Top 10 Ralph Wiggum Quotes

The Top Ten
1 Me fail English? That's unpossible.

My fave. But no quotes from earlier episodes like "What man can tame her" (Lisa's Pony) "that's candle wax" Ralph telling Homer he is eating candle wax.

I think you missed "I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there" when he was talking to Lisa. But this one's hilarious

Me think too you do not fail English.

Me no fail english. Me are smart

2 I wanna be a triangle.

Bart: you’re not invited

3 Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers

Haha super nintendo

Don't worrym He's learnding

It is the best quote because the guy's name is "Super Intendant Chalmers" and he has obviously changed to something that rhymes with the name "Super Nintendo Chalmers" lol

Super Nintendo Chalmers and Wreck it RALPH

4 My cat's breath smells like cat food.

I throw this one out as often as anything else in my lexicon. It's important people know.

This was my message on an answering machine. It confused people.

This is something that keeps me alive in the mornings

Another classic Ralph quote

5 My imaginary friend thinks you're stupid
6 That's where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things.
7 My grandma had hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever box.

Yes! Should be number 1

It’s funny and my friend thinks so

8 I'm learnding!

I don't think so

9 When I grow up, I want to be a principal, or a caterpillar!

Ralph is the best TV character of all time, that's for sure, no doubt about it.

10 I bent my Wookie

How do you even do that?

*Laughs* I'm in danger

Wookie sounds like grookey

Great star wars refference

The Contenders
11 This is my sandbox, I'm not allowed to go in the deep end.

Where is the deep end?

Oh my how deep is it

12 When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University

Well, he is as dumb as a cow, so guess that makes sense

Now we will know what happened if I see people selling a Wiggumburger

13 And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life.
14 I cheated wrong. I copied the Lisa name and used the Ralph answers.

Best quote ever, it really made me laugh! This guy is unbelievable! In my opinion this one should be the first place

You can't cheat wrong!

Been there done that

Lisa Simpson is a girl at my school

15 That made sour juice come out of my front tail

What about the chocolate from the behind moons

This made me laugh for three minutes straight


I'm dying!

16 I glued my head to my shoulder

Common! I was actually looking for that specific quote. it has to be his best!

It’s amazingly funny

to this day its still stuck

17 I like men now

I don't think they will get fed up and decide to finish the Simpsons unless any of the voice actors Homer or Marge or Bart or Lisa pass away. But there is going to be a sequel of the movie.

The movie. When they get fed up and decide to finish the Simpsons I think they should do a sequel before the last season.

Ralph is a good character - Liz Anya

This is by far the best one!

18 Um, Miss Hoover? There's a dog in the vent.

Best Ralph quote ever

19 I'm in danger

Best meme ever

20 I'm a Unitard

He is the boss

uni-retard ... a funny uni-retard

[cont'd] unicorn + retard = unitard

21 I choo-choo-choose you

On the card. "You Choo-Choo Choose me? "

22 Now there's two types of wet in my pants

Disgusting but I burst out laughing

23 Daddy's gun tastes like pennies!
24 I drink blue juice from under the sink!

Just plain comedy from a hilarious character

25 Candles taste like burning.
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