Top Ten Random and Bizarre Things to Do In Your Spare Time

Don't worry as you read this list. I'm not completely insane.

The Top Ten

Surf on a Triceratops around the Eastern coast of Japan

Come on, who hasn't done that? - MarioMaster101

What would be even better is if the Triceratops fights Godzilla. - ethanmeinster

Don't forget to get snapshots! - PositronWildhawk

Hahaa Eastern coast! Haha - keyson

Whip random people with a long strand of spaghetti and use any money you knock off them to buy wings


This is officially the randomest list on this entire website! - NintendoROCK3T

Re-enact the Battle of Waterloo by horseriding Siberian Tigers on the streets of London

PositronWildhawk: Hard to believe now, but he really did used to have quite a brilliant brain.

Actually, my friend, I find these funny and I'm terrified about what that says about me. Haha! - Britgirl

People around them would stare, but if they see a camera, they'll just look away. - PositronWildhawk

I just loved this random list, best random one I've read ecepet Ksunu's random messages... I was laughing a lot through the read - thanks, Posron! - HezarioSeth

Tap dance on a killer whale as you fall from a plane 20,000 feet above ground level

I can only imagine it. It'd definitely make a vine

Go-kart race against Barack Obama whilst throwing bowls of ratatouille from the passenger seat at starving mongeese

Very well, thanks for asking! Ha ha ha! Very well, indeed! - PositronWildhawk

That's what I'm worried about... - beatles

PositronWildhawk, are you OK? - beatles

Tow a broken down double decker bus with your tongue while singing "La La Bomba"

Would you ever be able to talk the same way again? Or would that be the least of your worries? - PositronWildhawk

March across France with one hand tucked into your coat, then goosestep across Germany and Cossack dance across the former Soviet Bloc

Basil Fawlty may have attempted this. And would have been punched the moment he started it. - PositronWildhawk

Knock on random doors asking them whether they wish to be enlightened by a strip of silver broccoli

Um guys nun of these makes sense!

Make up your own language and try to teach it to random people

I am doing that right now boys:Slurpy language girls:Snow Cone language

The most popular word in the language is sosos- soy sauce

Flirt with rabid pigeons and be heartbroken when they fly away

Yes, I am doubting this person's sanity right now. - PositronWildhawk

Bizarre indeed, since birds don't get rabies!

I'd love to do this in public.

I met this one pigeon named maya she broke my heart. :( lolololollololololololkol

The Contenders

Listen To A Justin Bieber Album

Well, that's a good way to kill yourself. - LordDovahkiin

Snowboard whilst juggling running chainsaws with one finger whilst reciting Shakespeare

I can snowboard pretty well, but I can't juggle.

It just won't end well, will it? - PositronWildhawk

Get on a plane with (insert annoying celebrity)'s entire fanbase and then when you say something bad about said celebrity, they throw you off the plane and then you proceed to fall into a giant pot of tarantulas about to be eaten by a giant Morgan Freeman
Run naked down Times Square with Will Smith while trying to escape gorillas on bicycles

Is this Will's new movie? - PositronWildhawk

Eat your way to inner earth

I would do this if the earth was made of CHEESE

Raise a newborn kitten with a newborn wolverine and see what happens
Have sex on top of a Bugatti going at 200 MPH while alternating between singing Beatles songs and talking about cats driving Audis.

This is absolutely something you don't see every day - Swiftdawn

Insanity I say. INSANITY! - RiverClanRocks

Add an uncountable amount of new items to this list while trying to guess which country certain farts came from and simultaneously perform experiments with your own feces and dry hump the hindpaws of an Australian cattle shepherd that you adopted from lux

Embourg, then stuff an oversized pillow pet through a car tire, then a torn up shoe box, then a trash can with a hole in the bottom of it all while getting your fingernails removed one by one by some guy named Hector. I added this item to this list, but it seems it was so long that the whole thing was unable to fit. It's about as absurd and far fetched as it gets.

Rollerskate completely naked on top of a mini-van driving at 80 MPH, while tapping your nose and reciting the entire script of "Bio dome" backwards.
Wear a wedding dress in Syria
Jump to a pit of snakes and spiders
Beat up Barack Obama in Comic Con because you were pretending to be Batman, but not before putting on a tutu and doing the tango with a tiger.
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