Top Ten Random and Funny Things to Shout Out In a Posh Dining Room

PositronWildhawk
This is the list that Britgirl and I collaborated on, as suggested by an anonymous TopTenner in a list of members who should collaborate. You can all guess who came up with what.

The Top Ten

1 How dare you fart before my wife?!?! Had you no idea it was her turn first?!?!

I had to put this one in first. I just had to. - PositronWildhawk

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2 Interesting how this omelette smells so strong, and how small they cut the carrots

It's the one thing that they won't take as a compliment, right? Laugh out loud! - PositronWildhawk

3 Jeeves! Jeeves! There's a fly in my soup, old boy. Is this some kind of a joke?!

Say in a posh english accent! Then it will add to joke! Jeeves and Wooster, right?

4 Doesn't Burger King run this place?

Exactly! Load me up on those chicken fries! - ethanmeinster

5 Yes, of course I want my morning tea, Jeeves. What did you think I wanted, sarcasm on toast?!
6 I eat a lot! Why d'ya think my shin bones keep going?

Haha! This made me laugh, PositronWildhawk! This was the last one, wasn't it? Genius! - Britgirl

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7 Is that the loo or the kitchen?
8 I did a crap the size of a small tug-boat this morning, daahling!

Laugh out loud Awesome! Can't guess which of you two came up with though, but it's funny!

This one was hers. Made me laugh a lot. - PositronWildhawk

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9 Dread to think what dessert will be like...
10 Why are there so many naked pictures of you on the Internet?

Who added this?! Please 'fess up. I want to thank you personally. Most amusing. Can imagine this being asked aloud while surrounded by genteel folk and an aura which oozes decorum. Haha! - Britgirl

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The Contenders

11 Is that a coffin? Does it come after the soup?

Why is this the last? This is the epitome of funny. Sarcasm is good... - Britgirl

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12 I wanna lay down on the floor and pretend I'm a banana
13 Can we just go to Taco Bell I gotta take a crap and it's not going to smell pretty.
14 Penis!
15 Buttscratcher!
16 When you poop in your dreams, you poop for real.
17 So, you got cold sores, eh?
18 Sorry, do you guys know where the nearest McDonalds is?
19 Mind if I poop on my food to give it more flavor?
20 Your fly's down Jeeves
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1. How dare you fart before my wife?!?! Had you no idea it was her turn first?!?!
2. Interesting how this omelette smells so strong, and how small they cut the carrots
3. Jeeves! Jeeves! There's a fly in my soup, old boy. Is this some kind of a joke?!
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