Top Ten Random and Funny Things to Shout Out In a Posh Dining RoomThis is the list that Britgirl and I collaborated on, as suggested by an anonymous TopTenner in a list of members who should collaborate. You can all guess who came up with what.
I had to put this one in first. I just had to. - PositronWildhawk
Poor Wife she didn't get to fart.
I LOST MY LUNGS!
It's the one thing that they won't take as a compliment, right? Laugh out loud! - PositronWildhawk
Say in a posh english accent! Then it will add to joke! Jeeves and Wooster, right?
Exactly! Load me up on those chicken fries! - ethanmeinster
Haha! This made me laugh, PositronWildhawk! This was the last one, wasn't it? Genius! - Britgirl
And as s/he walks off, you hear unpleasant squelching noises. - PositronWildhawk
Laugh out loud Awesome! Can't guess which of you two came up with though, but it's funny!
Haha laugh out loud.
This one was hers. Made me laugh a lot. - PositronWildhawk
Who added this?! Please 'fess up. I want to thank you personally. Most amusing. Can imagine this being asked aloud while surrounded by genteel folk and an aura which oozes decorum. Haha! - Britgirl
I agree. This one was hilarious. - PositronWildhawk
Why is this the last? This is the epitome of funny. Sarcasm is good... - Britgirl
So good! I'm gonna use it the next time I'm in sn awful place.