Top Ten Random Question-Titled Songs to Ask During a Serious Political Q&A Session

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In a world of the most serious of issues (which, according to some is gaming, Anime and porn) there is politics. Leading politicians are ready to take and answer your questions on education, health, immigration....blah blah....Picture it...you are getting bored and, looking around at the ashen-faced members of the public and the smugness of the politician, a smile plays around your lips. Your hand goes up and you are asked: "Yes, you at the back. What is your question please?" You inhale and then ask....
Any random question-titled song would do, just as long as it's irrelevant to the topic. So what would you ask...? :).

The Top Ten

1 Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? - Frank Zappa

...Says the voice of experience? :). - Britgirl

Frank, Frank, Frank... Told ya... ya zip-up AFTER you're done:).

Yeah, I been bit a time'r three. But only cause I was in a hurry t'pack my kit an' quit. Concern for my continued health, y'know:).

2 Do You Wanna Touch Me? - Joan Jett
3 Where Did You Sleep Last Nite? - Sarah Connor
4 Do You Remember Rock 'N' Roll Radio? - Ramones
5 Where Have All the Cowboys Gone? - Paula Cole

Tell ya where they ain't. Austin and NYC are just crawlin' with wannabe fashionistas wearin' Chinese knock-off Stetsons, metrosexual skinny jeans, and totin' man-purses. Ain't a one ever been within a country mile of a cow pie.

6 Where's My Sex? - Weezer
7 Who Are You? - The Who
8 What is a Juggalo? - Insane Clown Posse
9 What's My Name? - Rihanna
10 Can I Touch You... There? - Michael Bolton

Sure, Mikey... If ya wanna be wearin' yer nose on the backa yer head.

The Contenders

11 Who Let the Dogs Out? - Baha Men
12 Where is My Mind? - Pixies
13 Why Don't You Get a Job? - The Offspring
14 What Do You Do for Money Honey? - AC/DC
15 Where to Now St. Peter? - Elton John
16 Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses - U2
17 Do You Wanna Get High? - Weezer
18 How Much a Dollar Cost - Kendrick Lamar
19 Where Do I Hide - Nickelback
20 Where's God? - Insane Clown Posse
21 Where is Your God? - Amon Amarth
22 Where's the Party - Madonna
23 What About the Moonlight - Cher
24 What's Wrong with Me - Lafee
25 Where I Is? - The Vanishing American

Well, now...That hardly seems called for.

26 Can I Get a Witness? - Lee Michaels
27 Is This the End of Rico? - Emanuel Goldenberg
28 When Did Your Heart Go Missing? - Rooney
29 Do You Even Know Me Anymore? - Mark Schultz
30 How Do I Tell a Girl I Want to Kiss Her? - Modern Baseball

Once again, with your mouth, or with your... mouth. Sheesh. How hard is this?

31 Have You Ever Seen the Rain - Creedence Clearwater Revival
32 Whatever Happened to Whistlin'? - Gap-Tooth Garrity
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