Best Quotes from Red vs Blue's Grif

NerdBunny
Dexter Grif is without a doubt the most laid-back member of the Red team. Preferring to eat and sleep most of the time, he often shirks his duties. One such duty is bringing extra ammo into battle. Sarge and Grif share a mutual dislike of each other as Sarge is very gung-ho and Grif is just plain lazy. Grif displays sarcastic and disobedient behavior which Church seems to believe that he is the most wily of the Reds and if Grif ever applied himself he would probably be the biggest threat. Good thing for the Blues that Grif was "born to take it easy."

The Top Ten

1 Oh yeah? Well, there's no 'you' in team either. So, if I'm not on the team and you're not on the team then nobody's on the goddamn team! The team sucks!
2 I'm what most people probably consider a hero.
3 [Sighs] I would just like to let everyone know..that I suck..And that I'm a girl. And I like ribbons in my hair. [Reluctantly] ..And I want to kiss all the boys..
4 There's two kinds of people in the world Doc, those who have a plan prepared for when the zombies take over the Earth, and those who don't. We call those last people "dinner."
5 We don't get paid enough to do stuff.
6 I was born to take it easy.
7 I didn't even understand the question, so I'm just gonna say blueberry.
8 I don't know, Sarge. If command was wrong about you being dead, couldn't they be wrong about other stuff too? Like what if the Blues don't suck? [gasp] What if the Blues are awesome?! This changes everything!
9 Why are you talking so slow? He understands us just fine. Maybe you should try listening slower.
10 What do we really need Sarge for anyway? All he ever did was yell at us a bunch and tell us we suck. We'll just split up his duties. You yell at me and I'll tell you you suck.

The Contenders

11 Protect me cone!

This one is the best. Why didn’t you put it in number one?

BAdd New Item

Related Lists

Best Quotes from Red vs Blue's Caboose Best Quotes from Red vs Blue's Sarge Best Quotes from Red vs Blue's Church Best Quotes from Red vs Blue's Tucker Best Characters From Red vs Blue

List Stats

11 listings
1 year, 229 days old

Top Remixes

1. Oh yeah? Well, there's no 'you' in team either. So, if I'm not on the team and you're not on the team then nobody's on the goddamn team! The team sucks!
2. I don't know, Sarge. If command was wrong about you being dead, couldn't they be wrong about other stuff too? Like what if the Blues don't suck? [gasp] What if the Blues are awesome?! This changes everything!
3. [Sighs] I would just like to let everyone know..that I suck..And that I'm a girl. And I like ribbons in my hair. [Reluctantly] ..And I want to kiss all the boys..
htoutlaws2012
1. I'm what most people probably consider a hero.
2. Oh yeah? Well, there's no 'you' in team either. So, if I'm not on the team and you're not on the team then nobody's on the goddamn team! The team sucks!
3. There's two kinds of people in the world Doc, those who have a plan prepared for when the zombies take over the Earth, and those who don't. We call those last people "dinner."
NerdBunny

WRemix

Error Reporting

See a factual error in these listings? Report it here.
P