Top 10 Ralph Wiggum Quotes

The Top Ten
1 Me fail English? That's unpossible.

My fave. But no quotes from earlier episodes like "What man can tame her" (Lisa's Pony) "that's candle wax" Ralph telling Homer he is eating candle wax.

I think you missed "I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there" when he was talking to Lisa. But this one's hilarious

Me think too you do not fail English.

2 I wanna be a triangle.

Bart: you're not invited

3 My cat's breath smells like cat food.

I throw this one out as often as anything else in my lexicon. It's important people know.

This was my message on an answering machine. It confused people.

4 When I grow up, I want to be a principal, or a caterpillar!

Ralph is the best TV character of all time, that's for sure, no doubt about it.

5 I bent my Wookie
6 When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University
7 And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life.
8 I'm learnding!

I don't think so

9 This is my sandbox, I'm not allowed to go in the deep end.

Where is the deep end?

Oh my how deep is it

10 Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers
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11 My grandma had hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever box.
12 My imaginary friend thinks you're stupid
13 I cheated wrong. I copied the Lisa name and used the Ralph answers.

Best quote ever, it really made me laugh! This guy is unbelievable! In my opinion this one should be the first place

14 I glued my head to my shoulder

Common! I was actually looking for that specific quote. it has to be his best!

15 That made sour juice come out of my front tail
16 That's where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things.
17 I like men now

I don't think they will get fed up and decide to finish the Simpsons unless any of the voice actors Homer or Marge or Bart or Lisa pass away. But there is going to be a sequel of the movie.

The movie. When they get fed up and decide to finish the Simpsons I think they should do a sequel before the last season.

18 I'm in danger
19 I'm a Unitard
20 I choo-choo-choose you

On the card. "You Choo-Choo Choose me? "

21 Um, Miss Hoover? There's a dog in the vent.

Best Ralph quote ever

22 Now there's two types of wet in my pants
23 Daddy's gun tastes like pennies!
24 I drink blue juice from under the sink!
25 Candles taste like burning.
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