Top 10 Ralph Wiggum Quotes

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The Top Ten

1 Me fail English? That's unpossible.

I think you missed "I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there" when he was talking to Lisa. But this one's hilarious

2 Lisa: Players play and managers manage. Ralph: Do alligators alligate?

Been asking this question all day. I love it! When I first saw this on the Simpsons I cracked up for ten minutes straight and could not stop laughing

ahaha, this quote made me laugh so hard! It made my day for sure, this should be the best quote in my opinion. I don't really get the other one.

The top quote should be episode G I do'h, krusty:this is the plan. We all meet at the resivuor at 8P.M. ralph:I flushed a potato down the toilet and now we have to live in a hotel.

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3 Bart: Be there or be square. Ralph: I wanna be a triangle.
4 Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers

It is the best quote because the guy's name is "Super Intendant Chalmers" and he has obviously changed to something that rhymes with the name "Super Nintendo Chalmers" lol

5 I'm learnding!
6 Ralph: That's where I saw the leprechaun. Bart: Riiiiiight. Ralph: He told me to burn things. V 1 Comment
7 My cat's breath smells like cat food.

I throw this one out as often as anything else in my lexicon. It's important people know.

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8 My Imaginary Friend Thinks Your Stupid
9 I cheated wrong. I copied the Lisa name and used the Ralph answers.

Best quote ever, it really made me laugh! This guy is unbelievable! In my opinion this one should be the first place

10 And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life. V 1 Comment

The Contenders

11 I Bent My Wookie V 1 Comment
12 When I grow up, I want to be a principal, or a caterpillar!
13 When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University V 1 Comment
14 My grandma had hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever box.
15 Ralph: Eww, Daddy, this tastes like Gramma! Chief Wiggum: My God, your right it does. V 1 Comment
16 This is my sandbox, I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. V 1 Comment
17 Ralph: Um, Miss Hoover? There's a dog in the vent. Ms. Hoover: Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside? Ralph: He was going to the bathroom. V 1 Comment
18 I glued my head to my shoulder - Ralph
19 I Choo-Choo-Choose You
20 I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
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1. When I grow up, I want to be a principal, or a caterpillar!
2. I Bent My Wookie
3. When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University
JCHOW
1. Lisa: Players play and managers manage. Ralph: Do alligators alligate?
2. Me fail English? That's unpossible.
3. Bart: Be there or be square. Ralph: I wanna be a triangle.
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1. Lisa: Players play and managers manage. Ralph: Do alligators alligate?
2. Me fail English? That's unpossible.
3. Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers
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