Top Ten Random and Funny Questions to Ask

The Top Ten

1 Have you ever kissed Hatsune Miku on the moon?

2 Can I dance inside a dishwasher?

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3 How do you climb a tree with your tongue?

4 Can you burn magma with ice?

5 Have you ever fired your boss?

6 Has Justin Bieber destroyed your ear drums yet?

7 Have you ever headbanged to the sound of a distressed apple?

8 What will happen if I jump on your head with Pikachu behind me doing Harlem Shake?

9 If Ashfur and Tigerstar are Creepypastas, can Firestar eat a green cheeseburger with star sprinkles on the top of Mount Everest?

10 Did you steal a banana and play music to it on Jupiter?

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The Contenders

11 Will the killer cookies die before the the sun crashed to the trapezoid-shaped-Luke Skywalker?

12 Did you see Philip sing show tunes with a tuba stuck to his left shoe while trying to write a paper on neck hair on upset puppies?

13 Have you ever taken a crap on poison ivy in the middle of the woods?

14 Have you ever licked the sun with your eyes?

15 Have you ever stuck your iPhone to your nose while flying on the wall?

16 Have you seen my nose?

17 How old is your pet rock from Finland?

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