Top 10 Random Moments to Shout "Allahu Akbar!"

The Top Ten

1 When You Failed At Your School Test

2 When Jesus Crucified

3 When Scotland Achieved Independence

4 When A Fish Slaps You In the Face

5 When Shrek Comes to Your House

6 When You Were Asked to Hang Out by Your Crush

7 At A Funeral

This is simply black humor at its brightest.

8 When God Notch Arrive to Give You the Minecraft Bible

9 When You Were Born in the Highway

I bet you are born at the highway cause accidents happens there

10 When the Nazis Rise Again

The Contenders

11 During Sex

12 When You Are About to Be Machine Gunned to Death by a Cheesecake

13 Before You Scare Someone

Instead of BOO you shout ALLAHU AKBAR!

14 At a Rocket Launch event

15 When you Ride a Roller Coaster

16 When a Volcano Erupts

17 During Star Wars Return of the Jedi

18 During a Nuclear War

19 While at the United Nations Headquarters

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