Top 10 Ralph Wiggum Quotes

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The Top Ten

1 Me fail English? That's unpossible.

I think you missed "I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there" when he was talking to Lisa. But this one's hilarious

This is the best one, by far

2 Bart: Be there or be square. Ralph: I wanna be a triangle.

Same

3 Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers

It is the best quote because the guy's name is "Super Intendant Chalmers" and he has obviously changed to something that rhymes with the name "Super Nintendo Chalmers" lol

Don't worrym He's learnding - SpectralOwl

4 Ralph: That's where I saw the leprechaun. Bart: Riiiiiight. Ralph: He told me to burn things.

lol

5 I'm learnding!
6 My cat's breath smells like cat food.

I throw this one out as often as anything else in my lexicon. It's important people know.

I say this quote often

This was my message on an answering machine. It confused people.

so funny.

7 My imaginary friend thinks you're stupid
8 My grandma had hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever box.

Yes! Should be number 1

9 I Bent My Wookie

fail

10 When I grow up, I want to be a principal, or a caterpillar!

The Newcomers

? That made sour juice come out of my front tail

The Contenders

11 I cheated wrong. I copied the Lisa name and used the Ralph answers.

Best quote ever, it really made me laugh! This guy is unbelievable! In my opinion this one should be the first place

Lol so good

12 And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life.

fail

13 This is my sandbox, I'm not allowed to go in the deep end.

fail

14 When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University

Well, he is as dumb as a cow, so guess that makes sense - SpectralOwl

FAIL.

15 Ralph: Um, Miss Hoover? There's a dog in the vent. Ms. Hoover: Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside? Ralph: He was going to the bathroom.

Best Ralph quote ever

16 I glued my head to my shoulder - Ralph

Common! I was actually looking for that specific quote. it has to be his best!

17 I like men now - Ralph

This was where I lost it YeS THIS SHOULD BE THE TOP!

Haha

18 I'm a Unitard
19 I Choo-Choo-Choose You
20 I'm in Danger

Best meme ever

21 I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
22 My daddy shoots people
23 All of my friends have birthdays this year!
24 I drink blue juice from under the sink!

lol

25 Now there's two types of wet in my pants
26 Ralph: I Have to Go to the Bathroom (10 Min Later Skinner: Are You Done Yet Ralph: I Finished Before We Came In

lol

27 Daddy's gun tastes like pennies!
28 I had a dream where elmo and toy story had a party and I went there.
29 Somebody should iron you!
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Top Remixes

1. When I grow up, I want to be a principal, or a caterpillar!
2. I Bent My Wookie
3. When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University
JCHOW
1. Me fail English? That's unpossible.
2. Bart: Be there or be square. Ralph: I wanna be a triangle.
3. I'm learnding!
Ajkloth
1. Me fail English? That's unpossible.
2. Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers
3. Ralph: That's where I saw the leprechaun. Bart: Riiiiiight. Ralph: He told me to burn things.
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