Top Ten Random and Amusing Snippets of ConverstationBritgirl Lunch time in central London. People rushing by in a blur, snippets hanging in the air, ready to be plucked and put into my notebook. Here are my top ten. If you've heard any, feel free to add.
The Top Ten
I can only imagine what that conversation was about! - Britgirl
I can only assume the American tourist was talking about The Shard... - Britgirl
Would have loved to have followed that gentleman to hear the rest of it. - Britgirl
Yes...and so is my hearing, pal. - Britgirl
Translates in English as: hello my good man. Everything is fine. Where are you? Stay there and I'll come to you. - Britgirl
OK, this is just weird. Who knows what was going on in that guy's crazy, crazy world. - PositronWildhawk
Yes, I was there. It was aloud, it was genuine, it was in public, it was at about 80 decibels, and I was one of several people staring at him. I laugh about it long afterwards. - PositronWildhawk
Queue here for basic French lessons. - BritgirlV 1 Comment
At least that's what it sounded like... - Britgirl
I don't know why this is funny. Haha! - funnyuser
Seriously? Is this for real? Love this. Laugh out loud! - Britgirl
My brother tends to talk in his sleep. One time, as usual, I had no idea what he was saying, but I caught "No, it's a vulture! " and thought, peculiar thoughts crossing his mind, as usual. Any thoughts that do cross his mind, though, take a long and winding road. - PositronWildhawk
This reminds me of Victor Meldrew when he sleeptalks. He tends to say: "Not with the pastry! " That made me laugh! - Britgirl
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2. No, you imbecile, we are NOT WATCHING ME GET AN ENEMA!
3. You open a can of beans, right? Only to find sodding mushrooms!
2. Christ, woman. You know I hate egg mayonnaise!
3. It's not all that big. I've seen bigger!