Top Ten Random Comments to Make On a User Ranking List

The Top Ten
1 He doesn't even know how to count his hair. This shows his level of intelligence.

I tried this yesterday. I got to nine then gave up. I expect all my followers to desert me now.

I Have Counted my hair! Wanna know how? I am bald! nah not really,I haven't counted my hair either,if you wanna see my brain get a microscope

An avergae person's head has 150,000 hair follicles and 5 million in the whole human body.

Really? if he doesn't know how to count hair he's not intelligent mate.

2 This User is just stupid. Saw him masturbating yesterday.
3 I know he's really very kind and bulldogs here respect him
4 This user is awesome! He wears his underwear!

I guess I'm also awesome then... I wear my underwear.

Sadly, I don't. I wear only while going to school.

Everybody (hopefully) is awesome then.

That's kind of gross

5 Although her profile says she's just 17 years of age, I bet she has already achieved her menopause.

Well if she doesn't want a kid... Then lucky duck!

6 This top tenner is so cool. Achieved menarche and spermarche both at the age of just 12!
7 I'm only voting for him as I'm a gay.
8 If only he ate his chocolate properly... Anyway vote for him guys!
9 His/Her lists are Swimporrossisfussly!
10 I like his cat's personality. Really nice user!
The Contenders
11 That user may hate you, too
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