Top 10 Ralph Wiggum Quotes
The Top Ten
I think you missed "I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there" when he was talking to Lisa. But this one's hilarious
My fave. But no quotes from earlier episodes like "What man can tame her" (Lisa's Pony) "that's candle wax" Ralph telling Homer he is eating candle wax.
This is the best one, by far
Bart: you’re not invited
It is the best quote because the guy's name is "Super Intendant Chalmers" and he has obviously changed to something that rhymes with the name "Super Nintendo Chalmers" lol
Haha super nintendo
Don't worrym He's learnding - SpectralOwl
I say this quote often
I throw this one out as often as anything else in my lexicon. It's important people know.
This was my message on an answering machine. It confused people.
This is something that keeps me alive in the mornings
Yes! Should be number 1
It’s funny and my friend thinks so
I don't think so
How do you even do that?
Wookie sounds like grookey
It is random
Well, he is as dumb as a cow, so guess that makes sense - SpectralOwl
Where is the deep end?
Best quote ever, it really made me laugh! This guy is unbelievable! In my opinion this one should be the first place
Lol so good
Lisa Simpson is a girl at my school
Ralph Wiggum is BOSS
This made me laugh for three minutes straight
Best Ralph quote ever
Common! I was actually looking for that specific quote. it has to be his best!
Best meme ever
I don't think they will get fed up and decide to finish the Simpsons unless any of the voice actors Homer or Marge or Bart or Lisa pass away. But there is going to be a sequel of the movie.
The movie. When they get fed up and decide to finish the Simpsons I think they should do a sequel before the last season.
Ralph is a good character - Liz Anya
This is by far the best one!
On the card. "You Choo-Choo Choose me? "
yes - yee23456765
He is the boss
[cont'd] unicorn + retard = unitard
Disgusting but I burst out laughing
Lol I love ralph also I'm finding nemo.
Just plain comedy from a hilarious character
Ha-ha you wet your pants
That would be the most embarrassing thing I would ever say in kindergarten
Early Ralph when kids might accidentally say that.
Ralph isn't really that dumb, he was just dumbed down more and more to make him more funny.
Where Ralph tries to go back where he came from on the episode the book job