Top Ten Most Random Conversation Starters

The Top Ten

1 Spoons or forks?

Forks. They are used to eat more stuff. But I like both.

2 Approximately how many hairs do you have on your head?

3 What's your favorite letter?

A. I want my child to get all As on duh report card. (Said by a typical Asian parent)

4 What are your opinions on trapezoids?

5 What do you like on your waffles?

6 What do your shoes taste like?

I'm sorry, what?! A random conversation starter indeed! But I don't think it would last for long, especially if their foot was in your mouth.

7 Where do you live, child?

On Earth, but don't tell anyone please. It's a secret.

8 Will you help me to protest against car porn?

9 Do you think Abraham Lincoln was groovy?

He was for a politician.

10 When is now?

Inside Donald Trump.

The Contenders

11 Do you think I'm sexy?

Sorry people. Again I needed to add that one.

12 Can I have your phone number?

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