Top Ten Random and Amusing Snippets of Converstation

Britgirl
Lunch time in central London. People rushing by in a blur, snippets hanging in the air, ready to be plucked and put into my notebook. Here are my top ten. If you've heard any, feel free to add.

The Top Ten

1 Man on mobile: Yeah, she's still on the job... What? No it's still very tender.

I can only imagine what that conversation was about! - Britgirl

2 Christ, woman. You know I hate egg mayonnaise!
3 It's not all that big. I've seen bigger!

I can only assume the American tourist was talking about The Shard... - Britgirl

4 They were squashed THREE TIMES!

Would have loved to have followed that gentleman to hear the rest of it. - Britgirl

5 Take it! Take it! Me back's going!

Yes...and so is my hearing, pal. - Britgirl

6 Teenager on phone: 'Sup blud? Sorted! Where you at? Stay rooted, me come check ya.


Translates in English as: hello my good man. Everything is fine. Where are you? Stay there and I'll come to you. - Britgirl

7 You open a can of beans, right? Only to find sodding mushrooms!

OK, this is just weird. Who knows what was going on in that guy's crazy, crazy world. - PositronWildhawk

8 No, you imbecile, we are NOT WATCHING ME GET AN ENEMA!

Yes, I was there. It was aloud, it was genuine, it was in public, it was at about 80 decibels, and I was one of several people staring at him. I laugh about it long afterwards. - PositronWildhawk

9 Oui is "yes" in French

Queue here for basic French lessons. - Britgirl

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10 Yeah... bunch of bankers

At least that's what it sounded like... - Britgirl

The Contenders

11 There's nothing I can do for you, sir; you ate it.
12 On phone: Cats do not talk. They have never been able to talk, and unless they become superintelligent, they never will. No, Garfield does not count.

I don't know why this is funny. Haha! - funnyuser

13 Ma'am, we can't law enforce your cheeseburger!

Seriously? Is this for real? Love this. Laugh out loud! - Britgirl

14 She's getting too big for my liking!
15 No, it's a vulture!

My brother tends to talk in his sleep. One time, as usual, I had no idea what he was saying, but I caught "No, it's a vulture! " and thought, peculiar thoughts crossing his mind, as usual. Any thoughts that do cross his mind, though, take a long and winding road. - PositronWildhawk

This reminds me of Victor Meldrew when he sleeptalks. He tends to say: "Not with the pastry! " That made me laugh! - Britgirl

16 From Russia With Love
17 He made me lick it
18 I told you, my bookcase is not ready yet!
19 Hello!!! That's penny with a capital P!
20 I told you already, he has a British accent! Wait......there's a McDonalds to the left, right?
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1. Man on mobile: Yeah, she's still on the job... What? No it's still very tender.
2. No, you imbecile, we are NOT WATCHING ME GET AN ENEMA!
3. You open a can of beans, right? Only to find sodding mushrooms!
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1. Man on mobile: Yeah, she's still on the job... What? No it's still very tender.
2. Christ, woman. You know I hate egg mayonnaise!
3. It's not all that big. I've seen bigger!
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