Best Quotes from Red vs Blue's Sarge

Sarge is the gruff leader of the red team. With his southern accent and questionable engineering skills he plans to defeat the 'diabolical' blue team, especially if it means sacrificing the ever lazy Private Grif in the process.
The Top Ten
1 I hope you brought your wallets 'cuz the rent in hell gets paid in advance!

Haha! This one's the best!

2 I think it would be ironic if instead of bullets, our guns shot out a healing salve that cured all wounds.
3 I will tear off his partridge and kick him in the pear tree.
4 Don't you know about the international protocol for dibs or the no take-backs clause?
5 Could you put that in a memo, and entitle it 'Shit I already know!'
6 I only drink the blood of my enemies. And occasionally a strawberry yoohoo.
7 Actually, I don't really know if snickering in the corner all night like a prepubescent monkey actually qualifies as help. But it sure was entertaining.
8 The boy doesn't even see the entertainment value in being tortured!
9 Options are optional.
10 I've got a boner for murder!
The Contenders
11 And in the thirty-seventh plan, I knowingly infect myself with the zombie virus, just so that I can devour you!
12 One time, I saw a man who claimed to be my uncle, do this thing with a water hose that still haunts me to this day!
13 You've just got Sarge'd!
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