Top 10 Ralph Wiggum Quotes

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The Top Ten

1 Me fail English? That's unpossible.

I think you missed "I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there" when he was talking to Lisa. But this one's hilarious

This is the best one, by far

2 Bart: Be there or be square. Ralph: I wanna be a triangle.

Same

3 Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers

It is the best quote because the guy's name is "Super Intendant Chalmers" and he has obviously changed to something that rhymes with the name "Super Nintendo Chalmers" lol

Don't worrym He's learnding - SpectralOwl

4 Ralph: That's where I saw the leprechaun. Bart: Riiiiiight. Ralph: He told me to burn things.

lol

5 I'm learnding!
6 My cat's breath smells like cat food.

I throw this one out as often as anything else in my lexicon. It's important people know.

I say this quote often

This was my message on an answering machine. It confused people.

so funny.

7 My grandma had hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever box.

Yes! Should be number 1

8 My imaginary friend thinks you're stupid
9 When I grow up, I want to be a principal, or a caterpillar!
10 I Bent My Wookie

fail

The Newcomers

? I eated the purple berries. They taste like burning!

The Contenders

11 I cheated wrong. I copied the Lisa name and used the Ralph answers.

Best quote ever, it really made me laugh! This guy is unbelievable! In my opinion this one should be the first place

Lol so good

12 And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life.

fail

13 This is my sandbox, I'm not allowed to go in the deep end.

fail

14 When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University

Well, he is as dumb as a cow, so guess that makes sense - SpectralOwl

FAIL.

15 Ralph: Um, Miss Hoover? There's a dog in the vent. Ms. Hoover: Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside? Ralph: He was going to the bathroom.

Best Ralph quote ever

16 I like men now - Ralph

Ralph is a good character - Liz Anya

This was where I lost it YeS THIS SHOULD BE THE TOP!

Haha

17 I glued my head to my shoulder - Ralph

Common! I was actually looking for that specific quote. it has to be his best!

18 I'm a Unitard
19 I Choo-Choo-Choose You
20 I'm in Danger

Best meme ever

21 That made sour juice come out of my front tail
22 I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
23 My daddy shoots people
24 Daddy's gun tastes like pennies!
25 All of my friends have birthdays this year!
26 I drink blue juice from under the sink!

lol

27 Now there's two types of wet in my pants
28 Ralph: I Have to Go to the Bathroom (10 Min Later Skinner: Are You Done Yet Ralph: I Finished Before We Came In

lol

29 Somebody should iron you!
30 "Candles taste like burning".
31 I eat the crumbs on my head
32 I had a dream where elmo and toy story had a party and I went there.
33 Why do people run away from me
34 Go Banana
35 Somebody took my juice money
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Top Remixes

1. When I grow up, I want to be a principal, or a caterpillar!
2. I Bent My Wookie
3. When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University
JCHOW
1. Me fail English? That's unpossible.
2. Bart: Be there or be square. Ralph: I wanna be a triangle.
3. I'm learnding!
Ajkloth
1. Me fail English? That's unpossible.
2. Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers
3. Ralph: That's where I saw the leprechaun. Bart: Riiiiiight. Ralph: He told me to burn things.
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