Top Ten Worst Things Kanye West Has Actually Said

The Top Ten
1 “My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform.”

People are homeless, but yeah, you being famous and not getting to experience your fame from a third party perspective is terrible. I'd rather be the average third party who has a job than be a famous musician.

You should fall to your knees and thank the Lord! You...utter wally!

Kanye West thinks performing cause pain? no, performing isn't painful.

You saw this coming, didn't ya?

2 “God chose me. He made a path for me. I am God’s vessel.”

What exactly are you a vessel to? You certainly don't seem like an act of god

Did he actually say all of these things or is this list over exadurated or false?

3 “Like, I’m just giving up my body on the stage I’m putting my life at risk, literally!”

No, by going up on stage, you're putting OTHERS at risk, Kanye.

4 “I hate when I’m on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me, like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle.”

Also, you have to be responsible for my cocaine that I left for you. Good luck at dealing with the cops.

He's too lazy to do anything except talk about how good he is, and that's the same as lying.

5 "I am the number one human being in music. That means any person that's living or breathing is number two."

Steve Harris, John Petrucci, Mike Portnoy, James Hetfield, Dave Mustaine, Jimmy Page, Bruce Dickinson, Mick Jagger, Jim Morrison, Kirk Hammett, Eddie Vedder, Layne Stayley, Kurt Cobain, Matt Bellamy, Chris Martin, James LaBrie, Jim James, Chris Cornell, just to name a few that are much better. I could go on if you want.

Really? Just... Really? In a very next day, I bet he'll say he has the best penis in the world.

Paging Mr. West, paging Mr. West Paul McCartney's people called, and they said he can't stop laughing.

Number one human being? Sod off

6 “I have to dress Kim everyday so she doesn’t embarrass me.”
7 "I don't even listen to rap. My apartment is too nice to listen to rap in."

So please justify your music career? Oh, wait...

8 “You do help me get money, paparazzi. You show people how fresh my outfit is.”

Also, paparazzi show people how egotistical you are!

9 "I like porn"
10 "Taylor, I'mma let you finish"

Thank you Kanye "I'mma let you finish" West! Just another jackass we need in this world!

The Contenders
11 "When you hear about slavery for 400 years... For 400 years? That sounds like a choice."
12 “I will be the leader of a company that ends up being worth billions of dollars, because I got the answers. I understand culture. I am the nucleus.”

If you're a nucleus alone, you're an unstable ion. Kanye needs to stabilize himself and stanilize his lyrics, most importantly.

Someone split that atom, please!

Quick Pos - Split that atom!

Or someone please ( any better admin? ) geez

13 "Sometimes I get emotional over fonts"

Yeah, I want to punch you when you use Comic Sans for everything. Unprofessional.

Well, I get emotional when I drop my Doritos and Mountain Dew on the floor, so...

14 "Rap is the new rock n' roll. We the real rock stars, and I'm the biggest of all of 'em"
15 "AIDS is a man-made disease."
16 "I am the black Jesus"
17 "I have decided in 2020 to run for president"
18 "I'm tougher than an Army soldier"
19 "Marry me"
20 "I put my life on the line everyday more than any cop or soldier"
21 ''Digga D gunna snipe you neek''
22 "I see good things about Hitler."
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