Top Ten Random and Dumb Things to Do When You See a Beautiful Girl Standing In Front Of You

How about Rap. I tried singing No Flex Zone but accidentally rapped No Pant Zone and her look was so weird. I don't like that song anymore though but at least it's not My X.

Except if she is a real heavy metal lover. Then it might become a conversation starter.

Hey Everyone Loves Heavy Metal and many girls(not my classmates ) love metal,but a few of em (here are my classmates ) love pop bands like one d

I guess she will find it funny

I did it, it worked

Lmfao haha I would totally do that

It depends on how he says it.

A perfect love story beginning ruined.

Yep. Whack. In the plums.

Then... kick in the nuts!

This would make me laugh! "Meh" is such a random and funny word. What would you do after you'd said it though? Walk away immediately or wait for a reaction? Just curious.

She'd think to herself... what should I do to him first... ? Rip out his soul or say I hate him?

Does every list on this site have something to do with Justin Bieber on it?

Why would you burn it? There could be money in there... That seems like a waste

Is it normal for them to call the police?

Your purse gonna die... Haha!

That's one way to get away with it without getting arrested.

It's not dumb, it's very rude.

Sounds good to me

Who in the heck would say this? Someone's gonna get slapped!

I know this is one of those sexual assault jokes but THIS IS PRICELESS I'm DYINF

*slowly walks away*

Oh, man. You're asking for it, dude.

You're abusing her on your first "date"!

Yeah slap that ass

This is what you do just get stuck in he's not a pervert