Top Ten Racist Things to Say to a Black Man

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The Top Ten

1 Nice shirt, did you pick all the cotten by yourself?

This is really racist, but it's so funny! - moonwolf

That's not funny at all that's just really really racist. - egnomac

2 Why did you buy the white iPhone when you know the black one runs faster

This had me in tears

3 Do you really like fried chicken?
4 Do you cry and scream at church?

Ok first of all I'm a girl and I'm black and I don't go to church. I do not want to miss out on all the fun. Seriously, I can miss out of fun staying at church hearing people yelling and cry. No just No.

5 Hey, you look like O.J. Simpson
6 How many kids do you have?

I'm almost 13 and no I don't have any kids plus I'm a girl. I don't have a boyfriend yet.

7 Can you dunk?

I can't Dunk! It's to hard!

8 What's up, my brotha?

We are not related.

9 Sup' N****
10 Will the N-word be socially acceptable? V 1 Comment

The Contenders

11 We all know you love Obama

Yep they really do - bobbythebrony

12 No wonder you don't like campfires
13 Is that your real hair?

Oh, this is so mean! And indeed ignorant and racist. - Britgirl

Uh yes this is my real hair and why are talking about hair.

14 I got plenty of watermelon for when you need some

I don't want any watermelon after all it's gross.

15 Are your parents still together

Yes my mom and dad are still together laugh out loud

16 Do you hate black women? V 1 Comment
17 Want some chicken?
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