Top Ten Random Comments to Make On a Food and Drinks List

The Top Ten
1 I love grapes! Do you like me? I hope you do like me but don't eat me! Eat the grape!

Grape humour. You could be stalked for that. I fore-seed it.

2 Soda makes me burp. Hi, Bob! Hi, Chris! Hi, Emily!
3 Yo! I'm a cool dude who hates pickles! Yo!

All pickles... But my own! Ain't that right, ladies?

Just don't tell dapper pickle

4 I sing songs in the shower about tacos!
5 I'm so hungry! Can I eat this food list please?
6 I love blueberries but I accidentally stepped on a blueberry yesterday.

Damn you! Blueberries deserve to be praised!

7 I'm seventeen years old so I ate seventeen cookies. Seventeen cookies was kind of too much. I'm not going to eat a hundred cookies when I'm a hundred years old.
8 I like bread. When I looked in the bread box I saw bread.
9 I had hot sauce on my rice last night and it was spicy! I yelled, "WATER! I NEED WATER!"
10 Dounts are so delicious so I went to the dount shop and the cops got mad because I got to the dount shop first.
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