Top 10 Ralph Wiggum Quotes

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The Top Ten

1 Me fail English? That's unpossible.

I think you missed "I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there" when he was talking to Lisa. But this one's hilarious

My fave. But no quotes from earlier episodes like "What man can tame her" (Lisa's Pony) "that's candle wax" Ralph telling Homer he is eating candle wax.

This is the best one, by far

2 Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers

It is the best quote because the guy's name is "Super Intendant Chalmers" and he has obviously changed to something that rhymes with the name "Super Nintendo Chalmers" lol

Don't worrym He's learnding - SpectralOwl

3 Bart: Be there or be square. Ralph: I wanna be a triangle.

Same

4 Ralph: That's where I saw the leprechaun. Bart: Riiiiiight. Ralph: He told me to burn things.

lol

5 My cat's breath smells like cat food.

I throw this one out as often as anything else in my lexicon. It's important people know.

This was my message on an answering machine. It confused people.

I say this quote often

Another classic Ralph quote

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6 I'm learnding!
7 My grandma had hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever box.

Yes! Should be number 1

8 My imaginary friend thinks you're stupid
9 I Bent My Wookie

fail

10 When I grow up, I want to be a principal, or a caterpillar!

The Newcomers

? I only fell out two times
? Do the people my daddy shoots go to heaven?

The Contenders

11 I cheated wrong. I copied the Lisa name and used the Ralph answers.

Best quote ever, it really made me laugh! This guy is unbelievable! In my opinion this one should be the first place

Lol so good

12 When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University

Well, he is as dumb as a cow, so guess that makes sense - SpectralOwl

FAIL.

13 This is my sandbox, I'm not allowed to go in the deep end.

fail

14 And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life.

fail

15 Ralph: Um, Miss Hoover? There's a dog in the vent. Ms. Hoover: Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside? Ralph: He was going to the bathroom.

Best Ralph quote ever

16 I like men now - Ralph

The movie. When they get fed up and decide to finish the Simpsons I think they should do a sequel before the last season.

Ralph is a good character - Liz Anya

This was where I lost it YeS THIS SHOULD BE THE TOP!

Haha

17 I glued my head to my shoulder

Common! I was actually looking for that specific quote. it has to be his best!

18 I'm a Unitard
19 That made sour juice come out of my front tail

Ralph Wiggum is BOSS

20 I Choo-Choo-Choose You

On the card. "You Choo-Choo Choose me? "

21 I'm in Danger

Best meme ever

22 My daddy shoots people
23 I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
24 Daddy's gun tastes like pennies!
25 I drink blue juice from under the sink!

lol

26 Ralph: I Have to Go to the Bathroom (10 Min Later Skinner: Are You Done Yet Ralph: I Finished Before We Came In

lol

27 All of my friends have birthdays this year!
28 Now there's two types of wet in my pants
29 I had a dream where elmo and toy story had a party and I went there.
30 Somebody should iron you!
31 Go Banana
32 "Candles taste like burning".
33 I eat the crumbs on my head
34 Somebody took my juice money
35 I eated the purple berries. They taste like burning!
36 I'm a fatality
37 Why do people run away from me
38 I'm a furniture
39 I'm a brick!
40 If mommy's purse didn't belong in the microwave, why did it fit?
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1. When I grow up, I want to be a principal, or a caterpillar!
2. I Bent My Wookie
3. When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University
JCHOW
1. Me fail English? That's unpossible.
2. Bart: Be there or be square. Ralph: I wanna be a triangle.
3. I'm learnding!
Ajkloth
1. Me fail English? That's unpossible.
2. Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers
3. Ralph: That's where I saw the leprechaun. Bart: Riiiiiight. Ralph: He told me to burn things.
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