Top Ten Random Question-Titled Songs to Ask During a Serious Political Q&A Session

In a world of the most serious of issues (which, according to some is gaming, Anime and porn) there is politics. Leading politicians are ready to take and answer your questions on education, health, immigration....blah blah....Picture are getting bored and, looking around at the ashen-faced members of the public and the smugness of the politician, a smile plays around your lips. Your hand goes up and you are asked: "Yes, you at the back. What is your question please?" You inhale and then ask....
Any random question-titled song would do, just as long as it's irrelevant to the topic. So what would you ask...? :).

The Top Ten

1 Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? - Frank Zappa

...Says the voice of experience? :). - Britgirl

Frank, Frank, Frank... Told ya... ya zip-up AFTER you're done:).

Yeah, I been bit a time'r three. But only cause I was in a hurry t'pack my kit an' quit. Concern for my continued health, y'know:).

2 Do You Wanna Touch Me? - Joan Jett
3 Where Did You Sleep Last Nite? - Sarah Connor
4 Do You Remember Rock 'N' Roll Radio? - Ramones
5 Where Have All the Cowboys Gone? - Paula Cole

Tell ya where they ain't. Austin and NYC are just crawlin' with wannabe fashionistas wearin' Chinese knock-off Stetsons, metrosexual skinny jeans, and totin' man-purses. Ain't a one ever been within a country mile of a cow pie.

6 Where's My Sex? - Weezer
7 Who Are You? - The Who
8 What is a Juggalo? - Insane Clown Posse
9 What's My Name? - Rihanna
10 Can I Touch You... There? - Michael Bolton

Sure, Mikey... If ya wanna be wearin' yer nose on the backa yer head.

The Contenders

11 Who Let the Dogs Out? - Baha Men
12 Where is My Mind? - Pixies
13 Why Don't You Get a Job? - The Offspring
14 What Do You Do for Money Honey? - AC/DC
15 Where to Now St. Peter? - Elton John
16 Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses - U2
17 Do You Wanna Get High? - Weezer
18 How Much a Dollar Cost - Kendrick Lamar
19 Where Do I Hide - Nickelback
20 Where's God? - Insane Clown Posse
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