Top 10 Ralph Wiggum Quotes

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1 Me fail English? That's unpossible.

My fave. But no quotes from earlier episodes like "What man can tame her" (Lisa's Pony) "that's candle wax" Ralph telling Homer he is eating candle wax.

This is the best one, by far

I think you missed "I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there" when he was talking to Lisa. But this one's hilarious

2 Bart: Be there or be square. Ralph: I wanna be a triangle.

Same

3 Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers

It is the best quote because the guy's name is "Super Intendant Chalmers" and he has obviously changed to something that rhymes with the name "Super Nintendo Chalmers" lol

Don't worrym He's learnding - SpectralOwl

4 Ralph: That's where I saw the leprechaun. Bart: Riiiiiight. Ralph: He told me to burn things.

lol

5 My grandma had hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever box.

The best

Yes! Should be number 1

6 My cat's breath smells like cat food.

This is something that keeps me alive in the mornings

Another classic Ralph quote

This was my message on an answering machine. It confused people.

I say this quote often

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7 I'm learnding!
8 My imaginary friend thinks you're stupid
9 When I grow up, I want to be a principal, or a caterpillar!
10 I Bent My Wookie

It is random

fail

The Newcomers

? My mommy says I'm special
? I want to go back in mommy

The Contenders

11 When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University

Well, he is as dumb as a cow, so guess that makes sense - SpectralOwl

FAIL.

12 This is my sandbox, I'm not allowed to go in the deep end.

fail

13 And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life.

fail

14 I cheated wrong. I copied the Lisa name and used the Ralph answers.

Lol so good

Best quote ever, it really made me laugh! This guy is unbelievable! In my opinion this one should be the first place

15 That made sour juice come out of my front tail

Ralph Wiggum is BOSS

16 Ralph: Um, Miss Hoover? There's a dog in the vent. Ms. Hoover: Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside? Ralph: He was going to the bathroom.

Best Ralph quote ever

17 I glued my head to my shoulder

Common! I was actually looking for that specific quote. it has to be his best!

18 I like men now

The movie. When they get fed up and decide to finish the Simpsons I think they should do a sequel before the last season.

Ralph is a good character - Liz Anya

This was where I lost it YeS THIS SHOULD BE THE TOP!

Haha

19 I'm a Unitard

He is the boss

20 I'm in Danger

Best meme ever

21 I Choo-Choo-Choose You

On the card. "You Choo-Choo Choose me? "

22 My daddy shoots people

Lol I love ralph also I'm finding nemo.

23 I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
24 Daddy's gun tastes like pennies!
25 Ralph: I Have to Go to the Bathroom (10 Min Later Skinner: Are You Done Yet Ralph: I Finished Before We Came In

Ha-ha you wet your pants

lol

26 All of my friends have birthdays this year!
27 Go Banana
28 I'm a fatality
29 I drink blue juice from under the sink!

lol

30 "Candles taste like burning".
31 Now there's two types of wet in my pants
32 Somebody should iron you!
33 If mommy's purse didn't belong in the microwave, why did it fit?
34 I had a dream where elmo and toy story had a party and I went there.
35 I eat the crumbs on my head
36 Somebody took my juice money
37 I eated the purple berries. They taste like burning!
38 Do the people my daddy shoots go to heaven?
39 I only fell out two times
40 Why do people run away from me
41 I'm a furniture
42 I'm a brick!
43 I want back in!

Where Ralph tries to go back where he came from on the episode the book job

44 Why does mommy’s purse fit in the microwave if it doesn’t belong?
45 That is so 1991
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1. When I grow up, I want to be a principal, or a caterpillar!
2. I Bent My Wookie
3. When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University
JCHOW
1. Me fail English? That's unpossible.
2. Bart: Be there or be square. Ralph: I wanna be a triangle.
3. I'm learnding!
Ajkloth
1. Me fail English? That's unpossible.
2. Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers
3. Ralph: That's where I saw the leprechaun. Bart: Riiiiiight. Ralph: He told me to burn things.
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