Top Ten Random and Bizarre Things to Do In Your Spare Time

PositronWildhawk
Don't worry as you read this list. I'm not completely insane.

The Top Ten

1 Surf on a Triceratops around the Eastern coast of Japan

What would be even better is if the Triceratops fights Godzilla. - ethanmeinster

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2 Re-enact the Battle of Waterloo by horseriding Siberian Tigers on the streets of London

PositronWildhawk: Hard to believe now, but he really did used to have quite a brilliant brain.

Actually, my friend, I find these funny and I'm terrified about what that says about me. Haha! - Britgirl

People around them would stare, but if they see a camera, they'll just look away. - PositronWildhawk

I just loved this random list, best random one I've read ecepet Ksunu's random messages... I was laughing a lot through the read - thanks, Posron! - HezarioSeth

3 Whip random people with a long strand of spaghetti and use any money you knock off them to buy wings

This is officially the randomest list on this entire website! - NintendoROCK3T

4 Tap dance on a killer whale as you fall from a plane 20,000 feet above ground level

I can only imagine it. It'd definitely make a vine

5 Go-kart race against Barack Obama whilst throwing bowls of ratatouille from the passenger seat at starving mongeese

Very well, thanks for asking! Ha ha ha! Very well, indeed! - PositronWildhawk

That's what I'm worried about... - beatles

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6 Tow a broken down double decker bus with your tongue while singing "La La Bomba"

Would you ever be able to talk the same way again? Or would that be the least of your worries? - PositronWildhawk

7 March across France with one hand tucked into your coat, then goosestep across Germany and Cossack dance across the former Soviet Bloc

Basil Fawlty may have attempted this. And would have been punched the moment he started it. - PositronWildhawk

8 Knock on random doors asking them whether they wish to be enlightened by a strip of silver broccoli
9 Make up your own language and try to teach it to random people

I am doing that right now boys:Slurpy language girls:Snow Cone language

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10 Flirt with rabid pigeons and be heartbroken when they fly away

Yes, I am doubting this person's sanity right now. - PositronWildhawk

Bizarre indeed, since birds don't get rabies!

I'd love to do this in public.

Once upon a time, BOB was peacefully walking through the park when he spotted a little pigeon named Lulu. " Hello. "
" Hi. " BOB was enchanted by this beautiful pigeon. " I have to go BOB. I'll see you soon! Byeee! " *flys away*
BOB: :'(
BOB, " NOOO COME BACK! "




Well, that's what my brother told me
~Owlpaw

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The Contenders

11 Get on a plane with (insert annoying celebrity)'s entire fanbase and then when you say something bad about said celebrity, they throw you off the plane and then you proceed to fall into a giant pot of tarantulas about to be eaten by a giant Morgan Freeman
12 Listen To A Justin Bieber Album

Well, that's a good way to kill yourself. - LordDovahkiin

13 Snowboard whilst juggling running chainsaws with one finger whilst reciting Shakespeare

It just won't end well, will it? - PositronWildhawk

14 Run naked down Times Square with Will Smith while trying to escape gorillas on bicycles

Is this Will's new movie? - PositronWildhawk

15 Add an uncountable amount of new items to this list while trying to guess which country certain farts came from and simultaneously perform experiments with your own feces and dry hump the hindpaws of an Australian cattle shepherd that you adopted from lux

Embourg, then stuff an oversized pillow pet through a car tire, then a torn up shoe box, then a trash can with a hole in the bottom of it all while getting your fingernails removed one by one by some guy named Hector. I added this item to this list, but it seems it was so long that the whole thing was unable to fit. It's about as absurd and far fetched as it gets.

16 Raise a newborn kitten with a newborn wolverine and see what happens
17 Rollerskate completely naked on top of a mini-van driving at 80 MPH, while tapping your nose and reciting the entire script of "Bio dome" backwards.
18 Wear a wedding dress in Syria
19 Eat your way to inner earth
20 Have sex on top of a Bugatti going at 200 MPH while alternating between singing Beatles songs and talking about cats driving Audis.

Insanity I say. INSANITY! - RiverClanRocks

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1. Surf on a Triceratops around the Eastern coast of Japan
2. Re-enact the Battle of Waterloo by horseriding Siberian Tigers on the streets of London
3. Whip random people with a long strand of spaghetti and use any money you knock off them to buy wings
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