1 Surf on a Triceratops around the Eastern coast of Japan
What would be even better is if the Triceratops fights Godzilla.
2 Whip random people with a long strand of spaghetti and use any money you knock off them to buy wings
This is officially the randomest list on this entire website!
3 Re-enact the Battle of Waterloo by horseriding Siberian Tigers on the streets of London
PositronWildhawk: Hard to believe now, but he really did used to have quite a brilliant brain.
Actually, my friend, I find these funny and I'm terrified about what that says about me. Haha!
People around them would stare, but if they see a camera, they'll just look away.
Hm. Sounds very relaxing, I'm going to add this to my to do list today.
4 Tap dance on a killer whale as you fall from a plane 20,000 feet above ground level
5 Go-kart race against Barack Obama whilst throwing bowls of ratatouille from the passenger seat at starving mongeese
Very well, thanks for asking! Ha ha ha! Very well, indeed!
6 Tow a broken down double decker bus with your tongue while singing "La La Bomba"
Would you ever be able to talk the same way again? Or would that be the least of your worries?
7 Knock on random doors asking them whether they wish to be enlightened by a strip of silver broccoli
Um guys nun of these makes sense!
8 March across France with one hand tucked into your coat, then goosestep across Germany and Cossack dance across the former Soviet Bloc
Basil Fawlty may have attempted this. And would have been punched the moment he started it.
9 Make up your own language and try to teach it to random people
10 Flirt with rabid pigeons and be heartbroken when they fly away
Yes, I am doubting this person's sanity right now.
Bizarre indeed, since birds don't get rabies!
I'd love to do this in public.
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11 Listen To A Justin Bieber Album
12 Snowboard whilst juggling running chainsaws with one finger whilst reciting Shakespeare
I can snowboard pretty well, but I can't juggle.
It just won't end well, will it?
13 Get on a plane with (insert annoying celebrity)'s entire fanbase and then when you say something bad about said celebrity, they throw you off the plane and then you proceed to fall into a giant pot of tarantulas about to be eaten by a giant Morgan Freeman
14 Run naked down Times Square with Will Smith while trying to escape gorillas on bicycles
Is this Will's new movie?
15 Eat your way to inner earth
16 Add an uncountable amount of new items to this list while trying to guess which country certain farts came from and simultaneously perform experiments with your own feces and dry hump the hindpaws of an Australian cattle shepherd that you adopted from lux
Embourg, then stuff an oversized pillow pet through a car tire, then a torn up shoe box, then a trash can with a hole in the bottom of it all while getting your fingernails removed one by one by some guy named Hector. I added this item to this list, but it seems it was so long that the whole thing was unable to fit. It's about as absurd and far fetched as it gets.
17 Raise a newborn kitten with a newborn wolverine and see what happens
18 Have sex on top of a Bugatti going at 200 MPH while alternating between singing Beatles songs and talking about cats driving Audis.
19 Beat up Barack Obama in Comic Con because you were pretending to be Batman, but not before putting on a tutu and doing the tango with a tiger.
20 Ride the moon with every muppet to exist
21 Rollerskate completely naked on top of a mini-van driving at 80 MPH, while tapping your nose and reciting the entire script of "Bio dome" backwards.
22 Wear a wedding dress in Syria
23 Jump to a pit of snakes and spiders
24 Awaken a thousand year old vampire man from a pillar and save humanity from him and his two partners in crime with the help of a Zeppili
"Your next line is..."
25 Eat chocolate cake while screaming at the top of your lungs at the zoo in a ball gown