Top 10 Ralph Wiggum Quotes
The Top Ten
I think you missed "I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there" when he was talking to Lisa. But this one's hilarious
My fave. But no quotes from earlier episodes like "What man can tame her" (Lisa's Pony) "that's candle wax" Ralph telling Homer he is eating candle wax.
This is the best one, by far
Bart: you’re not invited
It is the best quote because the guy's name is "Super Intendant Chalmers" and he has obviously changed to something that rhymes with the name "Super Nintendo Chalmers" lol
Haha super nintendo
Don't worrym He's learnding
I say this quote often
I throw this one out as often as anything else in my lexicon. It's important people know.
This was my message on an answering machine. It confused people.
This is something that keeps me alive in the mornings
Yes! Should be number 1
It’s funny and my friend thinks so
I don't think so
Ralph is the best TV character of all time, that's for sure, no doubt about it.
How do you even do that?
*Laughs* I'm in danger
Wookie sounds like grookey
Where is the deep end?
wait mee too
Now we will know what happened if I see people selling a Wiggumburger
Well, he is as dumb as a cow, so guess that makes sense
Best quote ever, it really made me laugh! This guy is unbelievable! In my opinion this one should be the first place
stay in school kids even if were in quarantine
You can't cheat wrong!
Lol so good
Ralph Wiggum is BOSS
This made me laugh for three minutes straight
first, it's sour than its always disgustan
to this day its still stuck
Common! I was actually looking for that specific quote. it has to be his best!
Best Ralph quote ever
I don't think they will get fed up and decide to finish the Simpsons unless any of the voice actors Homer or Marge or Bart or Lisa pass away. But there is going to be a sequel of the movie.
The movie. When they get fed up and decide to finish the Simpsons I think they should do a sequel before the last season.
Ralph is a good character - Liz Anya
imagine he ends up with Bart
Best meme ever
He is the boss
uni-retard ... a funny uni-retard
[cont'd] unicorn + retard = unitard
On the card. "You Choo-Choo Choose me? "
Disgusting but I burst out laughing
Just plain comedy from a hilarious character
Lol I love ralph also I'm finding nemo.
Ha-ha you wet your pants
That would be the most embarrassing thing I would ever say in kindergarten
Early Ralph when kids might accidentally say that.
Where Ralph tries to go back where he came from on the episode the book job
yes I do
Ralph isn't really that dumb, he was just dumbed down more and more to make him more funny.