that the smartest and most highly qualified of people come here regularly." - A Sarcastic Overview Of McDonald's
2. "How about "Yeah Yeah Yeah" as an introduction?" - A Sarcastic Overview of Rap Music
3. "Ever heard the joke about the wasp in the pet-shop window? It’s unlikely that you haven’t; it’s been around for as long as wasps have made amazing pets." - A Sarcastic Overview Of Wasps
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1. "How about "Yeah Yeah Yeah" as an introduction?" - A Sarcastic Overview of Rap Music
2. "I walk past a possible medical student, with antibacterial masks and such, to prove that the smartest and most highly qualified of people come here regularly." - A Sarcastic Overview Of McDonald's
3. "Oh, is it dawn? I can’t see past the mud in my eyes." - A Sarcastic Overview Of Camping
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1. "How about "Yeah Yeah Yeah" as an introduction?" - A Sarcastic Overview of Rap Music
2. "Oh, is it dawn? I can’t see past the mud in my eyes." - A Sarcastic Overview Of Camping
3. "I walk past a possible medical student, with antibacterial masks and such, to prove that the smartest and most highly qualified of people come here regularly." - A Sarcastic Overview Of McDonald's
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