Best Quotes from Red vs Blue's Church

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Leonard Church is the de facto leader of the Blue Team. He is often referred to as 'the mean one.' Church cares little about the war and declares very loudly and repeatedly that he hates everyone. He has seriously considered letting the Reds kill him just to escape the idiots that surround him. (That is if the Reds ever remember to bring enough ammo to actually accomplish this feat.) His weapon of choice is the sniper rifle..whether or not he can actually use it is up in the air as he has very little success in aiming or hitting his targets.

The Top Ten

1 No matter how bad they seem, they can't be any better, and they can't be any worse, because that's the way things are, and you better get used to it Nancy. Quit yer bitching.
2 You know what? I could blow up the whole goddamn world with this thing. [referring to the tank]
3 There's a fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think I walk that line every day of my life.
4 If you're gonna live your life in a memory, you might as well make it a good one.
5 How do I make it do the thing where everything gets closer and bigger? Zoom! Yeah, that's it. Zoom. What? Do I say zoom? Zoom, rifle!
6 I've got half a mind to kill you...and the other half agrees!
7 My name is Leonard Church and you will fear my laser-face!
8 [Referring to Tucker's alien spawn] I'm not gonna hurt it. I'm gonna go in there, step on its neck and shoot it in the head. 'Cause that's how I roll.
9 Bulls**t dude, I got a tank! People with tanks are never outnumbered!
10 I can't believe I died for this army.

The Contenders

11 Ain't that a bitch.
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1. You know what? I could blow up the whole goddamn world with this thing. [referring to the tank]
2. No matter how bad they seem, they can't be any better, and they can't be any worse, because that's the way things are, and you better get used to it Nancy. Quit yer bitching.
3. I've got half a mind to kill you...and the other half agrees!
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1. There's a fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think I walk that line every day of my life.
2. If you're gonna live your life in a memory, you might as well make it a good one.
3. No matter how bad they seem, they can't be any better, and they can't be any worse, because that's the way things are, and you better get used to it Nancy. Quit yer bitching.
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