Best Rachel Green Quotes from Friends

The Top Ten

No. I can't. You're a totally different person to me now. I used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me. Ever. God, and now I can't stop picturing you with her. I can't. It's just changed everything. Forever.

One of the few dramatic moments from friends - MatrixGuy

I cannot believe you are trading me. You are gonna lose, and you're gonna ... lose, and ... (To Monica and Phoebe) C'mon help me out here, I've never done this before
Ross, do you realize this is the first time in my life I’m doing something I actually care about? This is the first time in my life I’m doing something that I’m actually good at. I mean, if you don’t get that...
Oh my god Monica and Chandler? Monica and Chandler!
No, listen to me. I fell for you and I get clobbered. You then fall for me and I, again, somehow, get clobbered. I'm tired of being clobbered, y'know, it's, it's just not worth it... No, but Ross. We are never gonna happen, OK? Accept that.
I don't understand guys. I'd never congratulate Monica on a great stew by grabbing her boob
Oh my God. I've become my father. I've been trying so hard not to become my mother, I didn't see this coming

Things like that happen, Rachel.

Wow, it looks like the Easter Bunny's funeral in here.
(About Pete's tip) Oh, my God. I can't believe this is a real $20,000 check. Oh, this is just so exciting
Imagine the worst things you think about yourself. Now, how would you feel if the one person that you trusted the most in the world not only thinks them too, but actually uses them as reasons not to be with you.

The Contenders

Hey, Just so you know it's NOT that common, it DOESN'T happen to every guy, and it IS a big deal!!
My dad's boat didn't make that much noise when it hit the rocks!
Ah, salmon skin roll.
If she wanted to be more like me, why couldn't she just copy my hairstyle or something?
Okay, you just go on and make your little jokey-jokes, but if you do not know what you are doing out at sea, you will die at sea. Am I getting through to you, sailor?!
I love how he cares so much about stuff. If I squint I can pretend he’s Alan Alda.
What, Pheebs?! Two dates in one day? That's so unlike you
This is all my fault; I wanted him to open up. But God, I didn’t know that I was gonna unleash this-this weepy, clingy, moist monster!
So, come on, what was the big news Pete wanted to tell you Mon? Or should I say Mrs. Monica Becker?
Oh, are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?

Best quote ever

Ross, do you realize this is the first time in my life I’m doing something I actually care about. This is the first time in my life I’m doing something that I’m actually good at. I mean, if you don’t get that...
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