Top Ten Random and Amusing Snippets of Converstation
Lunch time in central London. People rushing by in a blur, snippets hanging in the air, ready to be plucked and put into my notebook. Here are my top ten. If you've heard any, feel free to add.I can only imagine what that conversation was about!
Yes, I was there. It was aloud, it was genuine, it was in public, it was at about 80 decibels, and I was one of several people staring at him. I laugh about it long afterwards.
Would have loved to have followed that gentleman to hear the rest of it.
OK, this is just weird. Who knows what was going on in that guy's crazy, crazy world.
I don't know why this is funny. Haha!
Translates in English as: hello my good man. Everything is fine. Where are you? Stay there and I'll come to you.
I can only assume the American tourist was talking about The Shard...
Yes...and so is my hearing, pal.
Queue here for basic French lessons.
At least that's what it sounded like...
My brother tends to talk in his sleep. One time, as usual, I had no idea what he was saying, but I caught "No, it's a vulture! " and thought, peculiar thoughts crossing his mind, as usual. Any thoughts that do cross his mind, though, take a long and winding road.
This reminds me of Victor Meldrew when he sleeptalks. He tends to say: "Not with the pastry! " That made me laugh!