Best Quotes from Red vs Blue's Caboose
I'm a big fan of Roosterteeth and I really love Red vs Blue. It's such a funny show and I think it gets even better as it goes so I wanted to share my appreciation for the humor by making a few lists about each character's quotes. And who best to start off the quote lists with than Red vs Blue's own special snowflake, Caboose!The Top Ten
1 Time...line? Time isn't made out of lines. It's made out of circles. That is why clocks are round.
I said this once to a teacher and he gave me a funny look. Then just started laughing.
So basically this whole time in our lives we are living in a time loop?
Very insightful.
2 Or it's a key all the time, and when you stick it in people, it unlocks their death.
3 Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black parts.
4 I call it nap time. Which is right before food time. And then comes food-nap time! That is my favorite time of them all!
5 We are gathered here, today, to witness, the joining together of Tex, and Church, in eternalness together, smuh- speak now, or forever rest in peace! With liberty and justice for all. The end!
6 My name is Michael J. Caboose, and I hate babies!
1. Why is this not number 1?. 2. AND TAXES
7 I will eat your unhappiness!
8 Look at what I took credit for finding!
9 Sheila! Come back to me! I made you a muffin!
10 Hey chicka bum bum.
The Contenders
11 Tucker did it
12 Yep, he's definitely captured. Or dead. Captured or dead. (inhales sharply) Or captured and dead!
13 Nobody believed in us! But we did!
14 I do not want to catch pregnancy!
15 I don't want to live in a world without big explosions!
16 Let's think about happy things. No expoldy thoughts
17 But I'm great at buttons!
18 And I will put Kool-Aid in all the water fountains! And we won't have to wear uniforms...anymore! And Principal Kimball... will...allow us...double recess! (echoing) Recess, recess recess...
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