Top Ten Random Question-Titled Songs to Ask During a Serious Political Q&A Session

In a world of the most serious of issues (which, according to some is gaming, Anime and porn) there is politics. Leading politicians are ready to take and answer your questions on education, health, immigration....blah blah....Picture are getting bored and, looking around at the ashen-faced members of the public and the smugness of the politician, a smile plays around your lips. Your hand goes up and you are asked: "Yes, you at the back. What is your question please?" You inhale and then ask....
Any random question-titled song would do, just as long as it's irrelevant to the topic. So what would you ask...? :).

The Top Ten

1 Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? - Frank Zappa

...Says the voice of experience? :). - Britgirl

Frank, Frank, Frank... Told ya... ya zip-up AFTER you're done:).

Yeah, I been bit a time'r three. But only cause I was in a hurry t'pack my kit an' quit. Concern for my continued health, y'know:).

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2 Do You Wanna Touch Me? - Joan Jett
3 Where Did You Sleep Last Nite? - Sarah Connor
4 Do You Remember Rock 'N' Roll Radio? - Ramones UListen to Sample
5 Where Have All the Cowboys Gone? - Paula Cole

Tell ya where they ain't. Austin and NYC are just crawlin' with wannabe fashionistas wearin' Chinese knock-off Stetsons, metrosexual skinny jeans, and totin' man-purses. Ain't a one ever been within a country mile of a cow pie.

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6 Where's My Sex? - Weezer

Great way of making someone uncomfortable.

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7 Who Are You? - The Who UListen to Sample
8 What is a Juggalo? - Insane Clown Posse UListen to Sample
9 What's My Name? - Rihanna UListen to Sample
10 Can I Touch You... There? - Michael Bolton

Sure, Mikey... If ya wanna be wearin' yer nose on the backa yer head.

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The Contenders

11 Who Let the Dogs Out? - Baha Men UListen to Sample
12 Why Don't You Get a Job? - The Offspring

It's what the politican would say, not the other way around.

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13 Where is My Mind? - Pixies UListen to Sample
14 What Do You Do for Money Honey? - AC/DC UListen to Sample
15 Where to Now St. Peter? - Elton John UListen to Sample
16 Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses - U2 UListen to Sample
17 Do You Wanna Get High? - Weezer UListen to Sample
18 How Much a Dollar Cost - Kendrick Lamar UListen to Sample
19 Where Do I Hide - Nickelback UListen to Sample
20 Where's God? - Insane Clown Posse UListen to Sample
21 Where is Your God? - Amon Amarth UListen to Sample
22 Where's the Party - Madonna UListen to Sample
23 What About the Moonlight - Cher UListen to Sample
24 What's Wrong with Me - Lafee UListen to Sample
25 Where I Is? - The Vanishing American

Well, now...That hardly seems called for.

26 Can I Get a Witness? - Lee Michaels UListen to Sample
27 Is This the End of Rico? - Emanuel Goldenberg
28 When Did Your Heart Go Missing? - Rooney UListen to Sample
29 Do You Even Know Me Anymore? - Mark Schultz UListen to Sample
30 How Do I Tell a Girl I Want to Kiss Her? - Modern Baseball

Once again, with your mouth, or with your... mouth. Sheesh. How hard is this?

31 Have You Ever Seen the Rain - Creedence Clearwater Revival UListen to Sample
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