Top Ten Most Random Events That Never Happened

The Top Ten

1 Nicki Minaj Announces She's Ga- MARRIED TO POSITRONWILDHAWK

2 A Fat Guy Chases Me Around Until I Can't Breathe

3 Lugia Fights Shadow Lugia

4 Homer Sits On His MyPod For No Reason

5 Turkeyasylum eats MySpace

6 I Died My Hair Brown Even Though My Hair Is Already Brown

7 I Become A Normal Stuck Up Human Being

8 Aliens Kidnap a Popular Band

9 I Become Allergic to the New York Knicks

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