Top 10 Ralph Wiggum Quotes

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The Top Ten

1 Me fail English? That's unpossible.

I think you missed "I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there" when he was talking to Lisa. But this one's hilarious

2 Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers

It is the best quote because the guy's name is "Super Intendant Chalmers" and he has obviously changed to something that rhymes with the name "Super Nintendo Chalmers" lol

Don't worrym He's learnding - SpectralOwl

3 Bart: Be there or be square. Ralph: I wanna be a triangle.
4 Ralph: That's where I saw the leprechaun. Bart: Riiiiiight. Ralph: He told me to burn things.

lol

5 I'm learnding!
6 My cat's breath smells like cat food.

I throw this one out as often as anything else in my lexicon. It's important people know.

I say this quote often

so funny.

7 My imaginary friend thinks you're stupid
8 I cheated wrong. I copied the Lisa name and used the Ralph answers.

Best quote ever, it really made me laugh! This guy is unbelievable! In my opinion this one should be the first place

9 My grandma had hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever box.

Yes! Should be number 1

10 I Bent My Wookie

fail

The Contenders

11 And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life.

fail

12 When I grow up, I want to be a principal, or a caterpillar!
13 This is my sandbox, I'm not allowed to go in the deep end.

fail

14 When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University

Well, he is as dumb as a cow, so guess that makes sense - SpectralOwl

FAIL.

15 Ralph: Um, Miss Hoover? There's a dog in the vent. Ms. Hoover: Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside? Ralph: He was going to the bathroom.

Best Ralph quote ever

16 I glued my head to my shoulder - Ralph

Common! I was actually looking for that specific quote. it has to be his best!

17 I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
18 I Choo-Choo-Choose You
19 I like men now - Ralph
20 I'm in Danger

Best meme ever

21 My daddy shoots people
22 I'm a Unitard
23 I drink blue juice from under the sink!

lol

24 Now there's two types of wet in my pants
25 Ralph: I Have to Go to the Bathroom (10 Min Later Skinner: Are You Done Yet Ralph: I Finished Before We Came In

lol

26 All of my friends have birthdays this year!
27 I had a dream where elmo and toy story had a party and I went there.
28 Somebody should iron you!
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Top Remixes

1. When I grow up, I want to be a principal, or a caterpillar!
2. I Bent My Wookie
3. When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University
JCHOW
1. Me fail English? That's unpossible.
2. Bart: Be there or be square. Ralph: I wanna be a triangle.
3. I'm learnding!
Ajkloth
1. Me fail English? That's unpossible.
2. Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers
3. Ralph: That's where I saw the leprechaun. Bart: Riiiiiight. Ralph: He told me to burn things.
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