Top Ten Racist Things to Say to a Black Man

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The Top Ten

1 Nice shirt, did you pick all the cotten by yourself?

This is really racist, but it's so funny! - moonwolf

That's not funny at all that's just really really racist. - egnomac

2 Why did you buy the white iPhone when you know the black one runs faster

This had me in tears

3 Do you really like fried chicken?

Eh, it's ok nothing special.
Really

4 Do you cry and scream at church?

Ok first of all I'm a girl and I'm black and I don't go to church. I do not want to miss out on all the fun. Seriously, I can miss out of fun staying at church hearing people yelling and cry. No just No.

This list is pretty tame compared to the comment sections of Fox News. - Satire

5 Hey, you look like O.J. Simpson
6 How many kids do you have?

I'm almost 13 and no I don't have any kids plus I'm a girl. I don't have a boyfriend yet.

That question would be more personal than racist.

7 Can you dunk?

I can't Dunk! It's to hard!

8 What's up, my brotha?

We are not related.

9 Sup' N****

Black teens say this all the time

10 Will the N-word be socially acceptable?

If you are saying "Will the n***** be socially acceptable." I would say back "You frick just offended black people! " And then help whoever got offended feel better." But if you are saying "Will the N-word be socially acceptable? " I would say "No."

The Contenders

11 We all know you love Obama

Yep they really do - bobbythebrony

12 Is that your real hair?

Oh, this is so mean! And indeed ignorant and racist. - Britgirl

Uh yes this is my real hair and why are talking about hair.

That is a very stupid and immature question.

13 Do you hate black women?

Why would black men hate black women

No.

14 No wonder you don't like campfires

I got this from Okward Industries

15 I got plenty of watermelon for when you need some

I don't want any watermelon after all it's gross.

16 Are your parents still together

Yes my mom and dad are still together laugh out loud

17 Want some chicken?
18 You're an ape
19 Do you hate being black?

This is something you should also never say to a black man.

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